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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Atticus my good fellow,

    some people spread joy wherever they go. You? Whenever you leave...
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Speaking of spread, sorry about your mom getting busted for prositution again.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Speaking of easy, what's the difference between Shannon and an ironing board? Sometimes you have difficulty getting the legs of an ironing board open...
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    That explains your Hobo looking shirt.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    That explains your Hobo looking shirt.
    Nobody knows...nobody cares
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Don't be sad, Don't be blue
    Frankenstein was ugly too
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Don't be sad, Don't be blue
    Frankenstein was ugly too

    Roses are red
    but your girl likes carnations
    you're so bad in bed
    that she shagged the alsastions
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Did that make sense when you wrote it out in crayon?
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    you're so blond that when some one said it was chilly outside, you grabbed a bowl and a spoon and ran out to eat.
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Most teen boys had a Princess Leia fantasy. You obvisously whacked off to the droids.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    you're so blond that when some one said it was chilly outside, you grabbed a bowl and a spoon and ran out to eat.

    A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, that was somehow in the future - nobody was listening to TK266
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Nobodythere:
    Most teen boys had a Princess Leia fantasy. You obviously whacked off to the droids.

    And plunging your tackle into an ice cold bowl of Frosties counts as a sex life?
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    don't you have scout to molest somewhere?
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member

    And plunging your tackle into an ice cold bowl of Frosties counts as a sex life?

    It does when the frosties are covered with your mom's breast milk.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member

    And plunging your tackle into an ice cold bowl of Frosties counts as a sex life?

    It does when the frosties are covered with your mom's breast milk.

    She's 87 ! ....and the choirboys call me weird
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    She's 87 ! ....and the choirboys call me weird

    The choirboys call you BJ
  • LizC26
    LizC26 Posts: 319 Member
    You would know because you are said "choirboy" :)
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    You would know because you are said "choirboy" :)
    Who are you? I can think of at least one way to better occupy your moth. To bad there are no takers.
  • LizC26
    LizC26 Posts: 319 Member
    Guess your Grammar Nazi status doesn't include spelling... HA
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    I remember that mouth from the glory hole last night. You were Great!!!!!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    No Body
    I remember that mouth from the glory hole last night. You were Great!!!!!

    That reminds me, your 'wife' has a puncture
  • beccarockslife
    beccarockslife Posts: 816 Member
    You sir are a crotch scratching savage
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    WW:
    You sir are a crotch scratching savage

    But sadly not yours. Even I have my standards, low as they are
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Wow, and that's coming from a guy whose last lay was his grandmother. :noway:
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    And you would know because she is in your AARP group.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Wow, and that's coming from a guy whose last lay was his grandmother.

    and she can't wait until she gets to your age
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    and she can't wait until she gets to your age

    Perhaps if you spent less time on MFP, you might finally pass the GED exam.
  • Pangea250
    Pangea250 Posts: 965 Member
    And Nobody Knows who NobodyKnows is. Or cares either.
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    And Nobody Knows who NobodyKnows is. Or cares either.

    Ahh. I think you have the glory hole thing all wrong.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I see you're still looking into the boys locker room. Shame on you.
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