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I thought if you got a raccoon to wash off all your food in a south flowing river it removed all the calories???0
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Did you know that donut makers are really health concious people? When they make donuts they cut out the centers where all the calories reside, and sell those in a seperate container...
So people who can only eat 1200 calories can buy the donut because they are calorie free, while those who are allowed to eat more can have the donut holes because they are more calorie dense.0 -
I thought if you got a raccoon to wash off all your food in a south flowing river it removed all the calories???0
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Does that mean if I cut a hole on my food before I eat it, it dosent count either???Did you know that donut makers are really health concious people? When they make donuts they cut out the centers where all the calories reside, and sell those in a seperate container...
So people who can only eat 1200 calories can buy the donut because they are calorie free, while those who are allowed to eat more can have the donut holes because they are more calorie dense.0 -
Does that mean if I cut a hole on my food before I eat it, it dosent count either???Did you know that donut makers are really health concious people? When they make donuts they cut out the centers where all the calories reside, and sell those in a seperate container...
So people who can only eat 1200 calories can buy the donut because they are calorie free, while those who are allowed to eat more can have the donut holes because they are more calorie dense.
only if you use the donut making machine. It has to be fried in oil in order to be calorie free.0 -
Ummm... NOT FUNNY.I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...
JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny too!!! Looks like somebody took that a lil personally tho dont it? LOL0 -
All of your calories consumed disappear if you also consume a diet coke right?
Must be true. The amount of people ive seen get a huge fast food takeaway, and a diet coke....like they're being health conscious...0 -
Ummm... NOT FUNNY.I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...
JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.
I thought it was funny.
me too! :drinker:
I thought it was funny too :laugh:0 -
Ummm... NOT FUNNY.I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...
JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny too!!! Looks like somebody took that a lil personally tho dont it? LOL
Maybe they didn't catch the humor and sarcasm in the OP's original post.0 -
Ummm... NOT FUNNY.I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...
JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny too!!! Looks like somebody took that a lil personally tho dont it? LOL
Maybe they didn't catch the humor and sarcasm in the OP's original post.
Ya don't say??0 -
y'all are killin' me! :laugh:0
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It's been scientifically proven in a double blind study that eating while completely submerged in a vat of cheese fondue will get you kicked out of The Melting Pot.0
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It's been scientifically proven in a double blind study that eating while completely submerged in a vat of cheese fondue will get you kicked out of The Melting Pot.
yeah right, can you cite a reference? didn't think so! I do this every 2nd monday and i haven't been kicked out yet! :laugh:
P.S., What an incredible transformation!0 -
ahhhh being submerged in chesse,add some duct tape and inflatable doll,an a twister mat and you have my saturday night down0
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It's been scientifically proven in a double blind study that eating while completely submerged in a vat of cheese fondue will get you kicked out of The Melting Pot.
yeah right, can you cite a reference? didn't think so! I do this every 2nd monday and i haven't been kicked out yet! :laugh:
P.S., What an incredible transformation!
Sure I can cite a reference. Now do you want that cited in MLA, AAA, APA or Chicago?
P.S. Thank you. The last time I weighed under 160 was when I was 15.
P.P.S. You're looking pretty fine yourself. :flowerforyou:0 -
All of your calories consumed disappear if you also consume a diet coke right?
Must be true. The amount of people ive seen get a huge fast food takeaway, and a diet coke....like they're being health conscious...
Don't judge meee!0 -
Ummm... NOT FUNNY.I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...
JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny too!!! Looks like somebody took that a lil personally tho dont it? LOL
Maybe they didn't catch the humor and sarcasm in the OP's original post.
Ya don't say??
haha although I cant really be sure because the tone in her voice could have suggested that she wasn't offended and was somehow playing along with the joke. I'm gonna need to hear an audio clip to be sure. I want to base my opinions on scientific fact. lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: jk jk0 -
Pure myth. The amount of misinformation on this site is amazing. It's been proven that you have eat all your exercises calories back by 1:31or muscle turns to fat and everyone knows that fat weighs more than muscle. People please stop spreading lies.
Study that proves it:
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh0 -
Ummm... NOT FUNNY.I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...
JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny too!!! Looks like somebody took that a lil personally tho dont it? LOL
Maybe they didn't catch the humor and sarcasm in the OP's original post.
Ya don't say??
haha although I cant really be sure because the tone in her voice could have suggested that she wasn't offended and was somehow playing along with the joke. I'm gonna need to hear an audio clip to be sure. I want to base my opinions on scientific fact. lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: jk jk
LOL!!!0 -
Pure myth. The amount of misinformation on this site is amazing. It's been proven that you have eat all your exercises calories back by 1:31or muscle turns to fat and everyone knows that fat weighs more than muscle. People please stop spreading lies.
Study that proves it:
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
Ha! That was awesome :laugh:0 -
Pure myth. The amount of misinformation on this site is amazing. It's been proven that you have eat all your exercises calories back by 1:31or muscle turns to fat and everyone knows that fat weighs more than muscle. People please stop spreading lies.
Study that proves it:
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
ACTUALLY! Your study is vastly outdated and preformed with faulty logic.
This double blind study proves that eating exercise calories causes a 3.47% greater increase in fat when compared to muscle, especially when consumed between 6:43pm and 4:12 am:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA&feature=related
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Pure myth. The amount of misinformation on this site is amazing. It's been proven that you have eat all your exercises calories back by 1:31or muscle turns to fat and everyone knows that fat weighs more than muscle. People please stop spreading lies.
Study that proves it:
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
ACTUALLY! Your study is vastly outdated and preformed with faulty logic.
This double blind study proves that eating exercise calories causes a 3.47% greater increase in fat when compared to muscle, especially when consumed between 6:43pm and 4:12 am:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA&feature=related
You guys are both wrong.
THIS is the only truth.....
*Damn, she did it first!0 -
It's true! I used to eat at 1:32pm all the time, and look where it got me! I now only eat in times that end in odd numbers. And I also started bathing with dishsoap, because it dissolves all that tough fat. :laugh:0
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I've heard that people who kill threads lose weight 25% faster.0
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I've heard that people who kill threads lose weight 25% faster.
That's because we're efficient. Now, the void 1 minute before and after 1:32PM is where negative calories are consumed. Like anti-matter creating a black hole. But you must eat exactly the number of calories calculated to the square root of pi multiplied by the atomic weight of the product prior to its packaged or grilled state. Fried will nullify that calculation. If it's broiled it will cause cancer. If it's baked, it must be smoked.0 -
It's 1:32PM. I heard if you eat at 1:32PM it will all get stored as fat and you won't loose weight?
Damn it in what time zone? China? Europe? Chile? Here?0 -
Seriously, folks, 1:32pm is not the problem. You can't eat at 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11, or 12:12. Except when it's a lunar eclipse in your part of the world.
If you eat at those times, all your cardio will build muscle and your strength training will add fat (except for women, who will bulk up instantly into bodybuilders if using 3 lb or heavier dumbbells).0
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