insult the MFP poster above you....

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  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    You know what......Im better lookin than the guy above me ;)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    You know what......Im better lookin than the guy above me ;)

    You know what? What you say in the bedroom is REALLY none of my concern.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    every time your parents look at you, they wished they had oral sex instead.
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
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    You know what......Im better lookin than the guy above me ;)

    You know what? What you say in the bedroom is REALLY none of my concern.

    WTF?! hahahahahahahahahahah
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    every time your parents look at you, they wished they had oral sex instead.

    The last time you saw female genitalia was the day you were born
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    Admit it, you could not find your gerbil and used your chewbacca action figure instead.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    You ripped that line off Triumph!!!!! ma dawg!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    You ripped that line off Triumph!!!!! ma dawg!

    You know it!!! haha
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    every time your parents look at you, they wished they had oral sex instead.

    The last time you saw female genitalia was the day you were born
    Every time I see your profile pic, I want to help you go find Waldo.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    every time your parents look at you, they wished they had oral sex instead.

    The last time you saw female genitalia was the day you were born
    Every time I see your profile pic, I want to help you go find Waldo.

    Probably easier than finding where your hairline originally began
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    You're giving me butterflies in my stomach...like I'm about to throw up.

    That explains why your face looks the way it does

    You were smart when you took pics of you from the waist up.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    every time your parents look at you, they wished they had oral sex instead.

    The last time you saw female genitalia was the day you were born
    Every time I see your profile pic, I want to help you go find Waldo.

    Probably easier than finding where your hairline originally began

    Or his manhood.
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
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    Maybe he could find it, if it wasn't hiding in your mouth
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Maybe he could find it, if it wasn't hiding in your mouth
    That insults me more than her.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Maybe he could find it, if it wasn't hiding in your mouth
    That insults me more than her.

    It doesn't help that you need tweezers to find it...
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    you are kinda of like Rainman without the math skills.
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
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    you are kinda like Luke Skywalker without the force
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    I am going to do a Jedi mind trick on you. Oh, I'm sorry. You would need a mind for that to work...
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    You were the most popular in HS. And you thought that having no gag reflex was a bad thing.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    you HS nickname was Skippy, cuz you spread so easily.

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