Last post is the WINNER thread!

sdwelk11

not!!!!!!!!! (the win part) but Can't is still a great friend!

cantjustcant

Silly girl! I shall claim victory for this one too!

sdwelk11

LOL!!!!!!!! At least it was you that won!!! I am glad it was you even if it wasnt me!! Congrats my Friend:flowerforyou:

ahunkofmexican

Well ladies , shall we take a ride in my Maserati and have some martinis , shaken not stirred ?

mommared53

Betty congratulates Debi on the roll and as the ladies ride away with Chunk for drinks, Betty takes the WIN and heads for the nearest dry town where nobody will find her.

ahunkofmexican

While Betty enjoys her dry martini Chunk , Cant , and Debi all gang up on her and tie her up by her favorite chair leaving a beautiful box of bon bons just out of reach ! Cant finishes off her dry Martini while Debi says a short prayer for Betty and Chunk snaps a photo and sends it viral ! They all, minus Betty get in Chunks Maserati and Zoommmmmmmmm off. Suddenly the Maserati stops and the back up lights turn on and the Maserati returns for Betty. As Cant and Debi get out to smear Bettys makeup and pull off her false eye lashes Chunk speeds off with the win ! C'ya later Girls ! :bigsmile:

NotGoddess

Sorry I wasn't here for the finish but I'm so glad you won it this time Cant!

mommared53

After Chunk two-timed Cant and Debi, they untied Betty, gave her the WIN and all three of them tracked Chunk down, tied him up and forcefed him 5 pots of coffee.





Then they invited NotGoddess for a Maserati decorating party.

ahunkofmexican

When Betty woke up from her dream , she realised that none of that could of happened ! :huh: Betty realised that Chunk speed off with the win as she was left with Cant and Debi . In order for Betty to hold the win she must play the order of the game as to who and how the win was with last. Since Betty has a hard time remembering Since she is OLDer ! She tries reaching for the bon bons that Cant and Debi left just a little bit closer to her pudgy fingers 2 reach and she falls out of the ropes that Cant and Debi poorly tied and was free. After a big breakfast of beans and broccoli She called Cant and Debi and said HA hA ! i cut 1 loose , I mean i cut myself loose and going for the win. Chunk is the last one who had it and Betty is determined to get it. Betty , decides to drive her Pope mobile car and as she gets the keys she slips on a packet of mustard that Cant had dropped when she was thinking of the farmer john wiener that Chunk used 2 distract CANT with, and knocks herself unconscious. Chunk , Decides that it has been long enough and turns the spotless Maserati around and heads back to Betty . When Chunk enters the doorway he finds Betty unconscious face first in the kitty liter and her nose right next to a deposit that she forgot to clean. Chunk puts down the win and says a prayer for Betty and miraculously Betty awakes. As Betty starts 2 cry Chunk feels bad that such a nice and simple woman only wanted to hold the win for a few, ~~~~~~~~~~ So Chunk picks up the win and hands it to Betty. ~~~~~~~~~~~, Betty looks up to Chunk and says bless you kind Nobel sir , for i am old and feeble and have very little time left and i need to lose 25 more pounds and by having the win i shall have the confidence to continue on with my success. Chunk , winks at Betty and with a sway of the hip Chunk burns calories as he Discos out the door as a salute to Betty's Golden days ! :drinker:

bubblesburst80

Chunk got a little carried away with his dancing and tripped over his own feet right into the arms of Bubbles who wasn't feeling too happy at being left out of the win, she grabs the win, throws Chunk to the floor and runs off into the night

mommared53

Betty cracks up while reading Chunks post. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Then she grabs his car keys and hops into his Maserati, does a few doughnuts on him and speeds off after Bubbles. When she catches up to Bubbles, Betty grabs the WIN, turns around and heads back towards Chunk who jumps out of the way fearing that Betty has come back to do some more doughnuts on him. Instead Betty honks at him and flashes the WIN as she speeds on by laughing gleefully.

Oh, btw, Betty doesn't drive a Pope mobile car because she's not Catholic. :bigsmile:

pmcder10

So who won?

ahunkofmexican

After Betty showed her true colors, :grumble: Chunk offers the newbie pmcder10 his hand to say hello , As pmcder10 reaches out CHUNK DOES ANOTHER KARATE CHOP and flips pmcder10 over the fence into the neighbors yard where a great Dane ready for affection pounces on pmcder10 and licks the last of her blond hair coloring off and shows the real brunette hair color and the graying roots. Chunk now pulls out another secrete weapon , his personal remote control application and scrolls down to the eject button. As Betty was driving not aware that pmcder10 had stolen the win and lost it to chunk , Chunk hits eject just as Betty was turning the corner in front of the kitty litter factory and he taps EJECT. as Betty is ejected she flies threw the air with not the greatest of ease as the ejector seat has a weight limit :laugh: the seat hesitates and stops short of clearing the factory. As the seat heads down do to the heaviness it crashes safely thru the roof and splashes into the the fresh and clean ( unlike at home ) kitty litter. Chunk now sets the Maserati to return home safely and picks Chunk and the Win up. Chunk turns on the radio and lets the top down and Zoommmmmmmmmmm 's off down to the coast 2 find Cant.

mommared53

Betty rides on a giant kitty cat who is trying to get back to the jungle. As they are crossing the road they spot Chunk walking along carrying a gas can. Seems his Maserati ran out of gas. Poor thing. The giant kitty cat leaps on Chunk and starts licking his face. Betty grabs the WIN back and hops on the back of a passing Harley driven by a hunk named Andre' and they speed off down the highway.

ahunkofmexican

As Betty and her hunk Andre' speed off down the highway on his Harley , The Harley too has a weight limit. :laugh: The tires begin to deflate and Andre' pushes Betty off the bike and picks up a slimmer more younger Chick and speed off. Chunk after filling his Maserati with water and the latest science of gas technology pill. Starts the furious Maserati up. Chunk Press the eliminator button and the Maserati transforms into the Betty Eliminator ! Chunk punches the gas pedal and slams it in gear and speeds off directly towards Betty. Betty beginning to shake in her panty hoses Panics,and begins to run in circles and much like a chicken without a head Betty begins 2 say AH Cluck ! Chunk is speeding straight towards Betty~~~~~As Betty continues to read whats about to happen to her v
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Suddenly Betty remembers ALL THINGS THRU PRAYER ! She gets on her knees and begins to pray. As chunk get closer he begins to see a halo forming around Betty. Chunk who is a Catholic , knows that all he has to do is go 2 confession and put money in the donation basket , Steps on the gas pedal all the way. Betty on her last bead of rosary says " Ah screw this ", and jumps out of the way and right in the mouth of the giant kitty cat Who begins to choke on betty's hair. Ahee Ahee Ahee aaaa heeee. The giant kitty cat throws up a giant Betty hair ball and then proceeds to lick the vomit up. As Betty is covered in Cat vomit she begins to struggle as the giant kitty is almost done licking up whats left of the vomit. Betty once again turns 2 Chunk 4 help. Chunk who has already turned the Maserati around revs the engine. Veroom ! Veroom ! EeeeRRRRRRRR As the Maserati get closer Betty folds her hands and prays again, This time perhaps 4 the LAST time. While Betty is praying she lets go of the win and just as Chunk is about to Help Betty have a FLAT BELLY swerves and grabs the win ! and takes off down the road knowing he was a good Catholic for not harming Betty !

fit4mom

That's great. I'm laughing so hard I'm losing myself. ROFLOL

ahunkofmexican

While fit4mom is laughing she rofl right off the side of theporch and into a muddy puddle and loses the win 2 Chunk !

fit4mom

MAN! I just got bested by a hot dog!

ahunkofmexican

As fit4mom got the best hot dog bump ! She decides that she has to have carbs again. She takes the win with her to the kitchen and begins to EAT! Since fit4mom never puts herself first or have time for herself she begins to ignore the kids who r hungry too ! She throws a piece of carrot at them and tells them to go do something charitable like get mom more ICE CREAM . When the kids come back they find that fit4mom has eaten everything. The kids go outside and yell 4 help ! Just then Chunk cruises by and screeches 2 a stop. The kids beg the stylish Hot Dog driver to help get there mom out of the kitchen , not because they care but because they didn't want mom to get to the secrete stash of Yoo Hoo's that the kids earned while helping little old ladies like Betty across the street. Chunk whips out his pocket knife and unscrews the door off the hinges and proceeds 2 push fit4mom out the door. Chunk realises that he needs to find motivation so he calls Willy Wonka for help. In a flash 10 Umpa Lumpas show up and begin 2 sing .suddenly fit4mom begins to jiggle and giggle. Umpa,umpa, umpa, umpa soon fit is thru the door. The Umpa Lumpas carry fit to Wonka land and the kids cheer cause no homework and they have there Yoo Hoos. Since fits children do not know how to play this game they find the win and give it to Chunk. Chunk thanks the children with praise and healthy snacks and tells them not to worry that mommy will be back just as soon as she loses the last 4 pounds!

fit4mom

Fit4mom breaks outa wonka land with a crazed chocolate buzzed look on her face. Chunks was very impressed by fit4mom's diligent determination to keep going and ran crying shaking in his boots as fit4mom blazed past Chunks leaving behind the sent of burnt rubber from her stylish Newbalance Kicks. Fit4mom races to the fountain and grabs a drink remembering her kids in the next room as Chunks had given them a garbage bag full of chocolate and a fridge full of soda to sabotage fit4mom's efforts at peace. Fit4mom saves the day giving her kids the look and besmirching their efforts to climb the walls. Fit4mom slumps on the couch in relieved exasperation as she victoriously nibbled on a piece of dark chocolate.

ahunkofmexican

Fit, Still not recovered from wonka land, Goes on a bender. She locks the doors and proceeds to the Children's Halloween candy bags. She begins 2 eat and eat and eat. Soon as fit begins to swell cause chocolate makes her gassy , begins to regret eating so much that she is stuck on her back on the floor. Chunk once again uses his pocket knife and pops open the 99 cent door lock and walks right up 2 fit. she begs him to have mercy as Chunk unwraps a mr good bar. Knowing that fit is allergic to peanuts. She begs and begs but chunk shoves the whole bar in her mouth cause it wasn't easy and waits.......tick.......tick......tick......tick......suddenly there is a rumble Chunk grabs fit by the pinkie toe and spins fit 180 degrees and aims her Buttocks at the safe that fit locked the win in. 5.....4........3.........2.........1 fit lets out a huge FART and blows the door to the safe open. Chunk who already put on a government approved gas mask walk over to the safe and grabs the win. Fit , who has begun 2 un swell said , " I'd rather give birth over, then do that again " and passes out do 2 the smell. chunk drives off and waits 2 enjoys the next encounter.

fit4mom

Fit4mom comes to and sees a trail of misjudgement leading to a line of burnt rubber from an oversized Mercedes Benze. Fit4mom grabs her white stallion and gallops down the trail that spoke of foreboding. As fit4mom goes a mile down the road she catches Chunks walking on food leaving behind a flipped over spun out of control unscratched car. Chunks rubs eyes in disappointed disbelief as fit4mom races past, side saddle grabbing the reward smoothly out of Chunks pocket. Thinking, empassioned by Chunks trailing injured yellow belly orphaned ducks, she stops and hands back the reward. Fit4mom explains that anyone who has the compassion to care for orphaned ducks and run a farm for mistreated onelegged munchkins indeed deserved the reward. Fit4mom gave the reward to chunks and with a soft pat on the back of well done walked back to the house (burning off the excess calories from all that missjudgement of regrettably eaten candy) and a sigh of relief that deep down inside she was a winner.

ahunkofmexican

SUCKER ! I still have the reward of the win ! P.S. thanks for not scratching the over sized Mercedes Benz . :bigsmile:
Chunk says under his breath , but forgot 2 turn off the subtitles. Fit who carries a remote control cause she's 2 lazy 2 get up and change the channel hits mute as Chunk's trailing injured yellow belly orphaned ducks Quack obscene remarks for being called yellow belly. Fit realises as she was walking home that the ducks waddell has become a flash mob of running ducks. Fit regrets her vanity of choosing her stylish New Balance Kicks , instead of Nike's and loses BALANCE as she stepped on the scattered food chunk was donating 2 the mistreated one legged munchkins . As the mighty Ducks catch up to fit they begin to pinch her all over and securing her to the ground like Gulliver face first as her rather large hiney is exposed just at the right height for the one legged munchkins. The munchkins paired in two , 1 to the left and 1 to the right. Together they are able to get in line to kick her so the extra 4 pounds spread out evenly. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ..............................This goes on for a really long time cause the last 4 pounds are always very hard to make disappear.
Finally as number 100 gets her chance to kick fit in the now slimmer hiney. they let go and fit begins 2 mumble why me ! why me ! BUTT i'm Christian ! The ducks hi 5 the one legged munchkins. They all gather around the MASERATI and flip it back right side up. Chunk makes sure to send 4 a bus to take the munchkins and mighty ducks safely home , minus the much needed food Grrrrrr ! Chunk drives up next to fit and takes one look , and begins 2 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . Chunk speeds off throwing a mirror at fit , so she can C herself. As chunk is very far away with the win , Fit looks in the mirror and GASP ! instant Beverly Hills Collagen injection , Fit looks 20 all over again with full lips and cheeks and less wrinkle lines. A far cry from before :sad: . Fit :drinker: waves a tremendous thanks 2 Chunk and jumps on a passing turtle for a lift home sipping a slim fast on the way.

fit4mom

Fit, looks in amazement as Chunks Mercedes turns into a Maserati. In Chunks haste to flee he did not realize that the brainwashed munchkins and yellow bellied orphaned ducks (who apperantly had issues with self identification because Chunk would make them stare in the mirror every morning and shout,"you are a blue bellied duck, yellow bellied ducks have red hair") came to their good senses as their hearts grew 3 times that day from the kindness of fit. They came running to the aid of Fit and surrounded Chunk in dismayed astonishment for his betrayel to humanity. They hoisted Fit on their shoulders shouting, "For she's a jolly good amazing 20 looking, skinny fanny, fast running friend of munchkins that nobody can deny."
Chunks laughter turned into fits of :sad: as Chunk realized there was no hope of escape. The one legged munchkins now dawned prosthetic legs donated by the newly founded (appearantly fast acting) munchkins with one leg foundation. They held chunk at bay with the look as he pondered his life choices and wondered if he could have had some better common sense. The yellow bellied ducks who were better now as they went through the (appearantly also fast acting) deprogramming unnecessary brainwashing therapy that Fit had generously provided. They waddled up to Chunk and with snorts of dismay grabbed the reward from Chunks hands and donated it to the: I can't believe how obviously bored this guy is, but yet creative, foundation. Laughing in victory :laugh: Fit gives the munchkins and yellow bellied ducks high fives as they were finally free from Chunks obviously deceptive attempts to provide comfort to those in need, when Chunk was secretly conniving a plan to create an army of unassuming but kickers to create skinny women to do his bidding of slipping into those hard to reach places Chunk couldn't get to with his oversize 10 pack muscles. (Somebody over did it with the steroids, though not Chunks fault as a result of asthma treatments gone wrong that Chunk took as a youth) Chunk walked away hanging his head and shaking it in dismay :emberased: as his heart grew 3 times that day and donated the car to the munchkins new foundation.

ahunkofmexican

Since Chunk is So bored that he took the time to play a game for the last few days that Fit and her pals have played for ever ! Since they are married to a ball and chain , Chunk grabs fits ball and throws it and fit in the ocean chain and all including the win. For Chunk will never see the win ever again or fit as she sinks ino the deepest part of the ocean.

ninerbuff

COM is killing me!!!! Keep it coming!!! WIN!!!


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bubblesburst80

yep keep it coming - pass it on, thanks!

fit4mom

Fit lay at the bottom of the ocean pondering (since she'd only been after the prize for 24 hrs.) (and she's had great fun doing it) Chunks sadness as a mermaid came by to release the ball and chain, delivering her to the shore of Eden. There she found Chunk pouting and gave him a hug. "Well that just sucks Chunk, I thought we'd be friends" and to Fit's amazement Chunk gave her the slip and ran with the prize. Little did he know there was fine print to the prize (in order to cash in the prize it must be delivered and turned in with the help of a friend. No prizes are elligible without ethical treatment of dolphins and helping hands of a friend. Not accepted in Canada or Hawaii.) So there Chunk was astounded at what He did not know and realized that for the win he'd have to swallow his pride and accept the hand of goodwill from whom he'd chosen to be his very own nemesisesisesis. So on Chunk trekked to find the illusive hope of gaining the reward.

mommared53

In the meantime, Betty slips in and claims the WIN.

bubblesburst80

Betty's that busy looking over her shoulder she misses the step and throws the win away to catch herself, Bubbles says thankyou and run off to the forrest