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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Shannon,

    The after effects of eating asparagus reminds me of you.

    I thought you ate asparagus because of the shape.
    No, that only makes him feel inadequate as a man. Poor thing. :ohwell:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754 Member
    Shannon,

    The after effects of eating asparagus reminds me of you.

    I thought you ate asparagus because of the shape.
    No, that only makes him feel inadequate as a man. Poor thing. :ohwell:

    Your the biggest loser I know.
    (135 lbs)
    :wink:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Hey Forkdown..you ever wonder what life might be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth??
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754 Member
    Hey Forkdown..you ever wonder what life might be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth??

    Do you still push your butt up against the shower glass door and listen to the sound your fart makes?
  • amunet07
    amunet07 Posts: 1,245 Member
    @ MSF: is that a goatee or have you been trying to siphon the septic tank again.
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    lmao
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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    See if you can find a different scented soap than decomposing musk ox.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,289 Member
    Hey Forkdown..you ever wonder what life might be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth??
    Ever wonder why your parents removed all the mirrors in your house while you were growing up. Protecting you self image.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,289 Member
    See if you can find a different scented soap than decomposing musk ox.
    You should be thrilled that when the zombie apocalypse comes, the zombies won't be able to detect if you are one of them.
    Con...that means you might be restarting the human population. I am glad I will be dead.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    In death, just like in life you'll be flaccid, cold and smelly.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,289 Member
    In death, just like in life you'll be flaccid, cold and smelly.
    ...and you will still be the walking dead. I'll take my situation over yours any day.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    In death, just like in life you'll be flaccid, cold and smelly.
    ...and you will still be the walking dead. I'll take my situation over yours any day.
    Your situation is being dug up, flaccid, cold and smelly and having those that dig you up say how much better you smell than when you were alive. Pee-ewwww!
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I see that you have a tattoo on your thigh saying "Welcome aboard , 7th Fleet"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Who read it for you?
  • curvygirl512
    curvygirl512 Posts: 422 Member
    Laughing my *kitten* off. Thanks for the fun posts.
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Laughing my *kitten* off. Thanks for the fun posts.

    Keep laughing, I can still see your *kitten* from here.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,489 Member

    Keep laughing, I can still see your *kitten* from here.

    Hey, cool space hopper! Wait, that's your *kitten*...
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Mdf 74:

    Hey, cool space hopper! Wait, that's your *kitten*...

    That hat really adds something - charisma (the hat as it, not you)
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  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,699 Member
    You're just a skidmark in the underwear of life.

    when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!

    The reason you stare at a carton of orange juice for hours is because on the side it says "concentrate"
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,699 Member
    when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!

    The reason you stare at a carton of orange juice for hours is because on the side it says "concentrate"

    wait, is that a blonde joke?

    Ok, it is ON now.............:angry:



    :laugh:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    The reason you stare at a carton of orange juice for hours is because on the side it says "concentrate"

    wait, is that a blonde joke?

    Ok, it is ON now.............:angry:



    :laugh:
    Well considering that you're blonde I will repeat the joke very slowly

    :flowerforyou:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,699 Member
    The reason you stare at a carton of orange juice for hours is because on the side it says "concentrate"

    wait, is that a blonde joke?

    Ok, it is ON now.............:angry:



    :laugh:
    Well considering that you're blonde I will repeat the joke very slowly

    :flowerforyou:

    You should think twice before volunteering to test new drugs:sick:
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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I hear when you go to the beach, AWTY, you bring crabs with you.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,699 Member
    I hear when you go to the beach, AWTY, you bring crabs with you.

    :laugh:

    I mean :angry:


    Shannon, if you would GO to the beach, I wouldn't need sunglasses at night :glasses:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,699 Member
    You're just a skidmark in the underwear of life.

    when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!

    When you were born, your mailman went postal.

    daddy?:huh:
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member

    Gluteus Maximus:

    When you were born, your mailman went postal.

    All those years at that charm school were clearly wasted. Which school are you the janitor at these days ?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,489 Member
    Mdf 74:

    Hey, cool space hopper! Wait, that's your *kitten*...

    That hat really adds something - charisma (the hat as it, not you)

    I guess you know all about MDF.

    Seeing as you are as thick as two short planks...
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