The Truth about Women..........is..........

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  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    you cant handle the truth.....................................They want the samt thing you do!:devil:

    Sex
    love
    money
    and emotional support!


    Now this right here is the truth!

    just in a different order of importance
  • rorosaw
    rorosaw Posts: 360 Member
    men,women,buttons.jpg

    This is fanfreakintastic. Just saved the image.
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    Honestly, I don't think we're all that different than men. People play WAY too many games, male and female. Here's my list. If I can check all, we're golden.

    Sexual chemistry? check.
    More sexual chemistry? another check.

    For me, attraction other than sexual is all mental stimulation. I don't have to agree with you or like the same things you do. In fact, I like it better if we like some of the same things but have interests that have nothing to do with each other. I need time away from you and you need time away from me! It's healthy.

    If you challenge me and you don't mind if I challenge you (read: don't get intimidated by a woman with an opinion), it keeps things interesting.

    Oh, all that and what yummy said ;-)

    PERFECT !
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    you cant handle the truth.....................................They want the samt thing you do!:devil:

    Sex
    love
    money
    and emotional support!


    Now this right here is the truth!

    Of course it is babycakes!! I ONLY speak the truth!!!!! Women want the SAME thing we want!!!!! Only ones got to be the aggresor ! hehehe Usually thats me!:devil:
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

    I'm due for mine...
  • Missevanston
    Missevanston Posts: 361 Member
    the truth is that a women wants - a nice guy.. but a total bad *kitten*.. a jerk yet not a jerk. they want to be treated like a princess too

    ^^^THIS^^^
  • it's not half as complicated as men make it- if you'd just act straight instead of making everything a game/competition you might find this out

    I like that, thanks. I'll stop with the fairy tales of romance and scratch my *kitten* and let it all hang out next time.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    sometimes they are not really women
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    yeap
  • Well I would try to tell you, but I don't have a sandwich in my hand to keep your full attention.

    Did you say sandwich ? What kind ? O ya what were you saying ?
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    truthfully we want the truth when we ask you questions ( as long as we agree with your truth). Also we ask double sworded questions that basically make you screwed no matter what you say..

    eg: girl: do these jeans make my butt look fat
    guy: you look great

    girl: that doesn't answer my question
    guy: I love the way those jeans make your butt look
    girl: you;re just saying that...


    the best way to handle this type of question would be turn around to gaze at her butt grab her by the arms, kiss her passionately, tell her how hot she is.... she will be impressed at how sexy and in charge you are and the question is now forgotten...! lol

    maybe not all women are like the above example but we have all had those moments at least once! lol
  • that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

    Another one thats wants us to slap your *kitten* and call you Sally. Woo Hoo !
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

    I'm due for mine...
    Just say when! lol
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

    I'm due for mine...
    Just say when! lol

    When!
  • the truth that women wants is that they want a nice guy.. but a total bad *kitten*..
    a jerk yet not a jerk.

    they want to be treated like a princess too.

    speak for yourself....... i prefer to NOT want a jerk in any kind of weird way...................
  • men,women,buttons.jpg

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! TRUTH!!
  • naomi6891
    naomi6891 Posts: 7 Member
    They have a vagina....

    Most have boobs some big some small some in between

    mmm thats about all i can help you with......oh an apparently there is nipple confusion on some women also....but this is yet to be confirmed

    Nipple confusion???
  • you couldn't live without us! well me anyway! LOL! :wink: :wink:
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

    I'm due for mine...
    Just say when! lol

    When!
    I'm on my way!!! If only I knew where to go. lol
  • datzun
    datzun Posts: 198
    Truth is...

    ...

    ...they're all crazy. :(
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

    I'm due for mine...
    Just say when! lol

    When!
    I'm on my way!!! If only I knew where to go. lol

    Wait....are you a Michigan fan?
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

    I'm due for mine...
    Just say when! lol

    When!
    I'm on my way!!! If only I knew where to go. lol

    Wait....are you a Michigan fan?
    Not really, more Michigan State!
  • rorosaw
    rorosaw Posts: 360 Member
    Honestly, I don't think we're all that different than men. People play WAY too many games, male and female. Here's my list. If I can check all, we're golden.

    Sexual chemistry? check.
    More sexual chemistry? another check.

    For me, attraction other than sexual is all mental stimulation. I don't have to agree with you or like the same things you do. In fact, I like it better if we like some of the same things but have interests that have nothing to do with each other. I need time away from you and you need time away from me! It's healthy.

    If you challenge me and you don't mind if I challenge you (read: don't get intimidated by a woman with an opinion), it keeps things interesting.

    Oh, all that and what yummy said ;-)

    PERFECT !

    Oh, forgot to mention he must play golf or have some other very time-consuming hobby. I need my alone time too! ;-)
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

    I'm due for mine...
    Just say when! lol

    When!
    I'm on my way!!! If only I knew where to go. lol

    Wait....are you a Michigan fan?
    Not really, more Michigan State!

    Whew, the Spartans are acceptable.
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Golf? No. Cars and motorcycles take up a lot of my time!
  • treetz1979
    treetz1979 Posts: 108 Member
    .....the truth about women is that most of us are really tired of men trying to figure us out and group us all under the same category. We don't get you guys either. So lets finally accept the fact we are all different and enjoy putting the parts together that make us different and move on :drinker:
  • yanicka
    yanicka Posts: 1,004 Member
    I do not want a jerk in any ways!!! I do not want ot be treated like a princess. I just want to be able to trust you and that I am important for you. I do not need to spend every moment together, just to know that you like to spend time with me.
    I will go to the end of the world to satisfy your needs, if mine are also met. I nice sincere compliment will give you brownie points and I won't have to fish for compliments and make myself appear needy, Take 30 second to ask about my day or how I feel and listen to my answer and I won't whine that you do not listen to me.
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

    I'm due for mine...
    Just say when! lol

    When!
    I'm on my way!!! If only I knew where to go. lol

    Wait....are you a Michigan fan?
    Not really, more Michigan State!

    Whew, the Spartans are acceptable.
    Too funny! lol
  • legmotor
    legmotor Posts: 197 Member
    Well I would try to tell you, but I don't have a sandwich in my hand to keep your full attention.

    Freckles got jokes = )

    Are you sure there is room for a sandwich in your hand while you are shoe shopping??? = P
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

    I'm due for mine...
    Just say when! lol

    When!
    I'm on my way!!! If only I knew where to go. lol

    Wait....are you a Michigan fan?
    Not really, more Michigan State!

    Whew, the Spartans are acceptable.
    Too funny! lol

    I am a diehard Buckeyes fan, no way I would let a Wolverine spank me!
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