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If you were going to go to jail...

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  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    Scene: the mall, perfume department, dead sales associate
    Suspect: white female, carrying a bat, laughing hysterically

    I love you.

    Bet that was no surprise to you. Huh? :wink:

    *Muah!*
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Vigilantism
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    Vigilantism

    Fun times! :happy:

    We'd devise a plan to break you outta there.... then we'd all head to the mall and shop 'til we dropped a few annoying sales associates :wink:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I would be going to pick up my husband - wait, already did that! Public Nuisance.
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    Lewd acts in public! :devil:

    actually have been caught for this :devil: :blushing:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Lewd acts in public! :devil:

    actually have been caught for this :devil: :blushing:
    I just got a warning though - no jail!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Lewd acts in public! :devil:

    actually have been caught for this :devil: :blushing:

    We're going to have to repeat this one in Richmond ;)
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Graffiti because I like to write random crap where I'm not supposed to!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Crimes against humanity.

    go big, or go home.
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    Lewd acts in public! :devil:

    actually have been caught for this :devil: :blushing:

    We're going to have to repeat this one in Richmond ;)

    Hell Yes....**lick** wha wait....am i being watched??? crap.....im supposed to be being good!!
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    Lewd acts in public! :devil:

    actually have been caught for this :devil: :blushing:
    I just got a warning though - no jail!

    haha my perv cop asked if he could join in......thats all im saying
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    public intoxication or lewd acts in public. or both.
  • Lsqueezy
    Lsqueezy Posts: 128
    Robbing a bank. I've always wanted to do it. I have it all planned out in my head. Lots of research first if you want to actually get away with it!
  • Lsqueezy
    Lsqueezy Posts: 128
    Robbing a bank. I've always wanted to do it. I have it all planned out in my head. Lots of research first if you want to actually get away with it!

    Oh, crap, never mind. I wouldn't go to jail for that 'cause I would get away with it. I would probably go to jail for public drunkenness while celebrating getting away with robbing a bank. :(
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    public intoxication or lewd acts in public. or both.

    This would be me except possesion rather than public intoxication :laugh:
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I would love to say it would be for something really awesome and fun like public nudity. But it would be for protecting my children most likely.
  • shannonvhm
    shannonvhm Posts: 4 Member
    assault
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Protesting.
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