Metabolism check, How many times a day do you poop?

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  • rileysowner
    rileysowner Posts: 8,239 Member
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    Back to the original poster, pooping has little or nothing to do with your metabolism. It has to do with what you eat. Higher fiber and lots of water will produce more poop.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    Back to the original poster, pooping has little or nothing to do with your metabolism. It has to do with what you eat. Higher fiber and lots of water will produce more poop.

    Yes indeed they are all factors in the quality and frequency of pooping. I did read however that your metabolisms efficiency is also a factor. Just sayin....
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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  • MARI1010
    MARI1010 Posts: 76 Member
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    Im officially inspired :laugh:
  • svgarcia
    svgarcia Posts: 592 Member
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    Wow...I don't go everyday. I wish I did ;-(
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Im officially inspired :laugh:
    VICTORY! Another day saved by poop.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    GROSS TOPICS DON'T SCARE MEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH *SHAKES FIST*


    So, yeah, 3-4 times a day.

    TRUTH!
  • shiggyshane
    shiggyshane Posts: 215
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    lmao! only in mfp can we have such a joyess topic about poop!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    lmao! only in mfp can we have such a joyess topic about poop!

    Dude, MFP is the only site where I can admit I am fat and not get judged!

    Oh, and also where I can post a picture of my real body not like some people that take "distorted"/angled pics to hid the faaaaaaaaaaaaaat! baha ba bahahahaha
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    I'm a lady, I never poop, fart or burp! :tongue:

    DANG RIGHT! What's with these people?? buncha poopers :wink:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Dude, MFP is the only site where I can admit I am fat and not get judged!

    Oh, and also where I can post a picture of my real body not like some people that take "distorted"/angled pics to hid the faaaaaaaaaaaaaat! baha ba bahahahaha
    * Checking for the infamous holding phone up above me while doing duck face pics in your profile. *

    Hey, what do ya know? Well done! I applaud your lack of those pics.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    So, yeah, 3-4 times a day.
    Wow. That's especially impressive for one of the female persuasion.

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  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Dude, MFP is the only site where I can admit I am fat and not get judged!

    Oh, and also where I can post a picture of my real body not like some people that take "distorted"/angled pics to hid the faaaaaaaaaaaaaat! baha ba bahahahaha
    * Checking for the infamous holding phone up above me while doing duck face pics in your profile. *

    Hey, what do ya know? Well done! I applaud your lack of those pics.

    That's right dude!!! Keeping it real!! Keeping it fo realz, lol (god I'm such a dork rofl)
  • trixylewis
    trixylewis Posts: 197 Member
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    2-3 times a day, normally. if i eat more, then i poop more! :bigsmile:
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
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    lmao! only in mfp can we have such a joyess topic about poop!

    Ohhhhh your car in the picture gave me chill bumps!! :love:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Ohhhhh your car in the picture gave me chill bumps!! :love:
    And I get the chill bumps sometimes when I poop!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    And now, for your perusal, the OFFICIAL POOPIE LIST!

    Ghost Poopie
    The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

    Clean Poopie
    The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    Wet Poopie
    The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

    Second Wave Poopie
    The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

    Turtle Poopie
    The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

    Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
    The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    Lincoln Log Poopie
    The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.

    Gas-sy Poopie
    The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!

    Drinker Poopie
    The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    Corn Poopie
    (Self explanatory)

    Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
    The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.

    Spinal Tap Poopie
    That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

    Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
    The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.

    Liquid Poopie
    The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.

    Mexican Poopie
    The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.

    Upper Class Poopie
    The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.

    The Suprise Poopie
    You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!

    The Dangling Poopie
    This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    Oh oh......................gotta run. I have to unleash my wrath!:devil:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Oh oh......................gotta run. I have to unleash my wrath!:devil:
    CAGON!
  • DoncasterPhotography
    DoncasterPhotography Posts: 147 Member
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    I go at least 3 times a day on workdays - but that's usually so I can log onto MFP on my iPhone and catch up on things. Usually no paperwork required.

    You mean "there's an app for that"???

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