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  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    Yay! Fun times :):) I'm off.. gentleman thanks for making me laugh ridiculously. :laugh:
  • RCKT82
    RCKT82 Posts: 409 Member
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    The zoo called. The baboons want their butts back.

    Yeah. Your face.

    The only @$$ you get is when your fingers break through the toilet paper
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    The only @$$ you get is when your fingers break through the toilet paper

    I'm busy at the moment. Can I ignore you some other time?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Busy with your gender reassignment surgery?? It's about time.
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
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    Busy with your gender reassignment surgery?? It's about time.

    I see your own surgery went swimmingly.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Thanks! Either way, I still wouldn't hit that.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Busy with your gender reassignment surgery?? It's about time.
    Now he can be ugly in 2 genders
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Thanks! Either way, I still wouldn't hit that.
    Like you got hit with the ugly stick...repeatedly?
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
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    Thanks! Either way, I still wouldn't hit that.
    Like you got hit with the ugly stick...repeatedly?

    speaking of sticky things....this is a reminder of your app. at the clinic tomorrow morning to get that "condition" checked out ...good luck bud! Hey, some things can be cleared up with a shot!
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    speaking of sticky things....this is a reminder of your app. at the clinic tomorrow morning to get that "condition" checked out ...good luck bud! Hey, some things can be cleared up with a shot!

    Do you know the difference between you and a supermarket trolley? Yeah, that's right.

    The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own...
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Busy with your gender reassignment surgery?? It's about time.
    Now he can be ugly in 2 genders

    You know what the sad thing is? That Shannon lady has a higher sperm count than you do.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    SkittyBangs:
    Yay! Fun times :):) I'm off.. gentleman thanks for making me laugh ridiculously. :laugh:

    You were warned not to look at Binary's undraped pics
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Dumb_Blondes_Suck:

    speaking of sticky things....this is a reminder of your app. at the clinic tomorrow morning to get that "condition" checked out ...good luck bud! Hey, some things can be cleared up with a shot!

    A face unmarred for beauty, a mouth made for sin, and a brain uncluttered by intellect
  • fitaliciag
    fitaliciag Posts: 373
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    this thread is awesome lol
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Dumb_Blondes_Suck:

    speaking of sticky things....this is a reminder of your app. at the clinic tomorrow morning to get that "condition" checked out ...good luck bud! Hey, some things can be cleared up with a shot!

    A face unmarred for beauty, a mouth made for sin, and a brain uncluttered by intellect
    Ahh Atticus...I find it heartwarming no one really bothers responding to you. I bet it is a wonderful reminder back in the day when your parents ignored you also.
  • fitaliciag
    fitaliciag Posts: 373
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    [/quote]Ahh Atticus...I find it heartwarming no one really bothers responding to you. I bet it is a wonderful reminder back in the day when your parents ignored you also.
    [/quote]

    lol
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    this thread is awesome lol
    Hi Alicia. Thanks for joining. I peeked at your profile pic. No offense, but I think you could use a make over. I found a profile pic that would be much more attractive.

    BQYEJ.jpg
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Hi Alicia. Thanks for joining. I peeked at your profile pic. No offense, but I think you could use a make over. I found a profile pic that would be much more attractive.

    Dude! She wrote about you in her profile! She said:
    I found this site and love the TOOLS

    How sweet.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Hi Alicia. Thanks for joining. I peeked at your profile pic. No offense, but I think you could use a make over. I found a profile pic that would be much more attractive.

    Dude! She wrote about you in her profile! She said:
    I found this site and love the TOOLS

    How sweet.
    At least my tool gets used. I forgot to ask...do you get residual checks for them turning your life story into 40 Year Old Virgin?
  • RCKT82
    RCKT82 Posts: 409 Member
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    At least my tool gets used. I forgot to ask...do you get residual checks for them turning your life story into 40 Year Old Virgin?


    I'm pretty sure by putting on gloves and working it doesn't count as being "used"... it's still your own hand

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