If you were going to go to jail...

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overzoelous
overzoelous Posts: 161 Member
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What would it be for?
I'll start.







Sexual harassment.
(Even though I don't think you can be arrested for sexual harassment alone, but it could lead to a criminal charge which could get you arrested, so roll with it).
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Drugs.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
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    theft.

    in all seriousess tho, if i was in such a position that i had no home, and couldnt afford food. i would grab a bat or other weapon, and hold up some place.

    now before you go all righteous on me, i would do this to a place that would have sufficient insurance to get their money back, not a small little place that would actually suffer from the loss. and it would be an absolutely last resort.

    now my reasoning for do this is 2 fold.

    a) if im not caught, i will have money to buy food, shelter etc, temporarily.
    b) if am caught, i will be placed in jail where i will have food, shelter etc, temporarily

    :D
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
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    Drugs.

    Exactly
  • Helenatrandom
    Helenatrandom Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Laughing too loudly and disturbing the peace! :laugh:
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
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    Murder

    ::edit::

    Sorry...

    Mass Murder
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
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    Im not sure what the exact legal terminology is but

    Public Brawling
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
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    Indecent exposure.
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
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    assaulting stupid people.
  • Slinkybaz
    Slinkybaz Posts: 312 Member
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    Drugs.

    Selling her drugs

    Coz she'd give me up in a second for a lighter sentence the snitch
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
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    Drugs.

    Exactly

    trying to trade drugs for sex with these 2.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    assaulting stupid people.

    This. I hold myself back. A lot. :laugh:
  • jmatthews75
    jmatthews75 Posts: 525 Member
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    Work. I do it 5 times a week.. lol
  • jmatthews75
    jmatthews75 Posts: 525 Member
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    and there are plenty of stupid people in here you can keep kicking *kitten*...
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
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    Work. I do it 5 times a week.. lol

    Lmao :D
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    Being a baller.
  • Dolphingirlie81
    Dolphingirlie81 Posts: 322
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    assaulting stupid people.

    This. I hold myself back. A lot. :laugh:

    I'm with ya
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
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    Solicitation of prostitution of female BearTigers


    either that or an old and irrelevant horse and buggy law. I get pulled over all the time when I'm going to the General Store anyway.
  • ajk828
    ajk828 Posts: 335
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    Exceeding the speed limit.

    Like massively.



    And for being too sexy as well.
  • SDMS
    SDMS Posts: 36 Member
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    Assaulting men who wear skinny jeans. You know who you are!
  • jmatthews75
    jmatthews75 Posts: 525 Member
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    haha,. Speeding and being sexy... She can't drive 55....

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