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TOM's Bad Rap

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  • laurad1406
    laurad1406 Posts: 341
    "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
  • VelcroPooh
    VelcroPooh Posts: 152
    Wait...wait....so all these years....I had no idea! I thought I was wearing what they call "pads" and come to find out I have "painters" which means they are "drop cloths"...........

    Daaaannnnggg
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    i had the mirena (plastic with low dose hormones) - worst mistake of my life!!
    I know a couple people with them (Both kinds) that love them. I trying to find a doc to give me one
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    If men could menstruate … clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much. … Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammad Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields — “For Those Light Bachelor Days.”

    Gloria Steinem
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"

    This is true.

    I like,

    "Anything men can do; I can do with cramps!"
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    If men could menstruate … clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much. … Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammad Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields — “For Those Light Bachelor Days.”

    Gloria Steinem

    Love it.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    i had the mirena (plastic with low dose hormones) - worst mistake of my life!!
    I know a couple people with them (Both kinds) that love them. I trying to find a doc to give me one

    i have heard that it's either totally awesome or it's awful - for me it was totally awful. i could go into great detail about the suckage that was the mirena...my og/gyn had one and she loved it and it worked great for her...for me, not so much.
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    Oh dear..... what have I done? I feel so responsible for encouraging and then there was the bumping.....

    I just don't know what to do now. It's gotten so out of control! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    "Anything men can do; I can do with cramps!"
    ^^ This.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Oh dear..... what have I done? I feel so responsible for encouraging and then there was the bumping.....

    I just don't know what to do now. It's gotten so out of control! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

    join the party, what's your favorite period joke/quote?
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Q: What do you call a girl with Pms and Esp?

    A: A beeeeotch who thinks she knows everything.
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member


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    That is pretty adorable.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Q: How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?

    A: She has her tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her cigarette.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Q: How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?

    A: She has her tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her cigarette.


    Oh dear lord. Laughing at the front desk is always fun.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Q: What's the difference between a Woman with PMS and a Pit Bull?

    A: Lipstick
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Q: What's the difference between a Woman with PMS and a Pit Bull?

    A: Lipstick
    Hey! Pit bulls are sweet.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Q: What's the difference between a Woman with PMS and a Pit Bull?

    A: Lipstick
    Hey! Pit bulls are sweet.

    True story.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    True story.
    I would chose a pit bill over about 80% of people.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    True story.
    I would chose a pit bill over about 80% of people.

    Ditto. Pitts are awesome, unlike Aunt Flo.
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=212993&title=roca-pads&xrs=share_copy

    Girl, I got something that'll keep your flow muthafukkin tizzite!

    If your bum is leakin you need to be seekin - Roc-a-Pads!
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
    ipadpicfancy12710.jpg?w=460&h=230

    http://jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes

    iPad ... never ending period jokes!
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
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  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    period1.jpg

    This is why the concept of childbirth is creepy, that and the fact that it'll be a literal foreign body stealing my food and making me pee all the time.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    This is why the concept of childbirth is creepy, that and the fact that it'll be a literal foreign body stealing my food and making me pee all the time.
    not to mention that is can make your abs SEPERATE, make you poo yourself for the rest of your life, and make your vag!na so loose it might as well be a wind tunnel.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    This is why the concept of childbirth is creepy, that and the fact that it'll be a literal foreign body stealing my food and making me pee all the time.
    not to mention that is can make your abs SEPERATE, make you **** yourself for the rest of your life, and make your vag!na so loose it might as well be a wind tunnel.

    Yeah, aside from that, it is totally a beautiful, natural, wonderful thing to do.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    This is why the concept of childbirth is creepy, that and the fact that it'll be a literal foreign body stealing my food and making me pee all the time.
    not to mention that is can make your abs SEPERATE, make you **** yourself for the rest of your life, and make your vag!na so loose it might as well be a wind tunnel.

    Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
  • chridow
    chridow Posts: 178
    period1.jpg

    wait...there's clots? OMG!! i thought i was a freak of nature because i wasn't bleeding blue. once again tv has LIED to me!! that crimson tide metaphor makes much more sense now ;-)
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
    ThereWillBeBloodMoviePoster.jpg
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
    Think vienna sausage down an airport runway.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
    Think vienna sausage down an airport runway.

    Unless you go with the "husband stitch" and tighten it all back up...
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