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I have lost 25 pounds = an average 2 year old
only 2 more to go0 -
the amount of pizza a person eats in a year......
..............Hhhhhmmmm.........piiiiizzzzzaaaa!!!
I want to lose that ol' cider block............0 -
I human head! Nice.0
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a mid-size microwave!! Great post! :happy:0
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lol! a two year old and a human brain! yay! me!0
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I have lost 10 dozen large eggs!0
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16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain0
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Wow, I've lost an elephant's penis. What I was doing with it to begin with is beyond me. FML!
You could scare the hell outta some hookers...Ut OH, my devilish side peeked out!:noway:0 -
A new born. I was pregnant?!? =p0
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An average 2 year old, and a pack of baby back ribs...Oh Hell..Baby back ribs..chili's...CHILI'S!!!0
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damn lost me kitty ..0
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bump0
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Love this! I've lost a guinea pig and a chihuahua!0
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I've lost an average human brain and a guinea pig.
And you thought your weekend was nuts.0 -
1 bald eagle + a guinea pig down, atleast 1 midsize microwave to go!0
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The amount of cheese the average american eats in a year and 1/2 of a guinea pig :happy:0
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an ostrich egg!0
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tell me ::: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST? :::
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
I have lost...
the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
and a Chihuahua
or 3 average house cats and a rack of baby back ribs:laugh:0 -
a sperm whale's brain and an average human brain0
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An automobile tire... YIPPEE!!!
That actually puts it into perspective!0 -
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"i wasn't exactly sure where to post this. but then i thought, SUCCESS STORIES! i found something like this years ago on another site. so i figured i would post it here.
tell me ::: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST? :::
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
I HAVE LOST:::
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
almost a 5 gallon bottle of water, or human leg!
so again, i ask you, WHAT HAVE YOU LOST?
^^^^no matter how much, or how little, WAY TO GO! YOU ARE AWESOME!"
An automobile tire! +10 -
I have lost a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream! Damn, I thought it was around here somewhere.0
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a chihuahua, a human head and a dozen krispy kreme donuts0
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A sperm whale's brain.0
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An average 2 year old0
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a human head and a guinea pig! if you find them, i dont want them back.0
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Closer to 10 dozen large eggs (whoa, 120 eggs!) than a bald eagle!0
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a newborn baby (considering me that's pretty funny)0
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An average housecat...going for 'an average human leg'!0
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