insult the MFP poster above you....

myofibril

I'm surprised you managed to find your way from the street corner to this thread to be honest...

SimplyFreckled

I'm surprised you managed to find your way from the street corner to this thread to be honest...

thats what you said to your mom

skittybang

I'm surprised you managed to find your way from the street corner to this thread to be honest...

thats what you said to your mom

Precious

TK266

lets stay off mums, especially since the Dallas cowboys were on yours last night.

myofibril

I'm surprised you managed to find your way from the street corner to this thread to be honest...

thats what you said to your mom

I hate to break this to you, the real use for your knickers aren't ankle warmers you know...

binary_jester

I'm surprised you managed to find your way from the street corner to this thread to be honest...

thats what you said to your mom

Precious

Gollum! That's who you reminded me of. Thanks, it was driving me crazy.

FORKDOWN

@ msf - your american indian name is "sleeps with fist."

SimplyFreckled

Your Fist?

skittybang

You know that feeling when you hear people laughing and wonder if it's about you?

It is.

"They're all gonna laugh at you"

FORKDOWN

Your Fist?

Speaking of fists, can I have my class ring back.

binary_jester

You know that feeling when you hear people laughing and wonder if it's about you?

It is.

"They're all gonna laugh at you"

They are when you are naked.

BEERRUNNER

Man thats one ugly Jester!

FORKDOWN

You know that feeling when you hear people laughing and wonder if it's about you?

It is.

"They're all gonna laugh at you"

They are when you are naked.

You look in the mirror during sex to bad you cant see your manhood with your hand in the way.

FORKDOWN

Man thats one ugly Jester!

Says the man wearing a mask.

binary_jester

You know that feeling when you hear people laughing and wonder if it's about you?

It is.

"They're all gonna laugh at you"

They are when you are naked.

You look in the mirror during sex to bad you cant see your manhood with your hand in the way.

Ironic post of the day coming from the steroid pumped guy with grapenuts...for nuts.

FORKDOWN

You know that feeling when you hear people laughing and wonder if it's about you?

It is.

"They're all gonna laugh at you"

They are when you are naked.

You look in the mirror during sex to bad you cant see your manhood with your hand in the way.

Ironic post of the day coming from the steroid pumped guy with grapenuts...for nuts.

So today they are a problem and last night they were fine.

skittybang

If you want a good comeback, go wipe it off binary's face

NobodyKnows

Is that what you use to whiten your teeth?

AtticusFinch

So today they are a problem and last night they were fine.

I'm afraid you're never going to look like 'The Rock' - your parents are too closely related

skittybang

I heard you got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

binary_jester

I heard you got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

Unfortunately a facial doesn't help your looks.

SimplyFreckled

I heard you got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

Unfortunately a facial doesn't help your looks.

Didn't help yours either

binary_jester

I heard you got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

Unfortunately a facial doesn't help your looks.

Didn't help yours either

Polly wanna cracker? How about trying an original insult rather than mimicking. I'll write some down and you can practice.

skittybang

binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis

BEERRUNNER

Skitty bang bang wears sock with her flip flops...Polski style!

binary_jester

binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis

Still counts as more recent sex than you. I know it stung when you tried out for Homeless Porn...and got turned down because the guys didn't want ya.

binary_jester

Beerrunner...why don't you run off and try another flavored window.

skittybang

binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis

Still counts as more recent sex than you. I know it stung when you tried out for Homeless Porn...and got turned down because the guys didn't want ya.

Yea, why did you turn me down? Oh.... whoops... forgot women aren't your cup of tea.

binary_jester

binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis

Still counts as more recent sex than you. I know it stung when you tried out for Homeless Porn...and got turned down because the guys didn't want ya.

Yea, why did you turn me down? Oh.... whoops... forgot women aren't your cup of tea.

You keep telling yourself that. Props to a girl who can keep a positive attitude rejection after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...

skittybang

binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis

Still counts as more recent sex than you. I know it stung when you tried out for Homeless Porn...and got turned down because the guys didn't want ya.

Yea, why did you turn me down? Oh.... whoops... forgot women aren't your cup of tea.

You keep telling yourself that. Props to a girl who can keep a positive attitude rejection after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...

Lucky for you, your hand and a good "bear" porn can never reject you.