Stupid questions you hear in customer service.

Alatariel75

Ah, hospitality...

C: The chicken breast, is that a thigh?
Me: *blank stare*

C: What's the soup of the day?
Me: Pea and Ham
C: Is that vegetarian?
Me: Um, no... it's got ham in it
C: Can you pick it out? I don't eat meat.

Customer walks in through the big gates, through our large and lush beer garden with picnic tables and a fountain, up the stair, inside, up to the counter and asks "Excuse me, is the beer garden outside?"

YoungDoc2B

I don't work in customer service, so I have nothing to contribute. Just wanted to say this thread is hilarious!

chelelynn1972

These stories are great! Thanks for sharing!

I used to work in a medical office (biling) and had a customer call about a bill she received, saying "I can't owe any money. I have insurance". I wanted to ask her if she had fed her unicorns yet. Such is American healthcare!

I am a third party in this story (assuming truth) but a coworker used to work for a phone company and said that an elderly customer called saying her phone cord was too long and wanted the phone company to 'pull some slack' from their side.