Drunk Texting

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  • merrillfoster
    merrillfoster Posts: 855 Member
    if you all enjoy this type of thing, check out http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Not texting but on the rare occasion I drink smiley-angelic012.gif some interesting emails and PMs have happened.
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    I was going to mention that website.. its a classic!
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    My son, who is a sophomore in college, will accidentally drunk text me. Sometimes funny....sometimes not so much. :smile:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    5 Bottles of wine = Opening my laptop to see my new profile on a dating website......


    with 37 sent messages....


    Sweet Baby Jesus :noway:

    this made me crack up!!! 37? Yowzas.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Oh yes I was drunk on MFP once.. BUT THE WORSE WAS WHEN I TEXTED MY SONS FRIEND ( thinking it was someone else) AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS WEARING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC !!!!!!!!!! He told my son that he thought I was hitting on hm LOL My son called me ASAP and asked me what was wrong with me....ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    My favorite text from my town on textsfromlastnight.com: "I just saw the guy I slept with last night's face on a billboard."
  • Serenitytoo
    Serenitytoo Posts: 449 Member
    I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!

    I was paranoid I would do something like this... at one point I was dating someone with the same name as my brother! def don't want to get those texts mixed up!:laugh:
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Haven't done it yet, but I have vicoden now so tonight, IT'S ON *****ES! :drinker:

    I'm ready for my drug text.. Bring it
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    5 Bottles of wine = Opening my laptop to see my new profile on a dating website......


    with 37 sent messages....


    Sweet Baby Jesus :noway:

    this made me crack up!!! 37? Yowzas.


    *hangs head in shame* I have no excuses for my actions after the 3rd bottle....
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!

    GO MOM!!! :noway:
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    I have used MFP while drink....pretty sure it was earlier this week. And probably again tonight. And tomorrow night. And no, I don't have a problem, I have two small children who I think are trying to kill me.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    definitely sent a very embarrassing, rather graphic text to a booty call.... who was married....


    this did not end well.
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    5 Bottles of wine = Opening my laptop to see my new profile on a dating website......


    with 37 sent messages....


    Sweet Baby Jesus :noway:

    this made me crack up!!! 37? Yowzas.


    *hangs head in shame* I have no excuses for my actions after the 3rd bottle....

    And what site did you say you were on... I need to sign up
  • mamashatzie
    mamashatzie Posts: 238 Member
    I don't drunk text and I don't talk much about sex...but one night, I was the drunkest I'd ever been, and I drunk texted my best friend a lot of WAY explicit sexual stuff.

    Worse than drunk texting was stoned texting. I wanted to text "Your eyes are like sunglasses! No! They're like pterodactyl wings!", which was something my stoned friend had said, and then forgot the word pterodactyl, so I substituted "pterelyzer" and figured it was close enough. And then I texted something about Bob Marley and oranges copulating.
  • jackiejax1981
    jackiejax1981 Posts: 80 Member
    I wish I could think of all the times I have done that, but I don't remember specifically....just the feeling of waking up and going...oh god what did i do...and feel the shame of having to look in my phone to find out! HAHA!

    ....and on the Ellen show she does a segment about what autocorrect does and ppl send the texts in....it's usually pretty funny. LOL
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I had texting deactivated on my phone
    But I like to be on MFP when I'm drunk...
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    I dont remember... :drinker:

    exactly lol
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I usually say I want to go to jail, like repeatedly and try to take off all my clothes, but I don't text that. I say it in person.....
  • glockster972
    glockster972 Posts: 704 Member
    I usually say I want to go to jail, like repeatedly and try to take off all my clothes, but I don't text that. I say it in person.....

    I'm buying tonight......
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I usually say I want to go to jail, like repeatedly and try to take off all my clothes, but I don't text that. I say it in person.....

    I'm buying tonight......


    OR, I call Jeff and cry my eyes out and say God knows what, but he's usually laughing his *kitten* off...... I still have NO idea why.... No. Not tonight, but November 5th, sure. :drinker:
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    I have sent and received some very interesting Pm's here. None of which I could repeat in the thread :blushing:
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    I had texting deactivated on my phone
    But I like to be on MFP when I'm drunk...


    I've wished I did that after many issues.


    Pro tip, if your friends are aholes, never ever ever leave your phone at the table when using the restaurant. Or near me.
  • glockster972
    glockster972 Posts: 704 Member
    I usually say I want to go to jail, like repeatedly and try to take off all my clothes, but I don't text that. I say it in person.....

    I'm buying tonight......


    OR, I call Jeff and cry my eyes out and say God knows what, but he's usually laughing his *kitten* off...... I still have NO idea why.... No. Not tonight, but November 5th, sure. :drinker:

    no worries I keep a recording of everything....just in case I need it for something
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    I had texting deactivated on my phone
    But I like to be on MFP when I'm drunk...


    I've wished I did that after many issues.


    Pro tip, if your friends are aholes, never ever ever leave your phone at the table when using the restaurant. Or near me.

    Oh...many a naive friends have learned the hard way :noway:


    when using the restaurant??
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Once upon a time, I drunk texted a homegirl, asking if she wanted to redeem her coochie coupon. Her bf didn't appreciate it very much. So, I replied with "that's why I'm asking HER, not you." For years she had to save my name under a female name and text in a particular pattern to let me know that it's actually her.
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    I had texting deactivated on my phone
    But I like to be on MFP when I'm drunk...


    I've wished I did that after many issues.


    Pro tip, if your friends are aholes, never ever ever leave your phone at the table when using the restaurant. Or near me.

    Oh...many a naive friends have learned the hard way :noway:


    when using the restaurant??


    Restroom. Stupid iPad typos. I don't always catch the auto correct.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    I have sent and received some very interesting Pm's here. None of which I could repeat in the thread :blushing:

    You have sent out a doozy or two yourself... :love:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Once upon a time, I drunk texted a homegirl, asking if she wanted to redeem her coochie coupon. Her bf didn't appreciate it very much. So, I replied with "that's why I'm asking HER, not you." For years she had to save my name under a female name and text in a particular pattern to let me know that it's actually her.

    scandalous!
  • elfie9863
    elfie9863 Posts: 337
    I took all my ex boyfriends, ex husband, ex anything off my text list of people so that I would NOT get hammered and text them all how much I love them...blah blah blah!! I am just such a happy lil drunk and love everyone...


    Not so good the next day when the phone starts ringing...Yikes!!!!
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