OT-PG13: I can't believe....
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Could not leaf that a lone could ya.
No, sir - it's a sickness ('cause my wife is sure sick of it)! :laugh:0 -
For Max....
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how about this on it's for real
http://www.ridetheslut.com/0 -
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:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:how about this on it's for real
http://www.ridetheslut.com/
LOL! That's so totally Seattle! (I'm an eastern Washington girl, so it's extra funny!)
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Don't quit your day job. :grumble:
Max and Shannon, a love story...
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.0 -
You're welcome. :blushing:0 -
You're welcome. :blushing:
That should be above my bar! Nice..... :laugh:0 -
You're welcome. :blushing:
That should be above my bar! Nice..... :laugh:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
The divorce wouldn't have been such a surprise to him if my ex had read this....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Been there sweetie!
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You're welcome. :blushing:
Shannon, I see you went shopping...nice welcome mat for your front door....:laugh:0 -
ROFLOL!!!
You're welcome. :blushing:
Shannon, I see you went shopping...nice welcome mat for your front door....:laugh:
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{{insert dramatic music}} Don-don-DON!!!
No she WASN'T!!!! :noway:0 -
ROFLOL!!!
You're welcome. :blushing:
Shannon, I see you went shopping...nice welcome mat for your front door....:laugh:
Haters!
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darn.... should've remembered - always show the love first!
ROFLOL!!!
You're welcome. :blushing:
Shannon, I see you went shopping...nice welcome mat for your front door....:laugh:
Haters!
anyway.... off to the fair with the kiddos.... If I bring you an Elephant Ear, would you feel better?0 -
darn.... should've remembered - always show the love first!
anyway.... off to the fair with the kiddos.... If I bring you an Elephant Ear, would you feel better?
Let me choose the anatomy, okay???
Have fun! :smooched:0 -
darn.... should've remembered - always show the love first!
anyway.... off to the fair with the kiddos.... If I bring you an Elephant Ear, would you feel better?
Let me choose the anatomy, okay???
Have fun! :smooched:
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