Drunk Texting
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Drunk texting started my relationship basically
Cheers! Mine too!0 -
These are good! I now realize I must lead a very boring life compared to you guys! LOL.0
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I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!0
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I have a friend named Jamie. My ex-non-boyfriend has an ex-wife named Jamie. We had the same phone, I was drunk. And texted her to come hang out with ex-non-boyfriend and I, except that I used his phone so I actually invited his ex-wife to come hang out...it was awkward....0
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Drunk MFP has gotten me more then once...
where is my martini shaker..0 -
Oh yes, I used MFP drunk a handful of times...0
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Described in extreme detail (think romance novel detail), what I wanted to do in the bedroom... But sent it to the wrong person.
Or the time I recapped more than one rendezvous with a former lover (payback's a b*tch!) which my hubby accidentally saw when he grabbed my phone to invite someone over.
bahahahahahaha, was that second one about the former lover when you sent it to me???0 -
I text my ex husband i love you when it was ment for my fiance' yikes0
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5 Bottles of wine = Opening my laptop the next morning to see my new profile on a dating website......
with 37 sent messages....
Sweet Baby Jesus :noway:0 -
I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!
:laugh: ROTFL I would fall out dead if my mother did that. It's great that you & your mom are cool though :flowerforyou:0 -
if you all enjoy this type of thing, check out http://www.textsfromlastnight.com0
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Not texting but on the rare occasion I drink
some interesting emails and PMs have happened.
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I was going to mention that website.. its a classic!0
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My son, who is a sophomore in college, will accidentally drunk text me. Sometimes funny....sometimes not so much.0
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5 Bottles of wine = Opening my laptop to see my new profile on a dating website......
with 37 sent messages....
Sweet Baby Jesus :noway:
this made me crack up!!! 37? Yowzas.0 -
Oh yes I was drunk on MFP once.. BUT THE WORSE WAS WHEN I TEXTED MY SONS FRIEND ( thinking it was someone else) AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS WEARING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC !!!!!!!!!! He told my son that he thought I was hitting on hm LOL My son called me ASAP and asked me what was wrong with me....ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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My favorite text from my town on textsfromlastnight.com: "I just saw the guy I slept with last night's face on a billboard."0
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I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!
I was paranoid I would do something like this... at one point I was dating someone with the same name as my brother! def don't want to get those texts mixed up!:laugh:0 -
Haven't done it yet, but I have vicoden now so tonight, IT'S ON *****ES! :drinker:
I'm ready for my drug text.. Bring it0 -
5 Bottles of wine = Opening my laptop to see my new profile on a dating website......
with 37 sent messages....
Sweet Baby Jesus :noway:
this made me crack up!!! 37? Yowzas.
*hangs head in shame* I have no excuses for my actions after the 3rd bottle....0
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