Worst blind date ever???

SoldierDad

Hello my gorgeous darlings! So anyone who knows me knows I don't date but there are several women at my church (and one of ym scouts moms) that wants to date me. Well to that end the kids grandmother has invited two of those ladies to the family bbq this weekend! So that made me think of bad "blind" dates. Whats your worst? Mine was when a friend hooked me up with a firend. Turned out she was 25 years older than me. Which wouldnt have been a big deal but it kind of blin sided me.She tried to kiss me the whole date which made me very uncomfortable. At the end of the date she offered to let me date her daughter since I wasnt into her... Very akward! Very creepy!

jessemerson86

I went out to dinner with a guy, and he ordered rice as his only side. I asked him why no veggies, and he tried to convince me that rice was a vegetable (because it's not a meat or a fruit). He then stole food off my plate (a huge pet peeve). He also spent the entire meal staring at me and making comments such as "you're so lovely." It was extremely uncomfortable. I really just couldn't get over him thinking rice was a vegetable.

wadesha

lol the ending really made me laugh.

nomorefatbitch

Can't say it was the WORST blind date, but I MARRIED my only blind date...32 years ago next month

mindy14456

I only agreed to a blind date once, so the one and only was to a scientist named Horst. I think that says it all! LOL

glockster972

I only agreed to a blind date once, so the one and only was to a scientist named Horst. I think that says it all! LOL

Yeah I bet that WAS a good time!

Murphk323

I've never been on a blind date.

jamielise2

My worst was a setup by my roommate. He asked me out to dinner and a movie. Came to pick me up, seemed like everything was going fine...then he said "I didn't get a paper so I want to swing by the theater first". No big deal, right? Well, he swings by, and sees that one he wants to see in starting in 90 minutes so he parks and says we're going in. We buy the tickets, and then go sit in the theater more than an hour before start time. The whole time we're talking he's saying how he lives at home (he's 38) because it's nice to have someone cook his meals and clean up after him. About 30 minutes in he disappears with no explanation...and comes back with 2 HUGE popcorns and 2 HUGE cherry cokes. Didn't ask me what i wanted. I'm trying to be polite, so I'm drinking more sugar than I've had in 10 years. Halfway through the movie he groans and puts down his popcorn. At the end of the movie he says "I forgot, but popcorn gives me a gut-ache. I don't feel well, I'll just take you home". Well, at this point I LOST it. I said "You know what, that's a great idea. I'm not feeling well either. Maybe it's because I haven't had any real food in 8 hours". He drove me home and I never spoke with him again.

mindy14456

I only agreed to a blind date once, so the one and only was to a scientist named Horst. I think that says it all! LOL

Yeah I bet that WAS a good time!

LOL Yep, he spent the entire time telling me how brilliant and wonderful he was! OMG it was the most painful hour of my life!!

poopoomonkey1978

my worst blind date the guy came to meet me and go out with my friends, after that we went to the lake and lets just say he is a pro fisher you might want to say a master baiter of sorts. I actually went on one more blind date after that and have been dating that man for the past 11 years on the 9th of September

thegymbunny

You need to tell dating prospects that if things do not work out, you have no interest in their sisters, mothers, brothers, sisters, cousins, grandmas ect.


Sorry it was so bad of a date.

christine24t

haha these are too funny! i've never been on a date before and these make me nervous lol!

skinnylove00

we talked a bit on facebook before we dated so it wasnt an actual blind date...he asked me beforehand if i was the kind of girl that kisses on the first date. i joked, `ah, well, the only person who gets that close to my mouth is my dentist!!` so he prints out a fake dentist school certificate from the internet and puts his name on it and then gives it to me when i first get in the car.......needless to say, it was an awkward night lol

nitka653

I really just couldn't get over him thinking rice was a vegetable.

Just to play devil's :devil: advocate... Doesn't rice grow? Wouldn't that make it something similar? LOL

I too have never been on a blind date, unless hubby surprising me and refusing to say where we're going counts :blushing:

thegymbunny

we talked a bit on facebook before we dated so it wasnt an actual blind date...he asked me beforehand if i was the kind of girl that kisses on the first date. i joked, `ah, well, the only person who gets that close to my mouth is my dentist!!` so he prints out a fake dentist school certificate from the internet and puts his name on it and then gives it to me when i first get in the car.......needless to say, it was an awkward night lol

ok that's kind of cute. lol

sunkisses

Went to the movies with a cop. He stayed on his personal cell phone the entire time I was in the car (talking with a friend) on the way there. We were supposed to meet up with his friends. They show up. He doesn't introduce me to them. After the movie I go to get into the passenger side of the car, and there's a note from a girl to him stuck in the window. LOL I didn't open it - just had chick's handwriting on it. I was like "This is for you." I didn't have anything to say to him 'cause I just wanted to never see him again. I did NOT initiate this date whatsoever. He already had seen me before so it wasn't THAT blind, and I'm not that ugly. Flash forward a year and I get into a fender bender. Who's the cop? You guessed it, Officer Dipsh!t. He acted like no time had passed and we were old buddies. I was like - "whatever removes my liability in this accident."

TheYoungRetiree

I've had several... and several awful ones! The worst one was: the guy showed up with a buddy of his and took me to Hooters for dinner. Not that I mind Hooters, but they were rude to the waitress the whole time (in a very sexual/chauvanistic way). When they dropped me off at home, he left his buddy in the car so we could check the newspaper for movie times (like that was going to happen). He proceeded to try to get in my pants on my back porch (with my grandma right through the door!) and kept talking about hunting and eating squirrel. Yeah, that was the worst one, by far!

beamishcas

Can't say it was the WORST blind date, but I MARRIED my only blind date...32 years ago next month

It was kind of like a blind date. A mutual friend introduced us ... 2 weeks after that we had our first date. 6 weeks later engaged 13 months later, I married him. Been married almost 22 years.

aquasw16

I had a guy tell me he was 5'11 and when we got out of our cars to say hello, he hopped out, and turns out, he is a midget (little person, whatever). No kidding!

kellywaller1

I haven't been on a blind date in a long time, however the few I went on if I didn't like them I suddenly got a headache and had to go home!!!!

JennLifts

we talked a bit on facebook before we dated so it wasnt an actual blind date...he asked me beforehand if i was the kind of girl that kisses on the first date. i joked, `ah, well, the only person who gets that close to my mouth is my dentist!!` so he prints out a fake dentist school certificate from the internet and puts his name on it and then gives it to me when i first get in the car.......needless to say, it was an awkward night lol

ok that's kind of cute. lol

agree LOL he really liked you!

Scott613

There are rules for blind dates. Never tell her what your plans are( Its a surprise, you are now mysterious). You always make 2 reservations. one at a nice place and another at a crappy place. When you meet for the first time you can just tell if you two will hit it off. If you feel it go to the nice place and if your not feeling on her, cause she wont let you....... hello micky d's.

JennLifts

I had a guy tell me he was 5'11 and when we got out of our cars to say hello, he hopped out, and turns out, he is a midget (little person, whatever). No kidding!

I just howled outloud with laughter. that's a terrible surprise to play on someone!

JennLifts

Can't say it was the WORST blind date, but I MARRIED my only blind date...32 years ago next month

It was kind of like a blind date. A mutual friend introduced us ... 2 weeks after that we had our first date. 6 weeks later engaged 13 months later, I married him. Been married almost 22 years.

that's SO cute

Leola2011

I was in college and a girlfriend wanted to set me up with her boyfriend's roommate. I was told he was very artistic and liked to paint and dance. That piqued my interest. We were all supposed to get together over his apartment to watch a football game. I figured there would be a lot of people there so if we didn't hit it off, at least I might have other people to talk to. When I got there, the only other people was my friend and her boyfriend. We sat down to watch the game and this dude...I don't even remember his name...laid his head in my lap!!!!! I immediately made him get off me and when he sat up, there was a stain on my pants. He had a Jheri curl and his curl activator left a big circle on my pants (which, incidentally, weren't even mine....I'd borrowed them from my BFF)!!!!! I tried to get over that and asked him to show me some of his art. Do you know that the art he showed me was work I'd seen done by other artists I knew? He tried to pass it off as his own. I was insulted by his forwardness and his presumption that I didn't know anything about art. I was ticked off about the pants, too.

SmartFunGorgeous

I've only ever been on one blind date, and it was actually not too bad... until he got home and called me, crying, telling me now much he was still in love with my bff, who had set us up. Yep, she didn't want him, so she pawned him off on me. And he was sooo cute and tall! Cowboy, who played the guitar and sang, and had pretty teeth! :bigsmile: But I couldn't handle all the crying the big boy dished out over my FRIEND. :noway: Ugh, he dated me so we could talk about her. Nice one, Jason. And don't even get me started on HER! :explode:

P.s. Good luck with your dates, Cowboy! No crying on a first blind date!

Leola2011

Great friend.

sunkisses

We sat down to watch the game and this dude...I don't even remember his name...laid his head in my lap!!!!! I immediately made him get off me and when he sat up, there was a stain on my pants. He had a Jheri curl and his curl activator left a big circle on my pants

funniest ever. I'm not laughing at your expense, I swear. I'm laughing out loud, though.

SoldierDad

I've only ever been on one blind date, and it was actually not too bad... until he got home and called me, crying, telling me now much he was still in love with my bff, who had set us up. Yep, she didn't want him, so she pawned him off on me. And he was sooo cute and tall! Cowboy, who played the guitar and sang, and had pretty teeth! :bigsmile: But I couldn't handle all the crying the big boy dished out over my FRIEND. :noway: Ugh, he dated me so we could talk about her. Nice one, Jason. And don't even get me started on HER! :explode:

P.s. Good luck with your dates, Cowboy! No crying on a first blind date!

These are not blind dates. I knwo the women! And its not even a date. Though Nana is tryign to make it one.

SmartFunGorgeous

These are not blind dates. I knwo the women! And its not even a date. Though Nana is tryign to make it one.

Well, enjoy yourself, cause you just never know! I'm going to join Team Nana!

Kagard11

Oh Ed, Stacy will be BESIDE herself if she knows this happened! But about me. Oh how do I count the ways?! Here are my top 3 blind dates!
The first picked me up to take me to dinner and a movie. I am dressed nicely, he shows up in a dirty sweatshirts and dirty jeans and proceeds to take me to the McDonalds drive through and is so shy he can't even really talk to me.

Some years later, I went on one with the friend of o coworker and her fiancé. He did NOT speak ENGLISH!!!!!! The date was me sitting next to him with my friend on my other side and her fiancé on his other side translating the entire night!!!!! Holy CRAP!!!!!!

My LAST blind date was with this guy who I spoke to on the phone in advance and we decided to meet at this place called Jillians. They have pool and darts and music and games etc..... So he tells me what he will be wearing, and I show up early and sit at the bar. Now he was set up with me by a business colleague who knew I was looking, and painted this guy as a great match for me. He walks in and I recognize the jacket he said he would wear. I then notice that he is this very short very heavy guy with a terrible limp, greasy blonde curly hair and the thickest glasses that I have ever seen, and a crumpled brown bag in his hand. The bag had darts in it, and the only thing that saved the night was that I saw friends there that night, I faked a belly ache, and said I had to go. When he walked out, I told him that I had to run back in for a minute , but he should feel free to go....... I haven't been on a blind date again since!!!!!!!