Dumbest things you ever believed

JenUB

When I was in 2nd grade, Sister Dorothy told us that "gay" meant "happy," so I wrote a poem......Jay and Ray lay in the hay and were gay....I don't think she ever recovered.

kburns0709

i used to think that the reflectors in the middle of the road were packs of batteries
i never understood people freaking out about batteries i was like ill just go get some

FearAnLoathing

That he would pull out..................



the car for me without hitting the trash cans

Iamfit4life

the blair witch project was real

MrsFarrow

My brother thoughts cats and dogs peed out of their paws.

TexasNurseMom78

That when you put money in the bank eveyone had their own little bank there that your personal money went into so when you made a withdrawl, it was really "your" money you were getting back?

DWilbanks

That if you accidentally ate a seed like a watermelon seed, you'd grow one in your belly

i_love_vinegar

vikings lived in the woods near my town.

I was 18. o_o

CorrieV1976

Ok this one is pretty embarassing ...... When I was 7 we moved to Canada -- i found out that Canadians say Zed instead of Z.....I actually thought that I would be arrested if I didnt say Zed......lol...ridiculous now but so scary back then

statia152

I remember thinking ...
... that only boys had ears. Until I tried to put my hair into ponytails at 6 and saw I had ears too!
... that my mom had her "zipper" removed when she was done having babies. (the old C section scars were huge!)
... that someday Prince Charming would ride in on a horse and we would live happily ever after! LOL (still waiting for Prince Charming at 45)