Drunk Texting

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  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    I took all my ex boyfriends, ex husband, ex anything off my text list of people so that I would NOT get hammered and text them all how much I love them...blah blah blah!! I am just such a happy lil drunk and love everyone...


    Not so good the next day when the phone starts ringing...Yikes!!!!

    my BF is long distance. I basically text him or my ex regarding kid matters.

    I'll send BF sexy stuff or pics and everytime I have to doublecheck. I'm SO paraniod aobut the one day one too many drinks sends it to ex.
  • smc1277
    smc1277 Posts: 239 Member
    OMG I have notorious for drunk texting. I negotiated the job I have now, completey loaded.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    NEVER keep exs #s on your cell phone! :bigsmile:

    Mine are usually illegible. I laugh my toosh off the next morning because even I cant make them out. I have a bad habit - even sober - of sending texts to the person near the person I intended it to go to. Thats been fun to explain a few times.

    Ah yeah... love me some drunk MFP PMs though.
  • What's the funniest/worst thing you've ever drunk texted someone?

    I wasn't drunk which makes this worse, but I texted something to my bf that was meant for my ex-husband! Yikes!

    Umm....Ooops! Hope that went over well
  • NEVER keep exs #s on your cell phone! :bigsmile:

    Of course it is different if you share a child... ya sorta HAVE to. Unfortunately
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    I have not gotten hammered to the point I dont remember what I did the next day in a very long time. But the last time I did it wasnt a text or a call. It didnt even involve a cell phone or phone of any kind. I personally started cusing everyone out at the gathering. I guess I was really angry that day. Needless to say I have not had a drop of mad dog since then.....:blushing:
  • gdr1976
    gdr1976 Posts: 460 Member
    I love sending and receiving drunk texts. Sent a few to my friends on here that I have their number.
  • ShannonTodd
    ShannonTodd Posts: 105 Member
    I drunk text when I'm stone cold sober, thanks to the stupid auto-correct feature. Luckily, most of the texts are to my family, and they just accept that I'm slightly off balance! LOL :bigsmile:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Once upon a time, I drunk texted a homegirl, asking if she wanted to redeem her coochie coupon. Her bf didn't appreciate it very much. So, I replied with "that's why I'm asking HER, not you." For years she had to save my name under a female name and text in a particular pattern to let me know that it's actually her.

    scandalous!

    It's not scandalous on my part. I was single at the time. Though, she still has me listed under a girl's name to this day.
  • ShannonTodd
    ShannonTodd Posts: 105 Member
    NEVER keep exs #s on your cell phone! :bigsmile:

    Of course it is different if you share a child... ya sorta HAVE to. Unfortunately
    I hear that one! Especially if your ex is a really schmuck!!
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    oh why did we invent mobile phones so we could drunk text how much we love our ex-bfs... :sad: :sad: :sad:


    then wake up in the morning and check your sent messages and think 'oh no.....'


    oh man done that lol



    i also have told someone i was not interested and then somehow when i was drunk i texted them and did not know till the next day when i kept getting texts from him oh boy that sucked

    NEVER keep exs #s on your cell phone! :bigsmile:

    learned that fast lol
  • LaPistolaSexola
    LaPistolaSexola Posts: 243 Member
    i drunk replied to an acquaintance and told him my bf was about to get lucky....my auto correct changed it to "Rj's about to get Lu Luther".

    sometimes i still call him Lu
  • LaPistolaSexola
    LaPistolaSexola Posts: 243 Member
    Oh yes I was drunk on MFP once.. BUT THE WORSE WAS WHEN I TEXTED MY SONS FRIEND ( thinking it was someone else) AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS WEARING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC !!!!!!!!!! He told my son that he thought I was hitting on hm LOL My son called me ASAP and asked me what was wrong with me....ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    rad. imma just start calling you Stiffler's Mom.
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    I drunk text when I'm stone cold sober, thanks to the stupid auto-correct feature. Luckily, most of the texts are to my family, and they just accept that I'm slightly off balance! LOL :bigsmile:

    Auto correct always gets me. My ex and I have a shared calendar for the kids. I tried to put in "girls Sws weekend trip" (a school program). It changed it to sex weekend trip!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Not a text but an email, my friend sent several emails reminding the whole company that they needed to pay their lottery that week and I emailed her back with "P*ss off weirdo" (don't ask it was an in joke at the time ) but I accidently clicked reply to all instead of reply to sender and it went to the whole company including managing directors.:sad:

    I managed to recall about 80% of them but I still got called in on the carpet for abusing the email system. However the director that had to discipline me had a hard job to keep a straight face while she was doing it and it never went on my record <phew> :embarassed:
  • Oh I am a notorious drunk texter it's always entertaining and sometimes embarrassing to see what I sent the next day :blushing:

    The best ones I can't post here :grumble:

    "Ththe spider in rhe bathroom is staring @ me" - and to follow that up I sent a picture of the spider so she wouldn't know i was drunk, as if it wasn't obvious anyway.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I have not gotten hammered to the point I dont remember what I did the next day in a very long time. But the last time I did it wasnt a text or a call. It didnt even involve a cell phone or phone of any kind. I personally started cusing everyone out at the gathering. I guess I was really angry that day. Needless to say I have not had a drop of mad dog since then.....:blushing:

    Mad dog??? Seriously? Rot gut??? I didn't even think that stuff was still being bought by anyone who wasn't already stoned.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Once upon a time, I drunk texted a homegirl, asking if she wanted to redeem her coochie coupon. Her bf didn't appreciate it very much. So, I replied with "that's why I'm asking HER, not you." For years she had to save my name under a female name and text in a particular pattern to let me know that it's actually her.

    scandalous!

    It's not scandalous on my part. I was single at the time. Though, she still has me listed under a girl's name to this day.

    I just love how your shirt matches your signature...did you plan that??
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    I have not gotten hammered to the point I dont remember what I did the next day in a very long time. But the last time I did it wasnt a text or a call. It didnt even involve a cell phone or phone of any kind. I personally started cusing everyone out at the gathering. I guess I was really angry that day. Needless to say I have not had a drop of mad dog since then.....:blushing:

    Mad dog??? Seriously? Rot gut??? I didn't even think that stuff was still being bought by anyone who wasn't already stoned.

    I have not drank mad dog since I am 17 and we used to party under a train bridge! LOL
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I have not gotten hammered to the point I dont remember what I did the next day in a very long time. But the last time I did it wasnt a text or a call. It didnt even involve a cell phone or phone of any kind. I personally started cusing everyone out at the gathering. I guess I was really angry that day. Needless to say I have not had a drop of mad dog since then.....:blushing:

    Mad dog??? Seriously? Rot gut??? I didn't even think that stuff was still being bought by anyone who wasn't already stoned.

    I have not drank mad dog since I am 17 and we used to party under a train bridge! LOL

    Damn G, are you sure we didn't hang out when we were younger...I remember many nights under the tressel...don't remember much else, but I know I was there...lol
  • cnsmith2
    cnsmith2 Posts: 539 Member
    I don't drink, but I've certainly texted some very very interesting things tee hee
  • Being2befit
    Being2befit Posts: 127 Member
    :drinker: oooo this is not a good mix for me, i always forbid everyone on my phone from texting and calling so that way i cant text or call

    and i really dont remember..:drinker:
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    With me it wasn't so much drunk texting as it was drunk sexting, and I used to have two phones so there was a lot of it going on.

    Now I have no phone :frown:
  • Cella30
    Cella30 Posts: 539 Member
    Just last week I drunk FB'd on my phone. I was searching for a picture of a guy to show my friends at the bar only I wasn't in the "Search" function, I was in the post a status function. Yep, I posted his first and last name as my FB status. And he saw it before I could figure out how delete it. Smartphones are an alchy's nemesis. lol!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Getting the urge now.....
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    Just last week I drunk FB'd on my phone. I was searching for a picture of a guy to show my friends at the bar only I wasn't in the "Search" function, I was in the post a status function. Yep, I posted his first and last name as my FB status. And he saw it before I could figure out how delete it. Smartphones are an alchy's nemesis. lol!

    I almost did this sober-I was showing my friend that my Chief looked like Mark Wahlberg, luckily for me I caught it in time.
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    Described in extreme detail (think romance novel detail), what I wanted to do in the bedroom... But sent it to the wrong person.

    Or the time I recapped more than one rendezvous with a former lover (payback's a b*tch!) which my hubby accidentally saw when he grabbed my phone to invite someone over.


    bahahahahahaha, was that second one about the former lover when you sent it to me???

    It was the lover I was the most sexually free with: think bj's in his car in the drive with his wife asleep in the house, cars driving... And better :laugh:
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