If you were going to go to jail...

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  • leilani♥
    leilani♥ Posts: 579
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    Murdering every single dumb **** I've ever come across :)
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
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    Never been to jail within the US.... Wasn't so lucky in other places...
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
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    I've already been tossed out of a bar for assault. I've already assaulted a police officer. Seems like I have an issue with keeping my hands to myself :-P
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Drugs.

    This is exactly what I went to jail for. Possession of a controlled substance and possession of paraphernalia.

    Great. You can help me do it properly. :)
  • jmatthews75
    jmatthews75 Posts: 525 Member
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    Overtime?
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    Human trafficking with the intent to kill, dismember, process and manufacture for sale human organs and tissue for the process of trafficking in human organs and tissues.
    Or failure to appear on a fix it ticket.
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
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    Bar fight brawl....:tongue: Lol
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
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    Copyright infringement. This isnt really one Im joking about. Ive legitimized my buisness so I am using proper licensing professionally, but not sure how far that extends personally
  • MisterDubs303
    MisterDubs303 Posts: 1,216 Member
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    Kidnapping and torturing people I catch tagging up my property, Jack Bauer style.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,714 Member
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    Trepassing in AREA 51
  • porffor
    porffor Posts: 1,212 Member
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    I wrote one but due to this being on the WWW and perhaps it being brought up in court deleted it.. :flowerforyou:

    I am honestly normally a calm person, but push me in a corner and I'll bring out my lioness side! That'd be enough to land me in jail. :laugh:
  • porffor
    porffor Posts: 1,212 Member
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    Copyright infringement. This isnt really one Im joking about. Ive legitimized my buisness so I am using proper licensing professionally, but not sure how far that extends personally

    Half the world (including me) would be in jail for this one! :laugh: I have to gag my middle daughter in DVD stores! :blushing:
  • pinkgigi
    pinkgigi Posts: 693 Member
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    I'm so glad the gun laws are strict in Australia, because my ex-husband ..... let's say we are both lucky!

    GG
  • FindingFit50s
    FindingFit50s Posts: 162
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    Blowing up an emissions testing facility.

    I had to check your profile... I thought you must live in Maryland! They have that crap in Arizona, too, eh?
  • FindingFit50s
    FindingFit50s Posts: 162
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    Aggressive driving.
  • Puckermann
    Puckermann Posts: 52
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    Public indecency
  • Aid_B
    Aid_B Posts: 427
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    In this order

    Piracy
    Arson
    Speeding
    Laughing nervously in the face of oncoming traffic ! :laugh:
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
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    Scene: the mall, perfume department, dead sales associate
    Suspect: white female, carrying a bat, laughing hysterically
  • swordsmith
    swordsmith Posts: 599 Member
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    Murder(s).

    I have a list.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    Scene: the mall, perfume department, dead sales associate
    Suspect: white female, carrying a bat, laughing hysterically

    I love you.

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