Metabolism check, How many times a day do you poop?

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  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
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    Does it count if its in my pants?
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    It's the first thing I do when I get up in the morning! Everything after that is bonus.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    I'm a lady, I never poop, fart or burp! :tongue:
  • KristynStephens15
    KristynStephens15 Posts: 861 Member
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    I use to watch that show... cant think of the name, Gillian McKeith or something was on it and made everyone poop so she could "check it out" eww I know but she always said you should go 3x a day if you eat 3 meals and so on... By the way this topic kind of cracks me up!
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
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    How many bears can you hang?
  • KristynStephens15
    KristynStephens15 Posts: 861 Member
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    Does it count if its in my pants?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
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    Once per day...if that. Also, Dr. Oz Says anything floating means there is fat in it.
    Floaters can also mean you are eating a high fiber diet. It floats too.
  • KeeleySue
    KeeleySue Posts: 158
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    Twice. In the morning about 10 minutes apart.

    I have mild IBS also so some days are worse than others.
  • ScotsLenny
    ScotsLenny Posts: 139 Member
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    depends if I had a spicey curry and gallons of beer the night before,,,, I can usually read a newspaper cover to cover in one sitting,,,,lol
  • lilyinlove
    lilyinlove Posts: 441 Member
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    Once in the morning after my coffee.
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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    Once a day if i'm lucky :P Sometimes I go 3 days without. I'm on meds that cause pretty bad constipation.
  • MovesLikePuma
    MovesLikePuma Posts: 122
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    Once per day...if that. Also, Dr. Oz Says anything floating means there is fat in it.

    I'm at least 2x's a day. Did Dr. Oz say that fat in it is good or bad? I am not a floater and don't eat a lot of fat. But hopefully I am losing a lot! LOL
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
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    Once per day...if that. Also, Dr. Oz Says anything floating means there is fat in it.

    I'm at least 2x's a day. Did Dr. Oz say that fat in it is good or bad? I am not a floater and don't eat a lot of fat. But hopefully I am losing a lot! LOL

    i have always been told the floaters mean that you arent getting enough veggies/minerals in your diet.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    Im inspired..............Ima go take the brwons to the superbowl!....be right back! :drinker:
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I've heard quality counts as much as quantity.

    350px-Bristol_stool_chart.svg.png
    The Bristol Stool Scale or Bristol Stool Chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human faeces into seven categories. Sometimes referred to in the UK as the "Meyers Scale", it was developed by Dr. Ken Heaton at the University of Bristol and was first published in the Scandinavian Journal of Gastroenterology in 1997.[1] The form of the stool depends largely on the time it spends in the colon (though there may be other contributing factors, including diet and illness).

    The seven types of stool are:
    Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
    Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
    Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
    Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
    Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
    Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
    Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid

    Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to defecate, and 5–7 tending towards diarrhoea.
  • ThinspiredButterfly
    ThinspiredButterfly Posts: 176 Member
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    LOL!!! poop is a funny word :]
  • FrenchMob
    FrenchMob Posts: 1,167 Member
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    Minimum once, but usually twice. But like someone else said, if I had a bad night of drinking & bad food, that increases the frequency exponentially. :noway: :laugh:
  • JBRENTLINGER
    JBRENTLINGER Posts: 160
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    I 'go" 3 times per day, has been that way for years.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    I duke like a champ -- multiple times a day. I am a loaf-pinching machine!


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  • IMYarnCraz33
    IMYarnCraz33 Posts: 1,016 Member
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    Twice a day is NORMAL.
    1-3 times a day is average and it varies by person.

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