Single Man Thread (Post up if you are one!)

crisanderson27
crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
edited September 29 in Chit-Chat
Well, apparently the ladies want a REAL hat....sooo...if you're a single man, post it here lol.

This...should be interesting =p.
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  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Awesome thread man!!!!! Whats up ladies feel free to PM this awesomely tanned brown man!
  • marsgirlly
    marsgirlly Posts: 71 Member
    This thread makes me giggle, classy single gentlemen :tongue:
  • tony2009
    tony2009 Posts: 201 Member
    Cool thread, I'll join in lol
  • rainbowbuggy
    rainbowbuggy Posts: 320
    Well, apparently the ladies want a REAL hat....sooo...if you're a single man, post it here lol.

    This...should be interesting =p.

    Cris I have seen alot of posts from you and you are one funny guy! ;-)
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    I think, therefore I am.........single. Actually I am just much more choosy since my divorce. Rather be single and happy than in a relationship that isn't all that.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Well, apparently the ladies want a REAL hat....sooo...if you're a single man, post it here lol.

    This...should be interesting =p.

    Cris I have seen alot of posts from you and you are one funny guy! ;-)

    Aww! Everyone always notices my sense of humor..../sigh!

    More seriously...thanks hun =D.
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    Y'all need to do a sales pitch or something.

    If you spotted your target and had one minute to impress her, what would you do/say?
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Y'all need to do a sales pitch or something.

    If you spotted your target and had one minute to impress her, what would you do/say?

    Oh, oh!!

    Can I take...'Hey babeh....how you doin?!'
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Whats shakin babycakes!!!
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Honestly though...'hi, how are you'...sometimes a 'wow...' might escape...depending on the girl or situation.

    Impressing someone in one minute or less always seemed desperate lol. Unless there's a VERY good opportunity to get in there and make her smile...you're going to look like a tool.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Is it just me or am I seeing the same 3 single guys on MFP everyday? Haha.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Is it just me or am I seeing the same 3 single guys on MFP everyday? Haha.

    Maybe there's only 3 of us lol?

    I'm off work this week (again.../sigh)...so I've got little better to do =p.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Is it just me or am I seeing the same 3 single guys on MFP everyday? Haha.

    You know you want some of this awesome tanned man!! :bigsmile:
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    Honestly though...'hi, how are you'...sometimes a 'wow...' might escape...depending on the girl or situation.

    Impressing someone in one minute or less always seemed desperate lol. Unless there's a VERY good opportunity to get in there and make her smile...you're going to look like a tool.

    True. As a woman, I have always found a wink to be effective, but only if done in a somewhat innocent "I think you're cute, and I know you think I'm cute" sort of way. Not a Joey Tribbiani/Rico Suave kind of way.

    The other day, there were some firefighters collecting donations at an intersection, and when I gave one of them some money, he winked at me, and I actually started blushing.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Honestly though...'hi, how are you'...sometimes a 'wow...' might escape...depending on the girl or situation.

    Impressing someone in one minute or less always seemed desperate lol. Unless there's a VERY good opportunity to get in there and make her smile...you're going to look like a tool.

    True. As a woman, I have always found a wink to be effective, but only if done in a somewhat innocent "I think you're cute, and I know you think I'm cute" sort of way. Not a Joey Tribbiani/Rico Suave kind of way.

    The other day, there were some firefighters collecting donations at an intersection, and when I gave one of them some money, he winked at me, and I actually started blushing.

    Rico Suave lol...I love it =D. I haven't thought one in years.

    Rico......! Suuuaaaave......!

    The wink thing is cute though.
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    Honestly though...'hi, how are you'...sometimes a 'wow...' might escape...depending on the girl or situation.

    Impressing someone in one minute or less always seemed desperate lol. Unless there's a VERY good opportunity to get in there and make her smile...you're going to look like a tool.

    True. As a woman, I have always found a wink to be effective, but only if done in a somewhat innocent "I think you're cute, and I know you think I'm cute" sort of way. Not a Joey Tribbiani/Rico Suave kind of way.

    The other day, there were some firefighters collecting donations at an intersection, and when I gave one of them some money, he winked at me, and I actually started blushing.


    oooh man i love a little innocent wink :wink: makes me get butterflies like a giddy little girl

    sorry, i know im not a single man, but i just had to chime in
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
    I am posting here just so I can see all the eye candy and follow this thread ;-)
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    I am posting here just so I can see all the eye candy and follow this thread ;-)

    Well, apparently there's only 3 of us for the most part lol.

    Hopefully some of the other guys on this board chime in for you all...that's why I made the thread =D.
  • nicolerah
    nicolerah Posts: 440 Member
    I am posting here just so I can see all the eye candy and follow this thread ;-)

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    what she said! :bigsmile:
  • mojo75
    mojo75 Posts: 314 Member
    lol you should know i'm gonna jump in on this one!
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
    ^that makes a grand total of...FOUR! or is it 5... oh man, us lucky girls, haha.
  • hill2302
    hill2302 Posts: 139 Member
    Do I count as single? I've been seperaed for 6 months and divorce trial is in a little more than 2 months. I'm definitely not attached to my cheating soon to be ex-wife.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Its all right girls......Im in the thread! come get this awesomely tanned man!
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Do I count as single? I've been seperaed for 6 months and divorce trial is in a little more than 2 months. I'm definitely not attached to my cheating soon to be ex-wife.

    You and I are on equal footing brother. You of all people, with the things you've gone through with her...deserve one of the wonderful, beautiful, dedicated and special women that are on this forum.

    Glad you found the thread =D.
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    Its all right girls......Im in the thread! come get this awesomely tanned man!

    You call that tan? *files nails* Puh-leeeeeeze!
  • nicolerah
    nicolerah Posts: 440 Member
    hmmm.. lets see now.. single guys.. single girls.. I'd say we should have a party!!! :drinker: [<<<<Water]
  • nicolerah
    nicolerah Posts: 440 Member
    Its all right girls......Im in the thread! come get this awesomely tanned man!

    You call that tan? *files nails* Puh-leeeeeeze!


    hahahahah.. I love it!!
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Its all right girls......Im in the thread! come get this awesomely tanned man!

    You call that tan? *files nails* Puh-leeeeeeze!

    OMG that's freaking HILARIOUS lol.
  • JenInAustin
    JenInAustin Posts: 53 Member
    Hummm....me thinks we've got a gaggle of male MFP playa's.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Hummm....me thinks we've got a gaggle of male MFP playa's.

    Aww!

    That wasn't the point of this at all...lol!!!
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