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  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    I thought if you got a raccoon to wash off all your food in a south flowing river it removed all the calories???
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
    Did you know that donut makers are really health concious people? When they make donuts they cut out the centers where all the calories reside, and sell those in a seperate container...

    So people who can only eat 1200 calories can buy the donut because they are calorie free, while those who are allowed to eat more can have the donut holes because they are more calorie dense.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I thought if you got a raccoon to wash off all your food in a south flowing river it removed all the calories???
    No. That actually adds calories. To remove calories, it has to be a Siberian Timber Wolf washing the food in a river that flows uphill in an Easterly direction during a solar eclipse.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Does that mean if I cut a hole on my food before I eat it, it dosent count either???:tongue::tongue:
    Did you know that donut makers are really health concious people? When they make donuts they cut out the centers where all the calories reside, and sell those in a seperate container...

    So people who can only eat 1200 calories can buy the donut because they are calorie free, while those who are allowed to eat more can have the donut holes because they are more calorie dense.
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
    Does that mean if I cut a hole on my food before I eat it, it dosent count either???:tongue::tongue:
    Did you know that donut makers are really health concious people? When they make donuts they cut out the centers where all the calories reside, and sell those in a seperate container...

    So people who can only eat 1200 calories can buy the donut because they are calorie free, while those who are allowed to eat more can have the donut holes because they are more calorie dense.

    only if you use the donut making machine. It has to be fried in oil in order to be calorie free.
  • MindyLynn77
    MindyLynn77 Posts: 126
    Ummm... NOT FUNNY.
    I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

    JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

    I thought it was funny.

    I thought it was funny too!!! Looks like somebody took that a lil personally tho dont it? LOL
  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    All of your calories consumed disappear if you also consume a diet coke right?

    Must be true. The amount of people ive seen get a huge fast food takeaway, and a diet coke....like they're being health conscious...
  • hgellings
    hgellings Posts: 295 Member
    Ummm... NOT FUNNY.
    I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

    JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

    I thought it was funny.

    me too! :drinker:

    I thought it was funny too :laugh:
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
    Ummm... NOT FUNNY.
    I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

    JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

    I thought it was funny.

    I thought it was funny too!!! Looks like somebody took that a lil personally tho dont it? LOL

    Maybe they didn't catch the humor and sarcasm in the OP's original post.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Ummm... NOT FUNNY.
    I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

    JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

    I thought it was funny.

    I thought it was funny too!!! Looks like somebody took that a lil personally tho dont it? LOL

    Maybe they didn't catch the humor and sarcasm in the OP's original post.

    Ya don't say??
  • miatavixxen
    miatavixxen Posts: 373
    y'all are killin' me! :laugh:
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    It's been scientifically proven in a double blind study that eating while completely submerged in a vat of cheese fondue will get you kicked out of The Melting Pot.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    It's been scientifically proven in a double blind study that eating while completely submerged in a vat of cheese fondue will get you kicked out of The Melting Pot.

    yeah right, can you cite a reference? didn't think so! I do this every 2nd monday and i haven't been kicked out yet! :laugh:

    P.S., What an incredible transformation!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    ahhhh being submerged in chesse,add some duct tape and inflatable doll,an a twister mat and you have my saturday night down
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    It's been scientifically proven in a double blind study that eating while completely submerged in a vat of cheese fondue will get you kicked out of The Melting Pot.

    yeah right, can you cite a reference? didn't think so! I do this every 2nd monday and i haven't been kicked out yet! :laugh:

    P.S., What an incredible transformation!

    Sure I can cite a reference. Now do you want that cited in MLA, AAA, APA or Chicago?


    P.S. Thank you. The last time I weighed under 160 was when I was 15.

    P.P.S. You're looking pretty fine yourself. :flowerforyou:
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
    All of your calories consumed disappear if you also consume a diet coke right?

    Must be true. The amount of people ive seen get a huge fast food takeaway, and a diet coke....like they're being health conscious...

    Don't judge meee!
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
    Ummm... NOT FUNNY.
    I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

    JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

    I thought it was funny.

    I thought it was funny too!!! Looks like somebody took that a lil personally tho dont it? LOL

    Maybe they didn't catch the humor and sarcasm in the OP's original post.

    Ya don't say??

    haha although I cant really be sure because the tone in her voice could have suggested that she wasn't offended and was somehow playing along with the joke. I'm gonna need to hear an audio clip to be sure. I want to base my opinions on scientific fact. lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: jk jk
  • outersoul
    outersoul Posts: 711
    Pure myth. The amount of misinformation on this site is amazing. It's been proven that you have eat all your exercises calories back by 1:31or muscle turns to fat and everyone knows that fat weighs more than muscle. People please stop spreading lies.

    Study that proves it:
    http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Ummm... NOT FUNNY.
    I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

    JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

    I thought it was funny.

    I thought it was funny too!!! Looks like somebody took that a lil personally tho dont it? LOL

    Maybe they didn't catch the humor and sarcasm in the OP's original post.

    Ya don't say??

    haha although I cant really be sure because the tone in her voice could have suggested that she wasn't offended and was somehow playing along with the joke. I'm gonna need to hear an audio clip to be sure. I want to base my opinions on scientific fact. lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: jk jk

    LOL!!!
  • olyrose
    olyrose Posts: 569 Member
    Pure myth. The amount of misinformation on this site is amazing. It's been proven that you have eat all your exercises calories back by 1:31or muscle turns to fat and everyone knows that fat weighs more than muscle. People please stop spreading lies.

    Study that proves it:
    http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

    Ha! That was awesome :laugh:
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
    Pure myth. The amount of misinformation on this site is amazing. It's been proven that you have eat all your exercises calories back by 1:31or muscle turns to fat and everyone knows that fat weighs more than muscle. People please stop spreading lies.

    Study that proves it:
    http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

    ACTUALLY! Your study is vastly outdated and preformed with faulty logic.
    This double blind study proves that eating exercise calories causes a 3.47% greater increase in fat when compared to muscle, especially when consumed between 6:43pm and 4:12 am:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA&feature=related
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Pure myth. The amount of misinformation on this site is amazing. It's been proven that you have eat all your exercises calories back by 1:31or muscle turns to fat and everyone knows that fat weighs more than muscle. People please stop spreading lies.

    Study that proves it:
    http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

    ACTUALLY! Your study is vastly outdated and preformed with faulty logic.
    This double blind study proves that eating exercise calories causes a 3.47% greater increase in fat when compared to muscle, especially when consumed between 6:43pm and 4:12 am:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA&feature=related

    You guys are both wrong.

    THIS is the only truth.....

    *Damn, she did it first!
  • photorific
    photorific Posts: 577 Member
    It's true! I used to eat at 1:32pm all the time, and look where it got me! I now only eat in times that end in odd numbers. And I also started bathing with dishsoap, because it dissolves all that tough fat. :laugh:
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    I've heard that people who kill threads lose weight 25% faster.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I've heard that people who kill threads lose weight 25% faster.

    That's because we're efficient. Now, the void 1 minute before and after 1:32PM is where negative calories are consumed. Like anti-matter creating a black hole. But you must eat exactly the number of calories calculated to the square root of pi multiplied by the atomic weight of the product prior to its packaged or grilled state. Fried will nullify that calculation. If it's broiled it will cause cancer. If it's baked, it must be smoked.
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    It's 1:32PM. I heard if you eat at 1:32PM it will all get stored as fat and you won't loose weight?

    Damn it in what time zone? China? Europe? Chile? Here?
  • brandiuntz
    brandiuntz Posts: 2,717 Member
    Seriously, folks, 1:32pm is not the problem. You can't eat at 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11, or 12:12. Except when it's a lunar eclipse in your part of the world.

    If you eat at those times, all your cardio will build muscle and your strength training will add fat (except for women, who will bulk up instantly into bodybuilders if using 3 lb or heavier dumbbells).
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