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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    It sounds like you may be jealous because your family doesn't have a single braincell to share.

    They say immitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I'd prefer you just got flattened...
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    They say immitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I'd prefer you just got flattened...
    Very original. Did it take you many years to think it up?
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    How's this:
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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    How's this:

    said Tiggerrick to the girl he picked up on Saturday night. To which the girl replied "You mean it's in!?!"
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    I am so ugly when I went to a haunted house, I came out with an application.

    is this how it works?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    I am so ugly when I went to a haunted house, I came out with an application.

    is this how it works?

    I would insult you but seeing as you're blond you are clearly at a disadvantage. So I won't...
  • brocantrs
    brocantrs Posts: 273 Member
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    Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!


    Love it !!!!!!!!!!
    Stolen from Monte Python!
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Stolen from Monte Python!

    Why was your av photo taken in a police station? Just askin...
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Tiggerpr*ck:

    How's this:

    FAIL. Are you a Physical Education instructor by any chance ?
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    IsAnybodyThere:

    I am so ugly when I went to a haunted house, I came out with an application.
    is this how it works?

    No - you've got it the wrong way around. Pity it's not a firearm.
    (You don't work with Triggerpr*ck do you?)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Atticus my good fellow,

    some people spread joy wherever they go. You? Whenever you leave...
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Speaking of spread, sorry about your mom getting busted for prositution again.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Speaking of easy, what's the difference between Shannon and an ironing board? Sometimes you have difficulty getting the legs of an ironing board open...
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
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    That explains your Hobo looking shirt.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    That explains your Hobo looking shirt.
    Nobody knows...nobody cares
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
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    Don't be sad, Don't be blue
    Frankenstein was ugly too
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Don't be sad, Don't be blue
    Frankenstein was ugly too

    Roses are red
    but your girl likes carnations
    you're so bad in bed
    that she shagged the alsastions
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Did that make sense when you wrote it out in crayon?
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    you're so blond that when some one said it was chilly outside, you grabbed a bowl and a spoon and ran out to eat.
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
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    Most teen boys had a Princess Leia fantasy. You obvisously whacked off to the droids.

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