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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!

    The reason you stare at a carton of orange juice for hours is because on the side it says "concentrate"
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!

    The reason you stare at a carton of orange juice for hours is because on the side it says "concentrate"

    wait, is that a blonde joke?

    Ok, it is ON now.............:angry:



    :laugh:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    The reason you stare at a carton of orange juice for hours is because on the side it says "concentrate"

    wait, is that a blonde joke?

    Ok, it is ON now.............:angry:



    :laugh:
    Well considering that you're blonde I will repeat the joke very slowly

    :flowerforyou:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    The reason you stare at a carton of orange juice for hours is because on the side it says "concentrate"

    wait, is that a blonde joke?

    Ok, it is ON now.............:angry:



    :laugh:
    Well considering that you're blonde I will repeat the joke very slowly

    :flowerforyou:

    You should think twice before volunteering to test new drugs:sick:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    I hear when you go to the beach, AWTY, you bring crabs with you.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    I hear when you go to the beach, AWTY, you bring crabs with you.

    :laugh:

    I mean :angry:


    Shannon, if you would GO to the beach, I wouldn't need sunglasses at night :glasses:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    You're just a skidmark in the underwear of life.

    when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!

    When you were born, your mailman went postal.

    daddy?:huh:
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Gluteus Maximus:

    When you were born, your mailman went postal.

    All those years at that charm school were clearly wasted. Which school are you the janitor at these days ?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Mdf 74:

    Hey, cool space hopper! Wait, that's your *kitten*...

    That hat really adds something - charisma (the hat as it, not you)

    I guess you know all about MDF.

    Seeing as you are as thick as two short planks...
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Mdf 74:

    I guess you know all about MDF. Seeing as you are as thick as two short planks...

    Great comeback (nearly). You haven't seen wood for years
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Shannon69:

    I hear when you go to the beach, AWTY, you bring crabs with you.


    Talk about kettles and pots. You think you're so superior don't you, just because you have lobsters
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Atticus...I hope you don't mind, but I uploaded your theme song, given the impact you have in this thread.

    http://new.wavlist.com/soundfx/014/cricket-1.wav
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Atticus...I hope you don't mind, but I uploaded your theme song, given the impact you have in this thread.

    http://new.wavlist.com/soundfx/014/cricket-1.wav

    Okay - so I was playing with myself on this occasion, but for you that's a lifestyle
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Look everyone...it's Bagger Vance.
    Lm25C.jpg
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    You're just a skidmark in the underwear of life.

    when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!
    Retread insult I read in the 5th grade. On second thought, continue...quite frankly I am shocked you can read at all.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    Retread insult I read in the 5th grade. On second thought, continue...quite frankly I am shocked you can read at all.
    I don't believe that you even got as far as 5th grade
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Great comeback (nearly). You haven't seen wood for years

    If you were my lawyer I would kill my own mockingbird.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Look everyone...it's Bagger Vance.

    I guess you know all about swinging with a face as ugly as yours...
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    I don't believe that you even got as far as 5th grade

    You should read him his rights. Oh wait, that would mean you could actually read...

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