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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Somebody tell me. Why am I the only person posting on this thread who doesn't look like they have stepped off the set of "Thriller?"
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Somebody tell me. Why am I the only person posting on this thread who doesn't look like they have stepped off the set of "Thriller?"
    Well if you set your hair on fire. No really...set your hair on fire.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    What would you know about hair baldy?

    Hey, perhaps you could give me a haircut....

    Oddjob.jpg
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
    Aww buck up. No reason to be made because you are as well endowed as a Stormtrooper figurine.
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
    Aww buck up. No reason to be made because you are as well endowed as a Stormtrooper figurine.


    wow... you really MADE him MAD
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
    Aww buck up. No reason to be made because you are as well endowed as a Stormtrooper figurine.


    wow... you really MADE him MAD
    That's it? *sigh* Judging from that heart, my guess is you dot your I's with hearts also. Go back to Jr high. The adults are talking.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    you are the TSR-80 of people, slow, useless and can't connect to anything.
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    ME grow up?! at least I am not the one constantly dressed up in some star wars costume!
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Oh look, Chewbacca's ugly brother has turned up...
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    You know what......Im better lookin than the guy above me ;)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    You know what......Im better lookin than the guy above me ;)

    You know what? What you say in the bedroom is REALLY none of my concern.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    every time your parents look at you, they wished they had oral sex instead.
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    You know what......Im better lookin than the guy above me ;)

    You know what? What you say in the bedroom is REALLY none of my concern.

    WTF?! hahahahahahahahahahah
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    every time your parents look at you, they wished they had oral sex instead.

    The last time you saw female genitalia was the day you were born
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Admit it, you could not find your gerbil and used your chewbacca action figure instead.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    You ripped that line off Triumph!!!!! ma dawg!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    You ripped that line off Triumph!!!!! ma dawg!

    You know it!!! haha
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    every time your parents look at you, they wished they had oral sex instead.

    The last time you saw female genitalia was the day you were born
    Every time I see your profile pic, I want to help you go find Waldo.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    every time your parents look at you, they wished they had oral sex instead.

    The last time you saw female genitalia was the day you were born
    Every time I see your profile pic, I want to help you go find Waldo.

    Probably easier than finding where your hairline originally began
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    You're giving me butterflies in my stomach...like I'm about to throw up.

    That explains why your face looks the way it does

    You were smart when you took pics of you from the waist up.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    every time your parents look at you, they wished they had oral sex instead.

    The last time you saw female genitalia was the day you were born
    Every time I see your profile pic, I want to help you go find Waldo.

    Probably easier than finding where your hairline originally began

    Or his manhood.
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    Maybe he could find it, if it wasn't hiding in your mouth
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Maybe he could find it, if it wasn't hiding in your mouth
    That insults me more than her.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Maybe he could find it, if it wasn't hiding in your mouth
    That insults me more than her.

    It doesn't help that you need tweezers to find it...
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    you are kinda of like Rainman without the math skills.
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    you are kinda like Luke Skywalker without the force
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I am going to do a Jedi mind trick on you. Oh, I'm sorry. You would need a mind for that to work...
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    You were the most popular in HS. And you thought that having no gag reflex was a bad thing.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    you HS nickname was Skippy, cuz you spread so easily.
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