Funny thoughts that cross your mind during exercise...

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PattyTheUndefeated
PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
Mine:

1. I think I'm gonna puke or die, or maybe both.
2. No, Tony, this isn't the 'Mother'of all workouts.
3. Stupid hair keeps getting in my face!
4. Stupid shorts keep riding up my *kitten*!
5. Stupid shoelaces, why won't you just stay tied!
6. Exercise is stupid!
7. I have to pee.
8. Maybe If I shaved my head and worked out naked I'd have less laundry to wash, get less sweaty and horrify my husband! Win!
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  • Jenscan
    Jenscan Posts: 694 Member
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    LOL this is GREAT!!!

    - I hope I don't fart while I do this yoga posture
    - OMG did I just sweat out a gallon?
    - What are YOU lookin at over there?
    - I think my legs just exploded.
    - Shut up, Jillian!!!
  • Smittyinthesun
    Smittyinthesun Posts: 120
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    Why am I here ?

    Why did I allow myself to get this big ?

    This wedgeee is driving me crazy !

    I'm glad no one is in here cuz I gotta _ _ _ _.

    I'm glad I shaved my head , but the sweat drips down my face all the time.

    The Spanish lady that works out in here doesn't clean off her machine after she sweats all over it - F-ing gross !
  • ambie35
    ambie35 Posts: 853 Member
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    Mine:

    1. I think I'm gonna puke or die, or maybe both.
    2. No, Tony, this isn't the 'Mother'of all workouts.
    3. Stupid hair keeps getting in my face!
    4. Stupid shorts keep riding up my *kitten*!
    5. Stupid shoelaces, why won't you just stay tied!
    6. Exercise is stupid!
    7. I have to pee.
    8. Maybe If I shaved my head and worked out naked I'd have less laundry to wash, get less sweaty and horrify my husband! Win!


    I second 3,4,5,and 7.
    Also
    "Am I done yet!?!?"
    and
    "who farted?!"
  • poarche
    poarche Posts: 62 Member
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    this is hilarious!!!!
  • picturesing
    picturesing Posts: 228
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    Mine:

    1. I think I'm gonna puke or die, or maybe both.
    2. No, Tony, this isn't the 'Mother'of all workouts.
    3. Stupid hair keeps getting in my face!
    4. Stupid shorts keep riding up my *kitten*!
    5. Stupid shoelaces, why won't you just stay tied!
    6. Exercise is stupid!
    7. I have to pee.
    8. Maybe If I shaved my head and worked out naked I'd have less laundry to wash, get less sweaty and horrify my husband! Win!
    Great thread idea!!! LMAO - agree with ALL!
  • sbwood888
    sbwood888 Posts: 953 Member
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    Oh, these made me LAUGH. I will have to keep checking this post for more laughs. THanks for posting. :laugh:
  • Noonoo757
    Noonoo757 Posts: 280 Member
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    hahahahahah

    Somebody please quit first so i dont look so bad in this class

    gawsh why are my nipples showing through my sports bra

    ugh this deodorant stopped working a long time ago hope the guy on the treadmill next to me isnt offended

    (during circuit training) why the hell is the 60 second break seem shorter than the 60 second workout interval stupid instructor

    am i the only broad in here sweating like a hooker in church
  • funfitfoodie
    funfitfoodie Posts: 630 Member
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    Mine:

    When I do 6 Week 6 Pack and Jillian is talking to her girls like, "look at that core that's a strong core" etc etc. I'm all like "Jillian WTF I'm busy, I can't look at her 'strong core' shut up and let me get on with it!!!" and When I run, every time about 2 mins in I'm like... ooo I shoulda pee'd
  • funfitfoodie
    funfitfoodie Posts: 630 Member
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    Somebody please quit first so i dont look so bad in this class

    Haha me too! :laugh:
  • Helice
    Helice Posts: 1,075 Member
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    haha wow those thoughts go through my head too!
    Except for the last one..
    The thought i keep having is "tony your a lunatic, can i sit down now.."
  • ZannahDia
    ZannahDia Posts: 65
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    Mine are...

    - I hope my legs don't give out, especially while I'm on the treadmill. That would be embarrassing.
    - I can't wait until I can do this without almost passing out.
    - I could probably fill a swimming pool with all this sweat.
    - What are you looking at, b*tch?!
    - Oh look! A bird!

    lol.
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    1) Oh God I gotta fart, I hope it doesn't fly and no one hears me.
    2)Why isn't there anything better on the gym TV's
    3)Did that hot girl in yoga pants catch me checking her out, she smiled.
    4)Damn I sweat a lot.
    5)What the hell is that guy doing? (last night this dude in flip flops looked like he was humping one of the machines)
  • staciekins
    staciekins Posts: 453 Member
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    1. Damn running makes my pants fall down.
    2. I peed right before I started!!!
    3, When will this run interval end?!?!?!
    4. Oh god! My calves!
    5. This *kitten* should really be easier.
    6. (sees skinny girl walk by) Stupid skinny girls! I hate you right now! (I really don't hate skinny girls but don't like them when I'm working out)
    7. (sees guy next to me running at full speed for a freaking hour) F*cking show off!...
    8. Can't breathe!!!
    9. (to self) Self, stop being a b*tch...and
    10. You can do this!!!
  • PonyTailedLoser
    PonyTailedLoser Posts: 315 Member
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    am i the only broad in here sweating like a hooker in church

    HAHAHAHA YES! Best way I have ever heard sweating described :)
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
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    I agree with the shorts up the *kitten*.. or Can I pick the wedgie and hope no one notices?

    These are some of my personal ones...

    **** my *kitten* is showing.. knew these shorts were too short for my long legs. (only prob. with being 5'9!)

    I have a personal trainer that I see twice a month and by the end of the session I'm sitting thinking just SHUT UP J! I don't care that I have 5 left or 3 sets left.. I just want you to be quiet and let me be in peace with my thoughts!

    Why are you watching my treadmill? Are we in a competition?

    OoO.. Cute boy.. Cute boy.. and I look like hell...
  • Ezwoldo
    Ezwoldo Posts: 369 Member
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    is my knob numb or has my bottom half fallen off
  • jellyfishjen
    jellyfishjen Posts: 1,787 Member
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    HA HA Love it.

    1. Must put a load of washing on when I finish with this, DVD.
    2. Mental note to buy more fresh fruit and vege. Damm this healthy living, creates more shopping.
    3. Why doesn't this studio have a clock so I know how much longer this Zumba class goes for.
    4. Thank god we are up to cool down. Oh no that wasn't a quiet thought I said it out loud.
  • SoldierDad
    SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
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    1. Buddy (or lady) dont smirk to hard, you will give out before I do. You may be 20 but I will always be a soldier.
    2. Did that 90 year old ladies boob really just pop out? MY EYES!.
    3. Why did someone turn on the fan? Now I am freezing.
    4. What's that smell?
    5. I know I charged my Ipod!
    6. Why did I download this song?
    7. I need to pee sooooooooooo bad!
    8. These shorts are too short!
    9. What would the kids look like if Kermit & Miss Piggie married?
    10. I hope Nana didn't let the kdis burn down the house!
  • KierstyPants
    KierstyPants Posts: 468 Member
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    1. Damn running makes my pants fall down.
    2. I peed right before I started!!!
    3, When will this run interval end?!?!?!
    4. Oh god! My calves!
    5. This *kitten* should really be easier.
    6. (sees skinny girl walk by) Stupid skinny girls! I hate you right now! (I really don't hate skinny girls but don't like them when I'm working out)
    7. (sees guy next to me running at full speed for a freaking hour) F*cking show off!...
    8. Can't breathe!!!
    9. (to self) Self, stop being a b*tch...and
    10. You can do this!!!

    THE EXACT THING FOR ME.
    My pants fall down. :/
  • jo_marnes
    jo_marnes Posts: 1,601 Member
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    This is great!

    My thoughts are generally;

    1) Why am I doing this?
    2) I can do it, no I can't this is stupid, I can do it, no I can't...... etc
    3) Why is that person even bothering.... cycling that slow they may as well be in front of the TV
    4) Yes I'm awesome, check me out (my cheeky one now that I'm at my goal ;-)
    5) I hate this one Jillian!
    6) What's for dinner?
    7) Why do the kids always need their butt wiping while I'm doing the DVD??
    8) Focus, focus, settle down, focus

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