Innocent things your spouse or SO do that ANNOY you to no en

Fat_Bottomed_Girl

-GRRR!

We have a hook that we hang our bathroom towels on to let them dry after taking a shower. MOST people would hang theirs from the middle, letting the towel drape on both sides. My boyfriend hangs his LONGWAYS from the END, driving me CRAZY, when in all actuality it probably makes better sense to the the towel dry more quickly. -It just looks funny and I'm tempted to change it every time. Sigh... Instead, I will choose to pick my battles!

light_shimmer

>snicker<

I understand. For me it's the way clean towels are folded. There's a very small "cupboard" space that the towels go in in my bathroom. There aren't any doors on this little area, so it's always visible. I have to have the towels folded once the long way, then folded horizontal in threes. It's then rolled once and stacked neatly in a little roll that looks like a tube. My ex used to fold them twice, once vertical and once horizontal and stuff them in the space next to my neat towels. Drove me nuts. I mentioned it to some women I used to work with and they all looked at me like I was nuts. "Well at least he's folding them" :huh: yea but......but....I'm anal about stuff like that!!! A very small thing, but I understand your irritation

Fat_Bottomed_Girl

Our towels are ALSO visible and "rolled".

brewingaz

Cut me off every time I'm speaking
Breathe loud when I'm trying to sleep
Leaves every light on in the house even when we aren't home
Super duper passive aggressive

Sh1tsRainbows

toe nail clippings on the living room floor

sillygoose1977

I am neat freak and he will not compromise. And by compromise I mean start being a neat freak like me so I don't go insane. Ok, so I don't expect that much but he NEVER wipes crumbs off the counters, leaves his beard hairs in the bathroom sink after shaving :sick: , leaves his mail and papers on the floor, on the microwave, and basically everywhere except the desk. Long story short, he is messy and it drives me batsh!t. He is lucky he has everything else going for him...mostly

brewingaz

I am neat freak and he will not compromise. And by compromise I mean start being a neat freak like me so I don't go insane. Ok, so I don't expect that much but he NEVER wipes crumbs off the counters, leaves his beard hairs in the bathroom sink after shaving :sick: , leaves his mail and papers on the floor, on the microwave, and basically everywhere except the desk. Long story short, he is messy and it drives me batsh!t. He is lucky he has everything else going for him...mostly

OH yeah, my wife is a slob too. I feel your pain! lol

SimplyFreckled

hmmm maybe the proper question would be.. what does your spouse do that DOESN"T annoy you... my answer to that..
abso-freaking-lutly NOTHING. :explode:

Bigpelly8

Always, always, always, leaves her keys in the door when she gets home first, leaves all the lights on everywhere, and If she has the radio on and leaves the house, she leaves the radio on. I'm sure her list woul dbe a lot bigger than mine!!

casey12105

His socks are EVERYWHERE. He just leaves them wherever he takes them off, he never takes them upstairs to the hamper. Same with his clothes, if he takes them off downstairs he leaves them on the stairs and doesn't bring them up. I'm like, you had to step over your clothes to go up the stairs to go to bed, how much harder would it have been to bend down and pick them up?

AdoraK

Farts so loud and long it wakes me up in the middle of the night...And let not even get into how bad they smell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

littttlelaurra

well I no longer have a spouse but my daughter is home for the summer from college and she is forever leaving every single light on, leaving the front door wideeeeeee open when she leaves for her summer class (hello I am in bed alseep anyone could just walk in) , puts the dishes in the sink instead of putting away the clean dishes in the dishwasher and loading the dirty ones into it... would make too much sense. Overloads washing machine and it gets off balance or blows a power switch lol every time... sighs counts the days till she moves back on campus! lol

FearAnLoathing

My hubby works alot I wish he was here more to annoy me lol

Shannon023

hmmm maybe the proper question would be.. what does your spouse do that DOESN"T annoy you... my answer to that..
abso-freaking-lutly NOTHING. :explode:

:laugh:

My hubby will over stuff the kitchen trash to the point where you can't close the door it's in. Does he ever empty the trash???? No. :indifferent:

neelia

Two words: DUTCH OVEN.

MissO﹠A

Awww. LMAO.

It's gotta be the snoring. Although, since we've been eating better it's not as bad as it once was -- we're talking full force tornado ripping through a balsa wood barn filled with rabid cows sorta loud snoring. I can survive the night in the same room with earplugs now.

He still, however, does his sleep zombie impressions; "naaaaaaaaaaar, NAAAAAAAAR" which scares the everliving *kitten* out of me. Coupled with the sleep-wrestling moves like clothesline-to-the-t*ts sorta crap. *sigh* I'm really not so sure how "innocent" those things are... I'm thinking that's more a type of legal torture.

*gives the knowing look about the towels*
I think I've managed to train him on the correct way to fold the towels now. It used to be folded once vertically. HELLO, my dear numbnuts?! Thanks for making me re-fold when I want to hang it on the towel rail.

SimplyFreckled

ok so I will pinpoint one..

Shoveling heaping forkfullsof food into his mouth, then proceeding to chew like a cow, then after our daughter scolds him for chewing with his mouth open, he tries to eat with it closed but he had shoveled so much damn food in there its newar impossible. I swear he is the only person in the world I can hear eating ice cream from a different room.

sbwood888

smokes cigarettes. :sick:

LorinaLynn

I don't like the way he loads the dishwasher. I put all the forks together, all the knives together, etc. and line up the bowls and plates in an orderly fashion. He just sticks it all in willy-nilly. But I appreciate him loading it too much to really complain about it.

kimmerroze

lol hah this is a funny post... mainly because we are all complaining about them and I am sure they have a list just as long. lol

My husband whistles really loud along with the music in the car when he doesn't know the words. It hurts my ears.

mishelnkiki

and u my friends, remind me why im single! LOL. i cant handle the things other people do! its bad enough that i do some dumb stuff, i dont think i could handle someone else's.

MissO﹠A

I don't like the way he loads the dishwasher. I put all the forks together, all the knives together, etc. and line up the bowls and plates in an orderly fashion. He just sticks it all in willy-nilly. But I appreciate him loading it too much to really complain about it.

LOL. Oh yeah. This. This too. I wind up going in right after him and rearranging them in a more orderly (i.e., leaves more room) fashion. I'm actually just glad when he remembers to put something *IN* the dishwasher. It usually just winds up on the side of the sink.

light_shimmer

HELLO, my dear numbnuts?! Thanks for making me re-fold when I want to hang it on the towel rail.

BAAAHAHAHA! I just completely wasted my last sip of coffee for the day on this one.

ladybug1620

He throws his dirty clothes everywhere but the hamper. On the floor beside the hamper, on the floor in the living room, on the floor in the laundry room.

Takes out the trash but never puts a new bag in. I guess I should be thankful he's taking out the trash at all, but omg this bugs me.

luv_lea

I'm a neat freak~he's not. So lot of things~but mainly when he just throws my clothes from the dryer in a basket leaving them to get all wrinkled and crap-grr. And when his side of the dresser becomes a clutter spot where you can hardly see the dresser anymore. Oh, and hairs in the bathroom sink...ughh, hate that one! haha

mikeyml

*sending this thread to my wife so I can find out what I do* (So far almost everything listed) :laugh:

TDGee

The GD hairspray on Effin' EVERYTHING in the bathroom. It's everywhere, catching all of the little dust particles in the air and making the counter tops nastya$$ gross. I had to have my spine surgically repaired because I slipped on the hairspray slick on the floor. TRUE! I thought hairspray was supposed to go ON the hair, not all over the toothbrushes and everything?! I have seriously considered installing one of those vacuum hoods like they use in pharmacies in our bathroom, but I don't want hairspray all over the planet too. WTF???

PattyTheUndefeated

My husband believes it to be a great idea to just leave his damp towels piled on my side of the bed rather than bothering to hang them to dry in the bathroom where they belong. Because, you KNOW I definately appreciate, after a long days work, going to bed to find my side of the sheets and covers cold, musty, and damp.

Gotta love 'em.

dirtyblue

This thread is awesome...

He can't throw his clothes in the hamper, they get thrown on top. I always remind him the the lid does open.

He makes all kinds of noise while chewing his food. And he insists, on clearing off his fork with his teeth, god that noise kills me!

He farts so loud and long, it actually wakes me up and shakes the bed.

He constantly is leaving on lights, fans and anthing else that has a switch.

He piles his clothes up in the corner of the bedroom-his clean clothes mind you!

I have to remind him to take a shower! He can go three days and not remember! Ewwwwww!!!!

But like evreyone else said, I'm sure he could have a list just as long for me!!!!

Airbear3

Too funny! my hubby is a tree man(cuts them down all day) he comes in the newly swept kitchen and covers it with saw dust and mud from his boots! Mkes his way to the stove and eats right out of the pot with his filthy hands! Thanks god he comes home later where me and the kids already ate !Neanderthal get a fork and a plate! also don't enjoy the bad smelly *kitten* at night, for some reason he only has to fart when we get in bed and he loves to pull the covers up over my head and trap me there! its come to the point with that, that i told him he's going to look funny living the rest of his life with my fist cramed up his *kitten* to plug it!

ATXJudie

It's gotta be the clothes thing. They are just all over the bedroom! It takes two extra seconds to put it in the hamper. It is IN the bedroom IN the closet! How hard is that?!?!

This actually translates to other clutter. Bottles on the counter, when the recycling bin is right UNDER the counter. Trash ON TOP of the trash bin in the bathroom...ON TOP. What?!!! I mean, it would take two extra seconds to put it IN the bin!

I just don't get it. It is simultaneously mind-blowing, amusing and SO ANNOYING!