Really hungry but

taso42_DELETED

It's 1:32PM. I heard if you eat at 1:32PM it will all get stored as fat and you won't loose weight?

Becca_007

I just read that on the Internet .... so we KNOW it's true!:glasses: :laugh: But eating at 3:21 is fine!:drinker:

Shannon023

That's true.

rachrach66

LOL You are too funny!! :laugh:

ickybella

See, now, I asked PJ about this and he said it's fine as long as you cover yourself in peanut butter and stand on your head while eating, but, just to be sure, I'd wait 65 seconds.

YukonJoy

As long as you eat a 1/4 a piece of fruit (it has to be a TROPICAL fruit!!) and cube it up into small pieces, then take a sip of water between each bite, you will be fine.

MFPfriend

Oh ****, I'm in trouble then!
I heard we're allowed to eat only when the numbers on the clock add up to 17. Is that right?

smersh

No, it all gets stuck in your colon and you'll have to do a cleanse! It doesn't all turn into fat.

I mean, seriously, everyone knows your digestive system just turns itself off at 10:07am, 1:32pm, and when you sleep!

joeygirl84

I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

Lisone

Where do you get your info? TMZ?? I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!

Lisone

Ummm... NOT FUNNY.

I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

UpToAnyCool

It's kind of like not feeding your Gremlin after midnight...

It's always after midnight...somewhere!!!

starracer23

I thought it was OK as long as you twirled counter-clock wise and said your alphabet backwards three times....while eating.

YukonJoy

Where do you get your info? TMZ?? I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!

Fail.

joejccva71

Dude I've tried keeping a straight face but just couldn't. lol

kimmerroze

:laugh: I cant wait for someone to comment and be like, "Wait... Really?" and then start freaking out.

taso42_DELETED

Where do you get your info? TMZ?? I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!

o rly? the 1:32 pm thing has been clinically proven too, which is why i'm asking....

kimmerroze

Ummm... NOT FUNNY.

I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

I thought it was funny.

Shannon023

Where do you get your info? TMZ?? I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!

o rly? the 1:32 pm thing has been clinically proven too, which is why i'm asking....

Maybe you're using the wrong time zone?? :huh:

Panda_Jack

I heard if you take all your food rectaly you don't gain weight.... You thought peanuts hurt going out!!

SMarie10

Where do you get your info? TMZ?? I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!

Um, don't mean to point fingers, but this is untrue. It doesn't matter what time you eat - morning, noon, midafternoon, night, bedtime - anytime is FINE. The key is to not exceed your Net calories for the day.

starracer23

Ummm... NOT FUNNY.

I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

I thought it was funny.

me too! :drinker:

anubis609

I heard if you take all your food rectaly you don't gain weight.... You thought peanuts hurt going out!!

Covered in hot sauce.

YukonJoy

Where do you get your info? TMZ?? I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!

Um, don't mean to point fingers, but this is untrue. It doesn't matter what time you eat - morning, noon, midafternoon, night, bedtime - anytime is FINE. The key is to not exceed your Net calories for the day.

I only ever eat chicken wings at 2:41 am. But I have to peel all the skin off first.

koosdel

It's 1:32PM. I heard if you eat at 1:32PM it will all get stored as fat and you won't loose weight?

Come on man! Do your research!!

This is entirely dependant on the lunar cycle. Waxing; before 1:32.... Waning; after 1:32.

Sheesh... buy you books and send you to school.

TDGee

But what about eating after 4:20? I get SOOO hungry after 4:20...

starracer23

I heard if you take all your food rectaly you don't gain weight.... You thought peanuts hurt going out!!

a whole pineapple could be a challenge as well...

starracer23

But what about eating after 4:20? I get SOOO hungry after 4:20...

hehehehehehe!! :smokin:

SiltyPigeon

One time I force fed my rat 10 times its body weight in lard at 1:32 and it gained weight. So this is a clinically proven fact. Don't do it, Taso!

123456654321

My best friends mom's brothers brother is a pro bodybuilder and he said this was true.

kimmerroze

While we are at it, I read on the internet that as soon as you wake up in the morning you are supposed to RUN like a crazy person to the kitchen and stuff your face or your metabolism will slow down and you will gain like 50 pounds in a day.