Men's TOM thread

taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
edited October 4 in Chit-Chat
Equality for periods! We've decided we men can have our TOM starting on the 2nd Tuesday of each month. On the 2nd Monday we go out for eggs and Budweiser.

I know there will be lots of questions. Feel free to start a new topic any time you have a question about Men's TOM.

Oh, and since we are men, our TOM will be with diarrhea rather than blood (nobody said it was going to be fun, or pretty).
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  • sarah44254
    sarah44254 Posts: 3,078 Member
    Will you wear special underpants to absorb the diarrhea?
  • lor007
    lor007 Posts: 884 Member
    Will you wear special underpants to absorb the diarrhea?


    I think they are planning on stocking up on Depends.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Will I retain water,feel bloated and gain weight?
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    Are you going to be bloated?
    Weight gain?

    We really need to run through this about 1000 times before we understand.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Will you wear special underpants to absorb the diarrhea?

    Depends.
  • Ebbykins
    Ebbykins Posts: 420 Member
    This reminds me of the time I gave someone diarrhea tea when they thought it was only green tea.... waaaaahahahahah.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Will I retain water,feel bloated and gain weight?

    Probably, but we are hoping the diarrhea will offset it. This has been very carefully planned.
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    will you be very grumpy for a week or so leading up to MTOM?
  • Ebbykins
    Ebbykins Posts: 420 Member
    Will I retain water,feel bloated and gain weight?

    Probably, but we are hoping the diarrhea will offset it. This has been very carefully planned.

    I can dutifully supply the tea needed for your "TOM" days. I have a nifty little Asian food market by me, they have a wonderful selection of crazy shiza to be of aid to you during these tough times.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    If any of you guys ask me if that outfit makes you look fat, I am taking away your man card.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Will I retain water,feel bloated and gain weight?

    Probably, but we are hoping the diarrhea will offset it. This has been very carefully planned.

    This is going to be soooooo emotional.:sad:
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    My people are working on "guydol" to alleviate some discomfort.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    This reminds me of the time I gave someone diarrhea tea when they thought it was only green tea.... waaaaahahahahah.

    There's this tea for constipation called Smooth Move. Cracks me up every time.
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    If any of you guys ask me if that outfit makes you look fat, I am taking away your man card.

    So you really do think my butt looks big?? :mad:
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    So we will come bearing gifts of chocolate and immodium ad. . .:bigsmile:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Guess you won't put out then either. :grumble:
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Can I have a man TOM? Seems way more fun and less gruesome - like the shower scene in Psycho
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    chocolate, a heating pad and a massage are all you need to feel 150% or that's what I was told anyway.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    How long will MTOM last?
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    Should I cut back on my calories during my TOM?
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
    OMG this thread has by far made my night!!!!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Should I cut back on my calories during my TOM?


    If it's anything like bloody TOM, you are allowed to eat as many calories as you want, because the TOM process magically makes all foods negative calorie.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    Will you wear special underpants to absorb the diarrhea?

    Depends.

    HA! I really do love puns.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    Will we get emotional?
  • sweetpunani
    sweetpunani Posts: 86
    Lmao epic.
  • Multistyles
    Multistyles Posts: 167
    This reminds me of the time I gave someone diarrhea tea when they thought it was only green tea.... waaaaahahahahah.
    that's just evil lol
  • kwest_4_fitness
    kwest_4_fitness Posts: 820 Member
    Sore boobs? Cramps severe enough to keep you home from work? Strange desire to rant about something even though you know you're wrong? Have at it and enjoy! :bigsmile:
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    How long will MTOM last?

    Normally it's a week, but we're usually done in 2 or 3 days. We're men and we get *kitten* done.
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