If you were going to go to jail...

overzoelous

What would it be for?
I'll start.







Sexual harassment.
(Even though I don't think you can be arrested for sexual harassment alone, but it could lead to a criminal charge which could get you arrested, so roll with it).

Contrarian

Drugs.

zorbaru

theft.

in all seriousess tho, if i was in such a position that i had no home, and couldnt afford food. i would grab a bat or other weapon, and hold up some place.

now before you go all righteous on me, i would do this to a place that would have sufficient insurance to get their money back, not a small little place that would actually suffer from the loss. and it would be an absolutely last resort.

now my reasoning for do this is 2 fold.

a) if im not caught, i will have money to buy food, shelter etc, temporarily.
b) if am caught, i will be placed in jail where i will have food, shelter etc, temporarily

MrsCon40

Drugs.

Exactly

Helenatrandom

Laughing too loudly and disturbing the peace! :laugh:

1_up

Murder

::edit::

Sorry...

Mass Murder

Kohadre

Im not sure what the exact legal terminology is but

Public Brawling

joakool

Indecent exposure.

AZTrailRunner

assaulting stupid people.

Slinkybaz

Drugs.

Selling her drugs

Coz she'd give me up in a second for a lighter sentence the snitch

yummy♥

Drugs.

Exactly

trying to trade drugs for sex with these 2.

bregalad5

assaulting stupid people.

This. I hold myself back. A lot. :laugh:

jmatthews75

Work. I do it 5 times a week.. lol

jmatthews75

and there are plenty of stupid people in here you can keep kicking *kitten*...

1_up

Work. I do it 5 times a week.. lol

Lmao

hush7hush

Being a baller.

Dolphingirlie81

assaulting stupid people.

This. I hold myself back. A lot. :laugh:

I'm with ya

PatientBearTiger

Solicitation of prostitution of female BearTigers


either that or an old and irrelevant horse and buggy law. I get pulled over all the time when I'm going to the General Store anyway.

ajk828

Exceeding the speed limit.

Like massively.



And for being too sexy as well.

SDMS

Assaulting men who wear skinny jeans. You know who you are!

jmatthews75

haha,. Speeding and being sexy... She can't drive 55....

PegasusDeb

Lewd acts in public! :devil:

srenebailey

I like that one!

ChrisStoney

conspiracy.

MrsCon40

Drugs.

Exactly

trying to trade drugs for sex with these 2.

Not sure you have to try too hard.

kadoodle76

Murder

::edit::

Sorry...

Mass Murder

nooo, thats not creepy at all....*shudder*

Contrarian

Drugs.

Exactly

trying to trade drugs for sex with these 2.

Not sure you have to try too hard.

Or at all, really...

JDNOX

Flirting

engineman312

they would never take me alive.

ilookthetype

Arson.

Fires are pretty.

Cooriander

resisting arrest.