Things that sound dirty, but aren't.
LorinaLynn
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I was just making lunch, and left the burner on too high, and the words that came to mind sound dirty.
"I just burned my couscous." :noway:
"I just burned my couscous." :noway:
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Hahaha! Kinky!0
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I was just making lunch, and left the burner on too high, and the words that came to mind sound dirty.
"I just burned my couscous." :noway:
Could have been worse...your husband might have blended his banana!0 -
One that luckily no one overhead my 4 year old daughter say to my hubster, as it could've meant a visit from the police. Said in her 4 year old loud voice:
"Daddy, I want to play with your balls!"
She was referring to his set of juggling balls.
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petcocks0
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Every time I think of In n out burger I giggle like a school girl0
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"Have you seen my dongle? I swear it was around here somewhere..."
Before I knew what the hell a dongle was, this sounded pretty dirty! Well, it still sounds dirty to me, lol0 -
Every time I think of In n out burger I giggle like a school girl
LOL i'm not the only one then!0 -
Vibram Five Fingers0
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There's a convenience store chain here called "Kum n Go". :laugh:0
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I was just making lunch, and left the burner on too high, and the words that came to mind sound dirty.
"I just burned my couscous." :noway:
Could have been worse...your husband might have blended his banana!
or singed his salami :huh: ouuuccchhhh!!!
Then again I could have burned my buns OR pricked my bangers!!! be careful with sharp things kids!!! lol!!0 -
We have a gas station here called Kum and Go............YES for real! I laugh inside and sometimes out loud everytime we pass by it! :laugh:0
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There's a convenience store chain here called "Kum n Go". :laugh:
Lol, we must live in the same area! That place cracks me up everytime!0 -
There's a convenience store chain here called "Kum n Go". :laugh:
I was just about to say that! There is a guy here at work that has a cuzie that says that.. TOO FUNNY!!!!0 -
finger puppets (depends on use as a noun or verb)0
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petcocks
Stopcock!0 -
Every time I think of In n out burger I giggle like a school girl
Worse when you go to In N Out and order your burger "animal style"....0 -
I've seen a quickie mart called "Ho Mart." Different kind of quickie! :huh:
The dog chew toy "the Kong" looks and sounds pretty sketchy, too.0 -
We have a Coffe/Tea shop here caleed Tea Baggers-No Joke! My husband and I crack up every time!0
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Doing some minor home repairs in the bathroom, we went to Wal-Mart. Conversation as follows:
Husband: "Are we all done?"
Me: "I think so..."
Husband walks away...
Me: "No, wait... I NEED CAULK!"
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ive always felt weird about angina.0
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I have to admit, buying Nature Valley's Sweet n Salty nut bars also cracks me up!0
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We have a gas station here called Kum and Go............YES for real! I laugh inside and sometimes out loud everytime we pass by it! :laugh:
There are Kum and Go stations all over Iowa, too. One of my buddies lives there. I've laughed every time I've driven past one! LOL0 -
There's a convenience store chain here called "Kum n Go". :laugh:
Lol, we must live in the same area! That place cracks me up everytime!
Wow how many of us are there here0 -
We have a Coffe/Tea shop here caleed Tea Baggers-No Joke! My husband and I crack up every time!
there is a liquor store I know of called bung hole liquors0 -
Spotted D*ck .. *giggle*0
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Oh yeah a tattoo - piercing shop here called Just Another Hole! :laugh:
Kum and Go's here in Oklahoma too apparently.0 -
My salons name is
Blow and Go haha0 -
Where I live there is a shop called 'The Knob Connection'.
It sells doorknobs in a variety of different shapes and sizes. Seriously. I've lived here for 5 years and it's still funny...:laugh:0 -
theres a mechanical term called nut busting torque0
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Double post... Sounds dirty as well0
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