FOODS TO NEVER EAT!

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rice, bread, pasta. I'm glad it's forever out of my diet.

:laugh:

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Foods to never eat?

Uncooked bones from human sacrifices to the vegetable gods.
Alien unicorn horns.
Space dust.
Easter eggs from 1989...and ONLY 1989.
Bigfoot fur.

*quickly tries to wipe the space dust from around her mouth*

>.>

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iTim__

I'd say it is a good call to avoid foods made with illegal substances. Yeah, I'm talking about those special brownies there hippie!

mikeyrp

*quickly tries to wipe the space dust from around her mouth*

I think you're ok - that's fairy dust.

bbbbb33333

No chaulk....... to dry

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*quickly tries to wipe the space dust from around her mouth*

I think you're ok - that's fairy dust.

FAIRY DUST?!??! REALLY? What can it do? Can I fly? Or make someone else fly if I sneeze on them? YAY! I've always wanted to be sprinkled with fairy dust!!! XD

giaciccone

what are the foods u should never eat for health, weightloss/maintence and a healthy metabolism?? Like white rice causing insulin spikes/fat storage etc? What other foods have this effect??

rice, bread, pasta. I'm glad it's forever out of my diet. although, I did cave in and have a pb sandwich last night but the bread was low carb and full of grains, the scale was still up this morning. It's been months since I had one, so it was okay, I guess. I do avoid them on a daily basis though for the most part.

RICE BREAD AND PASTA ARE NOT BAD FOR YOU I EAT BREAD EVERY DAY AND RICE OFTEN. I dont eat pasta much because its so high cal. just eat the wholemeal varieties

THANK YOU! I agree!
Rice and bread are not bad for you. They are staples, and just like EVERYTHING ELSE, they are just fine in moderation.
I love rice, especially brown rice. One cup is a serving & I'm still losing weight even though I have it for dinner. There are worse things, you know. Like anything deep-fried.

zadrii

I don't ever consume :

juice or soda
candy, cake, brownies, donuts, or ice cream
potato chips
fast food

but i still get to eat lots of yummy foods that just aren't full of preservatives or are really unhealthy

NikkisNewStart

I eat anything and everything I want. I have no restrictions. Restrictions lead to resentment.

mikeyrp

FAIRY DUST?!??! REALLY? What can it do? Can I fly? Or make someone else fly if I sneeze on them? YAY! I've always wanted to be sprinkled with fairy dust!!! XD

Depends on the type of dust:

Blue - Makes you fly*1
Green - Lets you talk to animals*2
Yellow - Makes you want to wee. (not very popular)
Red - Makes you breathe fire*3
Pink - Doesn't do anything, but it tastes nice and girls seem to like it as a fashion accessory.
Purple - Gives you the ability to read minds*4
Black - This is space dust, NOT fairy dust. Spit it out at once*5
White - This is cocaine. I do not condone use of illegal drugs, nor will I discuss their effects.
Silver - This is glitter. It makes thinks look pretty*6

* disclaimers

1) Strictly speaking, fall. This is normally found on the end of long, thin stems of a very fragile plant which grows out 3 meters horizontally from cliff faces. It becomes completely invisible and untouchable if a human is attached to any sort of safety device. Lemmings are addicted to it.

2) They have never been known to talk back

3) Only found in active volcanic lava....

4) Although, only in a limited capacity as everyone seems to be thinking about sex. Also known as Google dust. This is my favourite.

5) Unless you are in space - see previous comments in thread.

6) Many people think the effects of silver fairy dust wear off as you get older. i.e. above two years old. I disagree. You can never have too much glitter. If you eat it, even your poo sparkles

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FAIRY DUST?!??! REALLY? What can it do? Can I fly? Or make someone else fly if I sneeze on them? YAY! I've always wanted to be sprinkled with fairy dust!!! XD

Depends on the type of dust:

Blue - Makes you fly*1
Green - Lets you talk to animals*2
Yellow - Makes you want to wee. (not very popular)
Red - Makes you breathe fire*3
Pink - Doesn't do anything, but it tastes nice and girls seem to like it as a fashion accessory.
Purple - Gives you the ability to read minds*4
Black - This is space dust, NOT fairy dust. Spit it out at once*5
White - This is cocaine. I do not condone use of illegal drugs, nor will I discuss their effects.
Silver - This is glitter. It makes thinks look pretty*6

* disclaimers

1) Strictly speaking, fall. This is normally found on the end of long, thin stems of a very fragile plant which grows out 3 meters horizontally from cliff faces. It becomes completely invisible and untouchable if a human is attached to any sort of safety device. Lemmings are addicted to it.

2) They have never been known to talk back

3) Only found in active volcanic lava....

4) Although, only in a limited capacity as everyone seems to be thinking about sex. Also known as Google dust. This is my favourite.

5) Unless you are in space - see previous comments in thread.

6) Many people think the effects of silver fairy dust wear off as you get older. i.e. above two years old. I disagree. You can never have too much glitter. If you eat it, even your poo sparkles

Dammit, mine was pink......just my luck.

mikeyrp

Dammit, mine was pink......just my luck.

At least you look good