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ladies. Can we just call it our period?

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  • Ok then perhaps us men should start up threads to discuss the intricacies of ball itch and how that ties into fromunda situations.


    ROFLOL!!!!!!
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    what if it is my TOM/Mensis/period/shark week and I don't gain weight? Am I doing it wrong?
  • what if it is my TOM/Mensis/period/shark week and I don't gain weight? Am I doing it wrong?

    Step 1: Check to see if in fact you are a female
    Step 2: Rejoice if you are in fact a female and have not gained weight
    Step 3: Rub it into the faces of other females
    Step 4: Find a name for your TOM/Mensis/period/shark week that celebrates your victory in not gaining weight
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    what if it is my TOM/Mensis/period/shark week and I don't gain weight? Am I doing it wrong?

    Step 1: Check to see if in fact you are a female
    Step 2: Rejoice if you are in fact a female and have not gained weight
    Step 3: Rub it into the faces of other females
    Step 4: Find a name for your TOM/Mensis/period/shark week that celebrates your victory in not gaining weight

    answer 1 yes, I am. wait...nope still woman
    answer 2 WOOHOO *gets out party favors
    answer 3 nanny nanny boo boo
    answer 4 How about Kevin?

    *wink*
  • val071418
    val071418 Posts: 96 Member
    I prefer "surfing the crimson wave" ;)


    *like*

    :tongue:
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
    i guess i'd rather hear about your period than your colon.

    Wow! That's craptastic!
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
    I only have the ghost of Aunt Flo monthly now. lol
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    We must keep people aware of it.
    Until there is a cure.

    Being pregnant is the only one I know of and that only "cures" it for 9 months. And just look at the side effects....
    <

    Or Hysterectomy! Worked like a charm!
  • "It's like a crime scene in my pants."
  • what if it is my TOM/Mensis/period/shark week and I don't gain weight? Am I doing it wrong?

    Step 1: Check to see if in fact you are a female
    Step 2: Rejoice if you are in fact a female and have not gained weight
    Step 3: Rub it into the faces of other females
    Step 4: Find a name for your TOM/Mensis/period/shark week that celebrates your victory in not gaining weight

    answer 1 yes, I am. wait...nope still woman
    answer 2 WOOHOO *gets out party favors
    answer 3 nanny nanny boo boo
    answer 4 How about Kevin?

    *wink*

    1: Congrats on being a woman
    2. Hope you find someone to celebrate with
    3. Hey, that offends me...
    4. Hey, that offends Kevin!!!!

    ROFL
    LOL
    TWRFILSOIPMP (that was really funny, I laughed so hard...I peed my pants)
  • what if it is my TOM/Mensis/period/shark week and I don't gain weight? Am I doing it wrong?

    Step 1: Check to see if in fact you are a female
    Step 2: Rejoice if you are in fact a female and have not gained weight
    Step 3: Rub it into the faces of other females
    Step 4: Find a name for your TOM/Mensis/period/shark week that celebrates your victory in not gaining weight

    answer 1 yes, I am. wait...nope still woman
    answer 2 WOOHOO *gets out party favors
    answer 3 nanny nanny boo boo
    answer 4 How about Kevin?

    *wink*

    1: Congrats on being a woman
    2. Hope you find someone to celebrate with
    3. Hey, that offends me...
    4. Hey, that offends Kevin!!!!

    ROFL
    LOL
    TWRFILSOIPMP (that was really funny, I laughed so hard...I peed my pants)

    oops forgot the H in there somewhere teeeeheeeeee
    RAIS: Running away in shame
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