Things that sound dirty, but aren't.

irridia

Sooo glad i wasn't drinking anything while reading these.

As a computer support technician: Okay, let me know when you've got it up.

Just push it in until you hear it click.

Make certain it's nice and tight.

Others: From my 5 year old regarding his various sports balls, "My balls are wet!"

Uvula

Starlage

I work in a doctor's office- we have a patient, a teenage girl who's last name is Allcock! NO JOKE!!! I've never asked her whether she got teased all the time in school. hahaha poor girl!!

sdgirl22

"Have you seen my dongle? I swear it was around here somewhere..."

Before I knew what the hell a dongle was, this sounded pretty dirty! Well, it still sounds dirty to me, lol

ROFL!!

I was doing inventory at work, and I IMed a (guy) coworker, asking him if he knew where the dongle is supposed to go on the computer (knowing full well how it sounds, it was just too funny to pass up). When I figured out where it was plugged into the computer, I wrote "Found my dongle!," to which he replyed, "If I ever have trouble finding my dongle, promise you'll shoot me." I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud so my boss didn't hear me!!!

jessradtke

OMG The look on that kid's face cracks me up every time I look at it!! This thread is hilarious!

MassiveDelta

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"Have you seen my dongle? I swear it was around here somewhere..."

Before I knew what the hell a dongle was, this sounded pretty dirty! Well, it still sounds dirty to me, lol

ROFL!!

I was doing inventory at work, and I IMed a (guy) coworker, asking him if he knew where the dongle is supposed to go on the computer (knowing full well how it sounds, it was just too funny to pass up). When I figured out where it was plugged into the computer, I wrote "Found my dongle!," to which he replyed, "If I ever have trouble finding my dongle, promise you'll shoot me." I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud so my boss didn't hear me!!!

dongle jokes are hilarious...Lots of IT terminology is naughty.

NoWeighJose74

BigBeaver

Badminton anyone, have you seen the shuttlecock?

Bourdeaux's butt paste

jessradtke

Auto and hardware stores have some great ones: lube job, nipples, o-ring, crack filler, drive shaft, ball joint...
And I'm from Indiana where we have a place called French Lick.

brewingaz

SevenisHeaven

My mom manages a Kum and Go. Nickname is jerk n squirt...LMAO.

agree with all mechanical/home repair. Caulk, o-ring, lube, etc...lol

rorosaw

Bangkok.

I giggle inside every single solitary time I hear it .

BEERRUNNER

BIG BROWN MEAT LOVE HAMMER!

prettypain

My car wouldnt start after the gym one night, it was midnight, I went in and asked one of the guys.. " will you jump me?"


I meant my car... Lol but he said "oh hell ya?"

BigBeaver

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as one of my new friends pointed out, my name BigBeaver sounds dirty

justsummie

My parents have a p*ssywillow tree in their yard so I was just gonna write "p*ssywillow" but then i realized saying "I grew up with a p*ssywillow next to my back door" was just that much better. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

justsummie

We once saw a truck that must of been for an on-the-go locksmith service and the company's name was Snatch-Latch.

Ashley_Panda

I giggle when we pass lube shops.

Kirk_D

There is a liquor store along Interstate 69 called "69 Liquors".

CreativeRedhead

When I lived in Georgia, there was a hot dog place called Sneaky Pete's....the name always made me laugh and sounded kinda naughty.

Robyn_T

My aunt's husband was in an accident a couple weeks ago. The other day we were talking about it and she mentioned how unhappy her husband was when he woke up because of the foley catheter. She said, "when I saw it, I couldn't believe how big it was!"

For about a half of a second, I kept the roaring laughter in. After that, it was a lost cause. When I could breathe again, I finally told her that I NEVER NEVER again want to hear how big "it" was. :noway:

BigBeaver

I grew up in MI, and still remember the directions to my Aunt's old house, Take I-69 to the Big Beaver Rd exit, take the first left, when you reach Climax st, take a right, 4th on the right. I was LOL for real when she gave me directions.

Fat_Bottomed_Girl

When I lived in Georgia, there was a hot dog place called Sneaky Pete's....the name always made me laugh and sounded kinda naughty.

There is a bar in my old hood called "Sneaky Pete's" too... I don't know why they didn't just keep going with it - "Sneaky Pete's COCKtails"

supershiny

One time my landlord brought over a handyman to fix the tub in our rental. I left and came back several hours later and asked if he was still there. My roommate replied "He's been up there with his caulk all day!" it was a def lmao moment! There is also plenty of pho (pronounced "fuh" for the uninitiated hehe) places around here named things like Hoa Pho King XD

porcelain_doll

Phuket, Thailand.

Bangkok, Thailand.

Koh Phi Phi, Thailand.

NoWeighJose74

Dik Dik - a small species of antelope

Run4iiiiiit

there is a park not far from me called Cooter Pond Park.

grangell12

we have a hotel called Rodeway Inn I laugh every single time I drive by it!!!!

juliecat1

I havent read through all of these but near where I grew up was "Big Bone Lick State Park" Cracks me up!

Um, kumquat fruits
Blowhole - always makes me giggle

jennyb31

Okay so at the gym today a lady was doing an outer leg exercise with a rubber band, she sat up and said oh look, my rubber is shredding!!! My trainer and I were cracking up and I ran straight home to this thread!!!

bbush18

A friend of a friend of mine has a company called...

"Camel Towing".

AHAHAHAHA!!

Driving on the interstate, I always see signs for "BOILED NUTS"...I just smile and keep driving!