Funny thoughts that cross your mind during exercise...
PattyTheUndefeated
Posts: 302 Member
Mine:
1. I think I'm gonna puke or die, or maybe both.
2. No, Tony, this isn't the 'Mother'of all workouts.
3. Stupid hair keeps getting in my face!
4. Stupid shorts keep riding up my *kitten*!
5. Stupid shoelaces, why won't you just stay tied!
6. Exercise is stupid!
7. I have to pee.
8. Maybe If I shaved my head and worked out naked I'd have less laundry to wash, get less sweaty and horrify my husband! Win!
1. I think I'm gonna puke or die, or maybe both.
2. No, Tony, this isn't the 'Mother'of all workouts.
3. Stupid hair keeps getting in my face!
4. Stupid shorts keep riding up my *kitten*!
5. Stupid shoelaces, why won't you just stay tied!
6. Exercise is stupid!
7. I have to pee.
8. Maybe If I shaved my head and worked out naked I'd have less laundry to wash, get less sweaty and horrify my husband! Win!
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LOL this is GREAT!!!
- I hope I don't fart while I do this yoga posture
- OMG did I just sweat out a gallon?
- What are YOU lookin at over there?
- I think my legs just exploded.
- Shut up, Jillian!!!0 -
Why am I here ?
Why did I allow myself to get this big ?
This wedgeee is driving me crazy !
I'm glad no one is in here cuz I gotta _ _ _ _.
I'm glad I shaved my head , but the sweat drips down my face all the time.
The Spanish lady that works out in here doesn't clean off her machine after she sweats all over it - F-ing gross !0 -
Mine:
1. I think I'm gonna puke or die, or maybe both.
2. No, Tony, this isn't the 'Mother'of all workouts.
3. Stupid hair keeps getting in my face!
4. Stupid shorts keep riding up my *kitten*!
5. Stupid shoelaces, why won't you just stay tied!
6. Exercise is stupid!
7. I have to pee.
8. Maybe If I shaved my head and worked out naked I'd have less laundry to wash, get less sweaty and horrify my husband! Win!
I second 3,4,5,and 7.
Also
"Am I done yet!?!?"
and
"who farted?!"0 -
this is hilarious!!!!0
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Great thread idea!!! LMAO - agree with ALL!Mine:
1. I think I'm gonna puke or die, or maybe both.
2. No, Tony, this isn't the 'Mother'of all workouts.
3. Stupid hair keeps getting in my face!
4. Stupid shorts keep riding up my *kitten*!
5. Stupid shoelaces, why won't you just stay tied!
6. Exercise is stupid!
7. I have to pee.
8. Maybe If I shaved my head and worked out naked I'd have less laundry to wash, get less sweaty and horrify my husband! Win!0 -
Oh, these made me LAUGH. I will have to keep checking this post for more laughs. THanks for posting. :laugh:0
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hahahahahah
Somebody please quit first so i dont look so bad in this class
gawsh why are my nipples showing through my sports bra
ugh this deodorant stopped working a long time ago hope the guy on the treadmill next to me isnt offended
(during circuit training) why the hell is the 60 second break seem shorter than the 60 second workout interval stupid instructor
am i the only broad in here sweating like a hooker in church0 -
Mine:
When I do 6 Week 6 Pack and Jillian is talking to her girls like, "look at that core that's a strong core" etc etc. I'm all like "Jillian WTF I'm busy, I can't look at her 'strong core' shut up and let me get on with it!!!" and When I run, every time about 2 mins in I'm like... ooo I shoulda pee'd0 -
Somebody please quit first so i dont look so bad in this class
Haha me too! :laugh:0 -
haha wow those thoughts go through my head too!
Except for the last one..
The thought i keep having is "tony your a lunatic, can i sit down now.."0 -
Mine are...
- I hope my legs don't give out, especially while I'm on the treadmill. That would be embarrassing.
- I can't wait until I can do this without almost passing out.
- I could probably fill a swimming pool with all this sweat.
- What are you looking at, b*tch?!
- Oh look! A bird!
lol.0 -
1) Oh God I gotta fart, I hope it doesn't fly and no one hears me.
2)Why isn't there anything better on the gym TV's
3)Did that hot girl in yoga pants catch me checking her out, she smiled.
4)Damn I sweat a lot.
5)What the hell is that guy doing? (last night this dude in flip flops looked like he was humping one of the machines)0 -
1. Damn running makes my pants fall down.
2. I peed right before I started!!!
3, When will this run interval end?!?!?!
4. Oh god! My calves!
5. This *kitten* should really be easier.
6. (sees skinny girl walk by) Stupid skinny girls! I hate you right now! (I really don't hate skinny girls but don't like them when I'm working out)
7. (sees guy next to me running at full speed for a freaking hour) F*cking show off!...
8. Can't breathe!!!
9. (to self) Self, stop being a b*tch...and
10. You can do this!!!0 -
am i the only broad in here sweating like a hooker in church
HAHAHAHA YES! Best way I have ever heard sweating described
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I agree with the shorts up the *kitten*.. or Can I pick the wedgie and hope no one notices?
These are some of my personal ones...
**** my *kitten* is showing.. knew these shorts were too short for my long legs. (only prob. with being 5'9!)
I have a personal trainer that I see twice a month and by the end of the session I'm sitting thinking just SHUT UP J! I don't care that I have 5 left or 3 sets left.. I just want you to be quiet and let me be in peace with my thoughts!
Why are you watching my treadmill? Are we in a competition?
OoO.. Cute boy.. Cute boy.. and I look like hell...0 -
is my knob numb or has my bottom half fallen off0
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HA HA Love it.
1. Must put a load of washing on when I finish with this, DVD.
2. Mental note to buy more fresh fruit and vege. Damm this healthy living, creates more shopping.
3. Why doesn't this studio have a clock so I know how much longer this Zumba class goes for.
4. Thank god we are up to cool down. Oh no that wasn't a quiet thought I said it out loud.0 -
1. Buddy (or lady) dont smirk to hard, you will give out before I do. You may be 20 but I will always be a soldier.
2. Did that 90 year old ladies boob really just pop out? MY EYES!.
3. Why did someone turn on the fan? Now I am freezing.
4. What's that smell?
5. I know I charged my Ipod!
6. Why did I download this song?
7. I need to pee sooooooooooo bad!
8. These shorts are too short!
9. What would the kids look like if Kermit & Miss Piggie married?
10. I hope Nana didn't let the kdis burn down the house!0 -
1. Damn running makes my pants fall down.
2. I peed right before I started!!!
3, When will this run interval end?!?!?!
4. Oh god! My calves!
5. This *kitten* should really be easier.
6. (sees skinny girl walk by) Stupid skinny girls! I hate you right now! (I really don't hate skinny girls but don't like them when I'm working out)
7. (sees guy next to me running at full speed for a freaking hour) F*cking show off!...
8. Can't breathe!!!
9. (to self) Self, stop being a b*tch...and
10. You can do this!!!
THE EXACT THING FOR ME.
My pants fall down.
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This is great!
My thoughts are generally;
1) Why am I doing this?
2) I can do it, no I can't this is stupid, I can do it, no I can't...... etc
3) Why is that person even bothering.... cycling that slow they may as well be in front of the TV
4) Yes I'm awesome, check me out (my cheeky one now that I'm at my goal ;-)
5) I hate this one Jillian!
6) What's for dinner?
7) Why do the kids always need their butt wiping while I'm doing the DVD??
8) Focus, focus, settle down, focus0 -
Today I was riding up this massive hill that has defeated me for a while, and I didn't want it to today. So as I was huffing and puffing, I was saying to myself "You can do this. You're fat but it won't beat you. You can do this. You're fat but it won't beat you." When I got to the top (it didn't beat me!!) I was glowing in my triumph, when this lady came up behind me and congratulated me on my motivational speaking, as it got her up the hill too. I didn't realise I was saying it out loud what with the iPod on and being on a busy road!0
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OMG brilliant post!! All of the above plus
-*sniff* god I stink I hope nobody else can smell me
- I think my legs are going to give way
-I hope my heart isn't going to burst!
-i need to fart so bad
-he's cute...lets just make this go a bit faster...uh-oh!!0 -
hahahahahah
Somebody please quit first so i dont look so bad in this class
gawsh why are my nipples showing through my sports bra
ugh this deodorant stopped working a long time ago hope the guy on the treadmill next to me isnt offended
(during circuit training) why the hell is the 60 second break seem shorter than the 60 second workout interval stupid instructor
am i the only broad in here sweating like a hooker in church
I agree with 1 and # 4
MINE: If anyone else tells me my face is really red, I'm going to hurt them. I have rosacea, yeah it's red before I work out.
If my arms twitch any more holding this weight, people will think I'm having a seizure.
God, why did give all the sweat to me
Will my knee buckle more than my jeans?
Please give us a water break, it's hotter than the Sahara
When the instructor whoops and talks about it feeling good: Shut the hell up, it will feel good in about an hour. Right now it feels like being tortured in Gitmo and don't expect me to like it.0 -
I absolutely love all of these. It's a good laugh, the bad thing is that it's soooooo true. LOL.0
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1. I really should have did the stationary bike instead of the treadmill that way I'm already sitting when my legs give out..
2. You want me to sit on a mat on the floor? Do you realize how hard its gonna be to get my fat *kitten* back up?
3. Daaaamn that old lady is flexible, she must have a hella happy husband at home..
4. I wonder if this excercise ball is gonna pop if I sit on it...
5. Wow I can't wait to get a shower, I can smell myself...
6. Screw you skinny bithches, I still look good.. just not right now..0 -
I'll have to come back to this one later :laugh:0
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bahahaha that was sooo funnyToday I was riding up this massive hill that has defeated me for a while, and I didn't want it to today. So as I was huffing and puffing, I was saying to myself "You can do this. You're fat but it won't beat you. You can do this. You're fat but it won't beat you." When I got to the top (it didn't beat me!!) I was glowing in my triumph, when this lady came up behind me and congratulated me on my motivational speaking, as it got her up the hill too. I didn't realise I was saying it out loud what with the iPod on and being on a busy road!0 -
Well it depends what kind of work out I am doing so I will just tell you about the gym workouts…
1. Damn, I really wish my breasts would not do that when I am lifting weights..really quite embarrassing
2. Man why the hell can’t I spot reduce.
3. On the elliptical…are you f#*!king kidding me!! Why or why am I doing this HIIT…My *kitten* hurts. Also I hear this guy in my head yelling at me to have proper form…he is really quite a tyrant.
4. What time is it…ok ___ min before I have to leave to pick up my babies
5. I smile all the time because I am kickin serious *kitten* even when sweet is pouring down and I want to puke
6. *kitten* I am going to have to eat these calories back and it is 8 pm and I haven’t had dinner yet.0 -
This is great!
My thoughts are generally;
1) Why am I doing this?
2) I can do it, no I can't this is stupid, I can do it, no I can't...... etc
3) Why is that person even bothering.... cycling that slow they may as well be in front of the TV
4) Yes I'm awesome, check me out (my cheeky one now that I'm at my goal ;-)
5) I hate this one Jillian!
6) What's for dinner?
7) Why do the kids always need their butt wiping while I'm doing the DVD??
8) Focus, focus, settle down, focus
Regarding # 3, No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping the person sitting on the couch. I think we forget what it's like to be a beginner when we're farther into our healthy lifestyle.0 -
This is great!
My thoughts are generally;
1) Why am I doing this?
2) I can do it, no I can't this is stupid, I can do it, no I can't...... etc
3) Why is that person even bothering.... cycling that slow they may as well be in front of the TV
4) Yes I'm awesome, check me out (my cheeky one now that I'm at my goal ;-)
5) I hate this one Jillian!
6) What's for dinner?
7) Why do the kids always need their butt wiping while I'm doing the DVD??
8) Focus, focus, settle down, focus
Regarding # 3, No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping the person sitting on the couch. I think we forget what it's like to be a beginner when we're farther into our healthy lifestyle. OOOOPPPPSSSSS sorry for the double post.0
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