Things that sound dirty, but aren't.

LorinaLynn
LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
edited September 28 in Chit-Chat
I was just making lunch, and left the burner on too high, and the words that came to mind sound dirty.

"I just burned my couscous." :noway:
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  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    Hahaha! Kinky!
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    I was just making lunch, and left the burner on too high, and the words that came to mind sound dirty.

    "I just burned my couscous." :noway:

    Could have been worse...your husband might have blended his banana!
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    One that luckily no one overhead my 4 year old daughter say to my hubster, as it could've meant a visit from the police. Said in her 4 year old loud voice:

    "Daddy, I want to play with your balls!"

    She was referring to his set of juggling balls.

    *smacks forehead*
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    petcocks
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    Every time I think of In n out burger I giggle like a school girl
  • jesseBYAH
    jesseBYAH Posts: 446 Member
    "Have you seen my dongle? I swear it was around here somewhere..."

    Before I knew what the hell a dongle was, this sounded pretty dirty! Well, it still sounds dirty to me, lol
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    Every time I think of In n out burger I giggle like a school girl

    LOL i'm not the only one then!
  • callipygianchronicle
    callipygianchronicle Posts: 811 Member
    Vibram Five Fingers
  • Jenscan
    Jenscan Posts: 694 Member
    There's a convenience store chain here called "Kum n Go". :laugh:
  • ales1979
    ales1979 Posts: 269 Member
    I was just making lunch, and left the burner on too high, and the words that came to mind sound dirty.

    "I just burned my couscous." :noway:

    Could have been worse...your husband might have blended his banana!

    or singed his salami :huh: ouuuccchhhh!!!

    Then again I could have burned my buns OR pricked my bangers!!! be careful with sharp things kids!!! lol!!
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    We have a gas station here called Kum and Go............YES for real! I laugh inside and sometimes out loud everytime we pass by it! :laugh:
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    There's a convenience store chain here called "Kum n Go". :laugh:


    Lol, we must live in the same area! That place cracks me up everytime!
  • kaylaCdewire1311
    kaylaCdewire1311 Posts: 110
    There's a convenience store chain here called "Kum n Go". :laugh:

    I was just about to say that! There is a guy here at work that has a cuzie that says that.. TOO FUNNY!!!!
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    finger puppets (depends on use as a noun or verb)
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    petcocks

    Stopcock!
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    Every time I think of In n out burger I giggle like a school girl


    Worse when you go to In N Out and order your burger "animal style".... :embarassed:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I've seen a quickie mart called "Ho Mart." Different kind of quickie! :huh:

    The dog chew toy "the Kong" looks and sounds pretty sketchy, too.
  • jennyb31
    jennyb31 Posts: 166 Member
    We have a Coffe/Tea shop here caleed Tea Baggers-No Joke! My husband and I crack up every time!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Doing some minor home repairs in the bathroom, we went to Wal-Mart. Conversation as follows:

    Husband: "Are we all done?"
    Me: "I think so..."
    Husband walks away...
    Me: "No, wait... I NEED CAULK!"

    :embarassed:
  • lbkrillin
    lbkrillin Posts: 19
    ive always felt weird about angina.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    I have to admit, buying Nature Valley's Sweet n Salty nut bars also cracks me up!
  • bigdawg025
    bigdawg025 Posts: 774 Member
    We have a gas station here called Kum and Go............YES for real! I laugh inside and sometimes out loud everytime we pass by it! :laugh:

    There are Kum and Go stations all over Iowa, too. One of my buddies lives there. I've laughed every time I've driven past one! LOL
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    There's a convenience store chain here called "Kum n Go". :laugh:


    Lol, we must live in the same area! That place cracks me up everytime!

    Wow how many of us are there here
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    We have a Coffe/Tea shop here caleed Tea Baggers-No Joke! My husband and I crack up every time!

    there is a liquor store I know of called bung hole liquors
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    Spotted D*ck .. *giggle*
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    Oh yeah a tattoo - piercing shop here called Just Another Hole! :laugh:


    Kum and Go's here in Oklahoma too apparently. :tongue:
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
    My salons name is

    Blow and Go haha
  • jmgj27
    jmgj27 Posts: 531 Member
    Where I live there is a shop called 'The Knob Connection'.

    It sells doorknobs in a variety of different shapes and sizes. Seriously. I've lived here for 5 years and it's still funny...:laugh:
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    theres a mechanical term called nut busting torque
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    Double post... Sounds dirty as well
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