Metabolism check, How many times a day do you poop?

Umeboshi

Once a day if i'm lucky :P Sometimes I go 3 days without. I'm on meds that cause pretty bad constipation.

MovesLikePuma

Once per day...if that. Also, Dr. Oz Says anything floating means there is fat in it.

I'm at least 2x's a day. Did Dr. Oz say that fat in it is good or bad? I am not a floater and don't eat a lot of fat. But hopefully I am losing a lot! LOL

p0pr0cksnc0ke

Once per day...if that. Also, Dr. Oz Says anything floating means there is fat in it.

I'm at least 2x's a day. Did Dr. Oz say that fat in it is good or bad? I am not a floater and don't eat a lot of fat. But hopefully I am losing a lot! LOL

i have always been told the floaters mean that you arent getting enough veggies/minerals in your diet.

BEERRUNNER

Im inspired..............Ima go take the brwons to the superbowl!....be right back! :drinker:

Silverkittycat

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I've heard quality counts as much as quantity.

The Bristol Stool Scale or Bristol Stool Chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human faeces into seven categories. Sometimes referred to in the UK as the "Meyers Scale", it was developed by Dr. Ken Heaton at the University of Bristol and was first published in the Scandinavian Journal of Gastroenterology in 1997.[1] The form of the stool depends largely on the time it spends in the colon (though there may be other contributing factors, including diet and illness).

The seven types of stool are:
Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid

Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to defecate, and 5–7 tending towards diarrhoea.

ThinspiredButterfly

LOL!!! poop is a funny word :]

FrenchMob

Minimum once, but usually twice. But like someone else said, if I had a bad night of drinking & bad food, that increases the frequency exponentially. :noway: :laugh:

JBRENTLINGER

I 'go" 3 times per day, has been that way for years.

CaptainGordo

I duke like a champ -- multiple times a day. I am a loaf-pinching machine!

IMYarnCraz33

Twice a day is NORMAL.
1-3 times a day is average and it varies by person.

rileysowner

Back to the original poster, pooping has little or nothing to do with your metabolism. It has to do with what you eat. Higher fiber and lots of water will produce more poop.

BEERRUNNER

Back to the original poster, pooping has little or nothing to do with your metabolism. It has to do with what you eat. Higher fiber and lots of water will produce more poop.

Yes indeed they are all factors in the quality and frequency of pooping. I did read however that your metabolisms efficiency is also a factor. Just sayin....

CaptainGordo

MARI1010

Im officially inspired :laugh:

svgarcia

Wow...I don't go everyday. I wish I did ;-(

CaptainGordo

Im officially inspired :laugh:

VICTORY! Another day saved by poop.

kapeluza

GROSS TOPICS DON'T SCARE MEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH *SHAKES FIST*


So, yeah, 3-4 times a day.

TRUTH!

shiggyshane

lmao! only in mfp can we have such a joyess topic about poop!

kapeluza

lmao! only in mfp can we have such a joyess topic about poop!

Dude, MFP is the only site where I can admit I am fat and not get judged!

Oh, and also where I can post a picture of my real body not like some people that take "distorted"/angled pics to hid the faaaaaaaaaaaaaat! baha ba bahahahaha

Pollywog39

I'm a lady, I never poop, fart or burp!

DANG RIGHT! What's with these people?? buncha poopers

CaptainGordo

Dude, MFP is the only site where I can admit I am fat and not get judged!

Oh, and also where I can post a picture of my real body not like some people that take "distorted"/angled pics to hid the faaaaaaaaaaaaaat! baha ba bahahahaha

* Checking for the infamous holding phone up above me while doing duck face pics in your profile. *

Hey, what do ya know? Well done! I applaud your lack of those pics.

CaptainGordo

So, yeah, 3-4 times a day.

Wow. That's especially impressive for one of the female persuasion.

kapeluza

Dude, MFP is the only site where I can admit I am fat and not get judged!

Oh, and also where I can post a picture of my real body not like some people that take "distorted"/angled pics to hid the faaaaaaaaaaaaaat! baha ba bahahahaha

* Checking for the infamous holding phone up above me while doing duck face pics in your profile. *

Hey, what do ya know? Well done! I applaud your lack of those pics.

That's right dude!!! Keeping it real!! Keeping it fo realz, lol (god I'm such a dork rofl)

trixylewis

2-3 times a day, normally. if i eat more, then i poop more! :bigsmile:

MayMaydoesntrun

lmao! only in mfp can we have such a joyess topic about poop!

Ohhhhh your car in the picture gave me chill bumps!!

CaptainGordo

Ohhhhh your car in the picture gave me chill bumps!!

And I get the chill bumps sometimes when I poop!

Pollywog39

And now, for your perusal, the OFFICIAL POOPIE LIST!

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.

Gas-sy Poopie
The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie
(Self explanatory)

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie
The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.

The Suprise Poopie
You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

BEERRUNNER

Oh oh......................gotta run. I have to unleash my wrath!:devil:

CaptainGordo

Oh oh......................gotta run. I have to unleash my wrath!:devil:

CAGON!

DoncasterPhotography

I go at least 3 times a day on workdays - but that's usually so I can log onto MFP on my iPhone and catch up on things. Usually no paperwork required.

You mean "there's an app for that"???