Funny thoughts that cross your mind during exercise...

jennyb31

when running a race: "I'm F&*king tougher than you"--that's my internal motto when I get tired and I'm trying to motivate myself to pass people.

another fave : "20+ hours of natural labor. twice. If I can do that, I can do this"

also I do a lot of math. whether it's counting steps or trying to figure out mile pace based on laps on the different tracks I run, or figuring out how many minutes/seconds I have left to finish the course to get a certain time etc.

Oh My Gosh! I count everything too!!! My breath, my steps, ect......

barbiex3

"why does that person keep looking over at my tredmill"
"damn the guys lifting are hot"
"People probably think i'm crazy in here everyday"
"I hope this fart is not loud"

reneelee

- Oh look! A bird!

LOL!

reneelee

- Oh look! A bird!

LOL!

LorinaLynn

I sweat something fierce. It's absolutely disgusting. There's one particular treadmill at my Planet Fitness that has great air circulation, and is right in front of the tv channel I watch the most, so that's my favorite. So a frequent thought is, "Dammit! They're just walking! Why take the best treadmill if all you're going to do is walk?! They're not even sweating... well, of course they're not. They have the best air!"

Hottness4Lyfe

While doing Insanity....

-Beyotch you "Dig Deeper" if I go any deeper I'd be in China
-What da fock you mean that's the damn "warm up"?
-After 60 days will I have an *kitten* like Beyonce'
-I often sing "Brick House" in my head
-This sucks but I'm fat and must suffer through this
-I sing "Jesus Love Me" to forget how much he hates me

PecanTanDiva

1 -*kitten* 45 minutes isn't over yet????
2 -I hope I don't have camel toe
3 -Damnnnn my fart stinks
4 -Wait, I have my Ipod blasting, did they hear me fart
5 -I came hear to exercise, is she really trying to hold a conversation with me
6 -No sir, I do NOT need you to train me so dont ask (asking every WOMAN in the gym)
7 -I just went to the bathroom, WTF I have to again
8 -Who the *kitten* farted, ewwwww (it wasnt me this time)

Gemini_1980

:bigsmile: OMG this thread is hilarious. Glad to know I am not alone



1-This warm up really does not warm me up to this workout
2-Glad I live in a one story house because I would not be able to do all this jumping if someone lived under me
3-Why does Jillian keep saying "this is only 20 minutes" because according to my HRM it is exactly 34 minutes
4-I can't breath
5-Gosh I can't catch my breath
6-I can't wait to log this on MFP
7-Da** has it only been 15 minutes OMG
8-Did Jillian forget I was doing the cardio still because she is just a talking while I am about to pass out and she has not started counting down yet. That can't be fair
9- I am so glad I workout out at home because I could never do this in public
10-Why did I let myself get this out of shape?
11-In highschool I use to be able to do this with no problems.
12-I can't wait until my stomach looks like her's while doing this workout
13-Will I loose a lb after this workout in the morning?
14-This workout should easier by now geeesssshhhh
15-One more jump and I am going to pee on myself and I swear I just went to the bathroom.

NikkisNewStart

1. Crap- I forgot to shave my pits.
2. I wish people would wipe off their sweaty *kitten* crack imprints before they leave these machines- disgusting.
3. Lazy dummies should unload their weights every time instead of leaving them on the machine for me to do when it is my turn.
4. My yoga pants make me look like Urkel.
5. If people could only hear what's playing on my iPod, they would laugh at me (cranking up the Hall & Oates). I hope my ear bud doesn't pop out.
6. There is a little brown dingo playing peek-a-boo with my *kitten*... I hope I can finish out this set.

PattyTheUndefeated

during HIIT
- ok it's been 30 seconds. just 39 more of those
- ok it's been 1 minute. just 19 more of those
- ok it's been 5 minutes. just 3 more of those
- ok halfway there. oh wait, ****! in one more minute i'll be halfway there. ok 1 more minute till halfway there.

during weights
- i can't wait to eat that sweet potato and chicken after this
- and a nice big salad too
- wouldn't it be nice to have a big fat cheese burger?
- with bacon?
- cheeseburger
- cheeseburger
- cheeseburger

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Best one, by far.

av8rblond

Love love love this thread...

Mine are all the same as the ones before me but also I think horrible thoughts about the perky perfectly coiffed little cupcake beside me on the treadmill..Oh my God did I just hear her say she just looooooovvveesss running on the treadmill...yeah so do I (can't you tell)..but unlike you you little marshmellow I am sweating like a piglet and am really hoping you have your music up loud enough that you can't hear my wheezing, panting and occassional colorful language.

aaronjames11

LOL Makes Exercise all the more worth while

Andythefitfamilyman

I have three simple thoughts
1. Im doing this for my wife/kids
2.I hate my ex wife
3.dear god I need a shower

LauraJo08

While running around the track at the gym:

1. Uggh slow walking friends chatting, I'm doing a time trial, so don't block the whole track.
2.(While running past the weights area)....speed up and impress the hotties lifting Laura!
3. UGHHH, why is this track 9 laps per mile?

On the treadmill:

1. why is it so much harder to run an 8 minute mile on the treadmill compared to a track?
2. (hot guy)....please run on the treadmill next to me...a challenge and my extra effort to impress will burn more calories!
3. Can everyone hear my embarrassingly loud gangster rap (the only thing I run to)?
4. 11/12 left....8/9 left...2/3 left....1/2 left..... I like to think in fractions!

30DS

1. I hate squats with shoulder lifts.
2. Anita has better abs than you Jillian, you better watch out!
3. Do not tell me one more time that "if I want a 20 minutes workout, I have to earn it." (besides its 26:42 actually).
4. Stop winking at me.

jmgj27

I sweat something fierce. It's absolutely disgusting. There's one particular treadmill at my Planet Fitness that has great air circulation, and is right in front of the tv channel I watch the most, so that's my favorite. So a frequent thought is, "Dammit! They're just walking! Why take the best treadmill if all you're going to do is walk?! They're not even sweating... well, of course they're not. They have the best air!"

OMG - this all the way!

There's one treadmill that is ideally situated between two air con stations (and the air con in my gym isn't all that hot!) and I love running on it. It feels extra bouncy underfoot and like I'm running on grass. I hate running on the other treadmills and really, really resent it when someone's walking on MY treadmill chatting to their mate on the next treadmill.

I seriously want to just walk up and ask them to move. I know, I know, it's insane but you do get into your routines! :grumble:

xXxKayleighxXx

When the class instructor is telling you to join in when they are counting down and asking you to shout something i think
"How the hell do you expect me to shout when i can barely breathe!?!"

"I am shattered and sweating like a b@itch and you look fine...."

"Legs done, abs done, just gotta get through the arms and i can stretch...God i love the stretch"

"Owwwww....*kitten*.....pain....don't drop out you'll only draw attention to yourself"

"Why did that sweaty guy in the lycra shorts have to do squats in front of me? I really don't want to be looking at your butt crack sweat line. Now i've gotta try and move without looking too obvious"

"If you just finish this, you can hit the jacuzzi"

"Hahahahahaha" at that girl that was just posing in the gym in tiny clothes and full make-up now has panda eyes in the jacuzzi/pool

korgscrew

Done the gym one, now the 30ds

1. Oh no! Not squat shoulder press!!!!!!
2. I'm pushing it out!!!
3. Stop saying ladies!! I'm a guy!!!
4. Why do I always start to phone it in When she says "don't phone this in"!!
5. Jill, please do jump rope more while the camera is on you, it helps me get through :-)
6. I can't balance while I do these stupid lunge and bicep curls!!

dad106

during weights
- i can't wait to eat that sweet potato and chicken after this
- and a nice big salad too
- wouldn't it be nice to have a big fat cheese burger?
- with bacon?
- cheeseburger
- cheeseburger
- cheeseburger

HAHA! I was thinking something similar today except it is Pasta night at small group tonight.and I was like gotta keep going Diane.. Gotta earn that pasta.. and salad.. and bread.. and dessert.. and Oh Cute Boy.. Nope Pasta.. Gotta focus on the pasta..