Kids say the funniest things...

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  • KLo924
    KLo924 Posts: 379 Member
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    Love these :)

    When one of my nephews was probably 4y.o. he announced that he'd figured out how Santa's reindeer fly. He'd concluded that they eat eggs, which go to their feet. The eggs then hatch into birds and cause the reindeer to fly :) lol
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
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    This gem came out of one of my good friend's kids...

    Dad: Jesus *%&$(#
    Mom: Don't use the lords name in vain!
    Dad: The kids don't even know who the lord is.
    Son( 7 yrs): Um yes dad...Lord Vader..
  • hazelbliss6
    hazelbliss6 Posts: 253 Member
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    My son is just four months old, and just last week said his first word '"ma'ma," was the best thing he's ever said :heart:
  • klross
    klross Posts: 49 Member
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    My son was about 6 or 7 years old. I had been going to night school for years and was finally graduating. When I told him that I was graduating and I'll be able to spend more time with him, he asked "well, when will you graduate from work?" I WISH!!!

    Then he was much smaller, he wasn't feeling well and came to me... "Mommy, I have a hegache in my belly"!