insult the MFP poster above you....

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  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I heard your parents fought for three years in court over your custody. Your mom lost and now you live with her.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Why do you wash your hair in the kitchen sink? Oh yeah, because that's where you wash vegetables.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Why do you wash your hair in the kitchen sink? Oh yeah, because that's where you wash vegetables.
    I know you are proud being the smartest person on the short bus.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    You're so bad as sex, your hand falls asleep when you *kitten*.
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Why do you wash your hair in the kitchen sink? Oh yeah, because that's where you wash vegetables.
    I know you are proud being the smartest person on the short bus.


    Too bad you're the dumbest.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    Look at you with that 88lbs lost plastered all over your signature like that's something amazing.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I hear they won't allow you guys coffee breaks at work because it would take too long to retrain you.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Look at you with that 88lbs lost plastered all over your signature like that's something amazing.

    Redheads!?!?! pppppfffffffff come get some!
  • Look at you with that 88lbs lost plastered all over your signature like that's something amazing.

    Redheads!?!?! pppppfffffffff come get some!

    Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Bee...I had sex with your 'ole lady and now it burns when I pee...
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Look at you with that 88lbs lost plastered all over your signature like that's something amazing.

    Redheads!?!?! pppppfffffffff come get some!
    Seriously...you are terrible at this.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Look at you with that 88lbs lost plastered all over your signature like that's something amazing.

    Redheads!?!?! pppppfffffffff come get some!

    Do you ever shut your cakehole?

    And that is one half assed tan.

    <<<<<<< is how it should be done.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    Like you're knocking people's socks off here!
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Like you're knocking people's socks off here!

    Now what are you talking about? Did you read my opening post?

    Wait. You can't read.

    Bless.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Like you're knocking people's socks off here!
    ...and your socks were last knocked off...during the Regan era?
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Did you hear about the latest study correlating high intelligence with having red hair?


    Yeah, me neither.
  • chefchazz
    chefchazz Posts: 427 Member
    holy ****..................these are funny!!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    holy ****..................these are funny!!
    Chefchazz...the only person to ever flunk out of the Chef Boyardee Culinary school.
  • RCKT82
    RCKT82 Posts: 409 Member
    holy ****..................these are funny!!

    Chazzy-chazz... don't even try to act like you're one of the cool kids
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    holy ****..................these are funny!!

    Chazzy-chazz... don't even try to act like you're one of the cool kids

    Dude, you are so poor you can't even afford a shirt.

    That's just sad.
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    holy ****..................these are funny!!

    Chazzy-chazz... don't even try to act like you're one of the cool kids


    That's the pot calling the kettle black.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    Seriously, those mirror pics died with myspace buddy.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Holy s**** homie....it looks like someone poked a hole in you and all the air was let out!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Yoouuuuu are slooooowwwwww at replying at this game. terrible really terrible
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    And you.....just wtf are you wearing on your head anyways.
  • RCKT82
    RCKT82 Posts: 409 Member
    holy ****..................these are funny!!

    Chazzy-chazz... don't even try to act like you're one of the cool kids

    Dude, you are so poor you can't even afford a shirt.

    That's just sad.

    Plaid? Really? what year is this? I'd rather go shirtless
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    And you.....just wtf are you wearing on your head anyways.
    It prevents him from licking the window.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    Yoda for an avatar? Like you know *kitten* about star wars.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Plaid? Really? what year is this? I'd rather go shirtless
    What, you are blind as well as shirtless? This isn't looking good for you buddy.

    It's tartan. I am proud of my Scottish roots.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    You're about as scottish as I am asian.
  • RCKT82
    RCKT82 Posts: 409 Member
    Plaid? Really? what year is this? I'd rather go shirtless
    What, you are blind as well as shirtless? This isn't looking good for you buddy.

    It's tartan. I am proud of my Scottish roots.

    I am now after seeing your profile pict
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