Funny thoughts that cross your mind during exercise...

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  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    Silly double poster!
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    during HIIT
    - ok it's been 30 seconds. just 39 more of those
    - ok it's been 1 minute. just 19 more of those
    - ok it's been 5 minutes. just 3 more of those
    - ok halfway there. oh wait, ****! in one more minute i'll be halfway there. ok 1 more minute till halfway there.

    during weights
    - i can't wait to eat that sweet potato and chicken after this
    - and a nice big salad too
    - wouldn't it be nice to have a big fat cheese burger?
    - with bacon?
    - cheeseburger
    - cheeseburger
    - cheeseburger
  • jmgj27
    jmgj27 Posts: 531 Member
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    during weights
    - i can't wait to eat that sweet potato and chicken after this
    - and a nice big salad too
    - wouldn't it be nice to have a big fat cheese burger?
    - with bacon?
    - cheeseburger
    - cheeseburger
    - cheeseburger

    This! Made worse by the fact that there is a programme called 'Great British Menu' that is on every night on the TV right in front of me at the gym. I'm running and drooling in equal measure...
  • jmgj27
    jmgj27 Posts: 531 Member
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    Stupid double posting. Sorry!
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
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    At the gym:

    "Does anyone else smell how bad my pits smell?" When working on shoulders.

    "Yup nobody saw me drop the barbell.... <_<"

    During a run:

    "WHY CAN NOBODY IN THIS CITY DRIVE WORTH A DAMN!?"

    "Holy crap the water in my bottle is already warm! WHY FLORIDA?!"

    "Hittin' that striiiiiide."

    "Run faster mofo!" to myself

    I seem to use a lot more profanity during my runs. I blame summer.,
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
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    Oh and of course the one day I tried 30DS: "SHUT YOUR *kitten* MOUTH JILLIAN MICHAELS!"
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    *What the **** is that smell?
    *Did that woman wash her vagina with an onion?
    *Who farted?
    *Do they ever clean these yoga mats? (I bring my own - those gym ones are nasty)
    *Why didn't I just never become unfit?
    *I like that song.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
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    1. You said last time was the last one.
    2. I hope the floor doesnt cave in and i land on neighbor
    3. I need to take a photo while glistening.
    4. Also i need to go to scale i know i just lost a whole lot.
    5. I hope nobody can see through the window while im '' shakin it with Chalene''.
    6. What thats all the calories ive burned so far?
  • mccorml
    mccorml Posts: 622 Member
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    Running* " yah im on top of the world i could do this all day running for 15 minutes straight yah i could do that...thats easy i got this."
    4 minutes later "omg what happened ow my side hurts so badddd need to quit being a lil ***** and suck it up"
    1 minute later "crying inside my head owwwwwwwwww"



    doing insanity "shaun t i hate you so much"
    my roommate "lol whats he making you do"
    me "well hes making us climb the mountain and then the *kitten* is gonna make us ski down"
  • SugarDiva
    SugarDiva Posts: 403 Member
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    1. I have to pee AGAIN!?
    2. is this much sweat NORMAL?
    3.oh my god I'm so outta breath that I can't swallow and I'm drooling
    4. I wonder if anyone will notice if I pick this wedgie?
    5. My belly is jiggling, hope I'm the only one who knows that
    6. Hey guy in the corner, that's great you can lift that much weight but do you have to make constipated bear noises while you do it?
  • runlorirun
    runlorirun Posts: 389
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    1. Stupid no show socks that never stay up, now I have a blister, thanks!
    2. What the heck am I doing?
    3. Damn, I went the wrong direction!
    4. OMG that guy is hairy! (this was a one time thought but a guy ran by me and I thought he had a shirt on, but no, it was just his chest and back hair.... ewwww
    5. Seriously?!!! I peed 5 mins ago!
    6. Rule number one in Zombieland: Cardio...
    7. Why do people find it necessary to yell things at me, and why can't they be encouraging not rude?
  • victoriashea
    victoriashea Posts: 112
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    1. "It's the EEEYE of the TIII-GERRR!"
  • mccorml
    mccorml Posts: 622 Member
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    1. "It's the EEEYE of the TIII-GERRR!"

    lol ive thought that before too lol
  • littttlelaurra
    littttlelaurra Posts: 229 Member
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    1. Am I the fattest person in the gym ?
    2. I really need to do laundry when I get home I am running out of clothes to workout in.
    3. I know I am missing out on some MFP fun right about now!
    4. I dont wanna be doing this oh why oh why did I let myself ever get out of shape in the first place?
    5. I cant believe I just check out how hot that chicks butt was, her arms and belly too omg (wish that is how I will look)
    6. That guy is really cute omg crap wait he is like mid 20s omg too young look away NO nooooooo I wont be a cougar!
    7. Why did I forget my sweat towel? (eyes stinging)
    8. When will my body feel light as a feather from all this working out instead of like a lumbering bag of bricks?
    9. You are not drinking your WATER!
    10. I know I did too pee before I left the house! Crossing legs while on elliptical impossible!
    11. WHY didnt I do that damn laundry 3 days ago , now I dont have a clean bra, hope no one notices I dont have one on while bouncing up and down on this stupid stair stepper!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    I think my biggies - the wedgie and the full bladder despite just peeing - are my biggies.

    Strangest things I've done while running, though... I slowed to a walk, then stopped a few seconds, when a big rottie mix (I'm talkin' at least 150#) was standing on the sidewalk with no owner in sight. Said hello. Told him he was a good boy, and to stay, then walked away. With a respectable distance between us, I started running again.

    Later, on the same run, there was someone with a little, maybe 10 pound, apricot toy poodle ahead of me on a retractable leash. I actually *crossed the street* and continued on the other side of the road, to avoid the poodle, but went right up to the big dog.

    My instincts were dead on, though. More recently, I didn't see the poodle and the owner, because she was in someone's yard picking up poodle-doodoo, and the little piranha lunged at me. I was going fast, though, and past them before the dog got to the end of it's leash.
  • notoriousgtt
    notoriousgtt Posts: 75 Member
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    I second everyone that has mentioned peeing. Why is it when I am 15 mins into a 45 min run my bladder decides "thats enough, i need emptied AGAIN"

    Other odds and sods I come up with...

    (when working the heavy bag) - "Is everyone looking at me while I beat the **** out of this?"
    (on the treadmil) - "Dont look at the time... Dont look at the time... Bugger, only 5 mins gone :("
    "is that woman on the bike with boxing gloves on...?"
    "I wish I could read a newspaper on the treadmill like her"
    "remember why you are putting yourself through this"
  • emeraldpearl
    emeraldpearl Posts: 60 Member
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    why am i up at 4am?
    i hate this stupid treadmill!
    my azz is jumping up and down!
    who invented exercises n e way!
    Shut up you dumb exercise tape!
    I wanna go back to sleep!
  • hillview2
    hillview2 Posts: 212 Member
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    1) Why is this so freaking hard?
    2) Did I shave today? Do I need to?
    3) Did someone fart?
    4) What is he or she looking at
    5) Ugg I can't stand smoke
    6) I hate this song (Pandora)
    7) Why is this so FREAKING hard?
    8) What time is it?
    9) Am I done yet?
    10) Is is almost over?
    11) Wonder how many calories this is?
    12) What can I eat after this?
    13) Is it time to stop?
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    "Ok. We're just one mile from home. Keep running and we can be home in 9 minutes. You can do this for nine more minutes, can't you? Just imagine you're dancing. You can dance for more than 9 minutes..."

    "Half mile left. Less than five minutes. You can do this for five more minutes, can't you?"

    "A quarter mile left. We'll be home before this song is over. Keep going."
  • InfamousQ
    InfamousQ Posts: 266 Member
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    Mine are
    1 Get off my machine!!!
    2. wow she is nice
    3. 45 min and this is over...35...25...
    4.damn I need to get his arms..
    5. wow I can see her crotch...thanks for the motivation
    6.Oh crap she is looking at me need to look good!!!

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