If you were going to go to jail...

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  • srenebailey
    srenebailey Posts: 39 Member
    If I were to go to jail, it would def be for stealing LOADS of money...hey, if I gotta go, I may as well enjoy life a little!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Carrying my guns out in the open
  • chuckyp
    chuckyp Posts: 693 Member
    Blowing up an emissions testing facility.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Drugs.

    This is exactly what I went to jail for. Possession of a controlled substance and possession of paraphernalia.
  • MrsSpratt
    MrsSpratt Posts: 200 Member
    assaulting stupid people.
    You stole my answer.
  • Cooriander
    Cooriander Posts: 2,848 Member
    Blowing up an emissions testing facility.

    time to get a new car?
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Murder

    ::edit::

    Sorry...

    Mass Murder

    nooo, thats not creepy at all....*shudder*

    :flowerforyou:
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    I have a teenage daughter, so child abuse is the safe bet.
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    Assault...
  • brianward81
    brianward81 Posts: 217 Member
    resisting arrest.

    Gah! I was scrolling through the replies on the first page and I thought, haha - I'll write "Resisting Arrest". Then you had to beat me to it.

    So I'll change my answer to; Punching a hamster when I saw my original answer was already used.
  • leilani♥
    leilani♥ Posts: 579
    Murdering every single dumb **** I've ever come across :)
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
    Never been to jail within the US.... Wasn't so lucky in other places...
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    I've already been tossed out of a bar for assault. I've already assaulted a police officer. Seems like I have an issue with keeping my hands to myself :-P
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Drugs.

    This is exactly what I went to jail for. Possession of a controlled substance and possession of paraphernalia.

    Great. You can help me do it properly. :)
  • jmatthews75
    jmatthews75 Posts: 525 Member
    Overtime?
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Human trafficking with the intent to kill, dismember, process and manufacture for sale human organs and tissue for the process of trafficking in human organs and tissues.
    Or failure to appear on a fix it ticket.
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    Bar fight brawl....:tongue: Lol
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Copyright infringement. This isnt really one Im joking about. Ive legitimized my buisness so I am using proper licensing professionally, but not sure how far that extends personally
  • MisterDubs303
    MisterDubs303 Posts: 1,216 Member
    Kidnapping and torturing people I catch tagging up my property, Jack Bauer style.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,030 Member
    Trepassing in AREA 51
  • porffor
    porffor Posts: 1,210 Member
    I wrote one but due to this being on the WWW and perhaps it being brought up in court deleted it.. :flowerforyou:

    I am honestly normally a calm person, but push me in a corner and I'll bring out my lioness side! That'd be enough to land me in jail. :laugh:
  • porffor
    porffor Posts: 1,210 Member
    Copyright infringement. This isnt really one Im joking about. Ive legitimized my buisness so I am using proper licensing professionally, but not sure how far that extends personally

    Half the world (including me) would be in jail for this one! :laugh: I have to gag my middle daughter in DVD stores! :blushing:
  • pinkgigi
    pinkgigi Posts: 693 Member
    I'm so glad the gun laws are strict in Australia, because my ex-husband ..... let's say we are both lucky!

    GG
  • FindingFit50s
    FindingFit50s Posts: 162
    Blowing up an emissions testing facility.

    I had to check your profile... I thought you must live in Maryland! They have that crap in Arizona, too, eh?
  • FindingFit50s
    FindingFit50s Posts: 162
    Aggressive driving.
  • Puckermann
    Puckermann Posts: 52
    Public indecency
  • Aid_B
    Aid_B Posts: 427
    In this order

    Piracy
    Arson
    Speeding
    Laughing nervously in the face of oncoming traffic ! :laugh:
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    Scene: the mall, perfume department, dead sales associate
    Suspect: white female, carrying a bat, laughing hysterically
  • swordsmith
    swordsmith Posts: 599 Member
    Murder(s).

    I have a list.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Scene: the mall, perfume department, dead sales associate
    Suspect: white female, carrying a bat, laughing hysterically

    I love you.
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