Last post is the WINNER thread!

mommared53

Betty zips by so fast nobody even realizes she grabbed the WIN.

ahunkofmexican

Too bad Betty waxed the floor and zipped a little too fast and grabed what she thought was the win and found out as she slid to a stop, ~ was the mop !

cantjustcant

CANT grabs the win from chunk and straps on hrm and takes off running down the road

bubblesburst80

while Cant was fumbling with the HRM straps she didn't realise she dropped the WIN and went hurtling off without it! Bubbles grabs the WIN and hides it in the mountain of washing she has to do

ahunkofmexican

While bubbles was busy reaching for the tide cause her whites were extremly dirty Chunk grabbed the win and went on his way to the win , AGAIN !

mommared53

Betty comes out of nowhere, trips Chunk and runs off back to nowhere with the WIN.

ahunkofmexican

Too bad when Betty jumped on her skate board 2 get away, she fell and slammed her face into her skate board and lost the win to chunk ! Its a good thing i had my camcorder :bigsmile:



Ah poor Betty, she'll never look the same after this But her husband likes the improvement !

mommared53

HAHA I'm not married. Fooled you! While chunk was video taping the poor smuck who keeps smashing his face into his skateboard, Betty grabs the WIN and takes off with her new boyfriend on a tandem bike.

ahunkofmexican

:brokenheart: While Betty was posing with the boyfriend who dated her just so he wasn't alone on his tandem bike , Chunks swipes the win and Bettty is none the wiser to the missing win or the temporary boyfriend Brwing it on Betty full of Crocker

mommared53

Betty realizes there are other fish in the sea so she dumps her tandem bike riding boyfriend because he made her sit on the back seat. Realizing Chunk stole the WIN she throws a book at him. When Chunk catches the book, Betty grabs the WIN back and rides off with the man who flirted with her on the bus tonight. :bigsmile:

ahunkofmexican

:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: Hail Queen Betty ! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: She thinks she grabbed the win but in reality she grabbed My fanny pack and got on the wrong bus on a nonstop to nowhere ! Still Under the influence the guy she met on the bus comes to and jumps out window in an attempt to not marry a bridezilla !

ahunkofmexican

Times ticking and Betty is Officially stumped !

:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: Hail Spartacus Chunk ! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

mommared53

Betty looks in the fanny pack and discovers Chunk had put the WIN in it for safe keeping. She waves bye to her almost boyfriend then looks towards the front of the now empty bus when she hears a Barry White sounding voice ask, "So, do you ride this bus often Pretty Lady?"

ahunkofmexican

Betty , so eager to meet the dark voice man at the front of the bus gets up to sit next to the man and leaves the win alone. Chunk , mission impossibles from the roof of the speeding bus to no where and stealthily grabs the win while Betty tries to pick up on the man with out noticing he has a boyfriend ! 2 bad Betty , All the really great men are either married or gay! and he's both ! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: and :sad:

cantjustcant

CANT pats chunk on the head and distracts him with



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and takes the win off to Never never land

ahunkofmexican

Chunk decides to distract CANT and shows her the real thing. While shes thinking of eclairs , Chunk takes back what belongs to him and makes like a tree and leaves!

cantjustcant

CANT is immune to cupcakes and instead grabs the win and some broccoli and heads off to do yoga

ahunkofmexican

On her way to yoga CANT realizes she grabbed the eclair instead :sick: and puts down win to clean the crap off her hand and in a hurry to get to yoga forgets the win on the park bench. Chunk strolls by whistling and sits on the bench , takes a sip of coffee , looks around , then grabs the win and takes off stuffing the win in the pocket of his extremely tight 501 button fly Levis. :blushing:

cantjustcant

UNFORTUNATELY FOR CHUNK HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT CANT GREW UP IN THE 80S AND HAS A THING FOR MEN IN TIGHT PANTS....CANT WRESTLES HIM TO THE GROUND AND GRABS UP THE WIN LEAVING CHUNK WITH A SMILE AND WHISTLING BON JOVI SONGS

ahunkofmexican

:huh: That wasn't the win you grabbed , :blushing: I still got the win ! Come get it again , Butt next time ask before you grab!

cantjustcant

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS THREAD CANT IS LEFT SPEECHLESS! SO SHE GRABS THE REAL WIN FROM CHUNK AND GIVES HIM A PAT ON THE BUTT FOR GOOD MEASURE AND RUNS AWAY BLUSHING

ahunkofmexican

:huh: Chunk realises that Betty and the others gave up ! Realising that Chunk and Cant are the real deal and have very little chance of winning . So Chunk extends hand 2 Cant and as Cant reaches out to Shake his hand , Chunk does a karate chop and flips Cant on her cantcant and catches the win in mid air and runs off snickering ! :laugh:

striderb

So what's the prize for the last post?

bubblesburst80

i'll let you know

striderb

because you think you'll be the last post or you get to decide?

cantjustcant

A STUNNED CANT LOOKS AROUND AND SEES STRIDER TRYING TO TAKE OFF WITH HER WIN....CANT STARTS ROLLING TOWARDS STRIDER LIKE A BOWLING BALL....STRIDER LETS GO OF THE WIN AS CANT WRESTLES CHUNK FOR THE WIN....CANT PREVAILS AND GIVES CHUNK ANOTHER PINCH ON THE TUSH AS SHE RUNS OFF TO THE FINISH LINE

striderb

You think I'll let go of the win simply because you came rolling at me. I think not!!!

ahunkofmexican

As Cant runs to the finish line Chunk pulls out his secrete weapon. Out of his high school pair of 501's he pulls out a wiener and waves it at Cant . Cant rubbing her eyes in disbelief pulls out a packet of mustard and heads towards Chunk. as she is running for the wiener she forgot to hold on to the win tightly and drops it. Chunk waves the wiener and throws it to the left as Cant follows. Chunk swipes the win and continues to hold the win. :bigsmile:

striderb

Damn - you guys are good.

ahunkofmexican

We know ! :laugh: