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  • jlzrdking
    jlzrdking Posts: 501 Member
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    Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
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    If life hands you lemons, go find someone who's life handed them vodka.

    This one.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, unless that medicine is insulin
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    If life hands you lemons, go find someone who's life handed them vodka.
    That someone would be me...
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    My lemon juice is made from artificial flavoring, but my dish soap is made with real lemons.
  • susanswan
    susanswan Posts: 1,194 Member
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    Because light travels faster than sound, you appear bright until you speak.

    Great minds think alike, unfortunately so do stupid ones.

    Famous last words: Hey, watch This!

    Ha! Ha! Ha!!!!!!
  • susanswan
    susanswan Posts: 1,194 Member
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    It's just a case of "mind over matter". If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    The male version of a cougar is a pedophile.

    When rearranged, "mother in law" spells "woman hitler."

    I've learned more from Google than from school

    "It's the thought that counts" doesn't apply to exercise and dieting.

    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    I've got The body of a GOD. And YES they're real. -Buddha.
  • hpsnickers1
    hpsnickers1 Posts: 2,783 Member
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    Most people are like Slinkies, relatively useless, but fun to push down stairs

    I like this one!!
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
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    Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are stupid and women are crazy and the reason women are crazy is because men are stupid :smile:

    Now I feel the need to duck because someone will inevitably get pissed about what is supposed to be a joke *sigh*
  • susanswan
    susanswan Posts: 1,194 Member
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    It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. .......This is not just a saying, but I've actually proven it to be correct myself more than once! = D
  • susanswan
    susanswan Posts: 1,194 Member
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    Some of you might tend to agree with this one: In order to live longer you must give up the things that make you want to live longer.

    Sad, but true!
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
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    Really? No takers... fine I will post it all myself.. I can have my very own thread.... LOL...

    69% of people can find something dirty in every sentence

    HAHA
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
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    Because light travels faster than sound, you appear bright until you speak.

    I will be using this one this weekend. LOL

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