Men's TOM thread

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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Guess you won't put out then either. :grumble:

    Don`t touch me! :angry:
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Guess you won't put out then either. :grumble:

    Don`t touch me! :angry:

    LMFAO
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    How long will MTOM last?

    Normally it's a week, but we're usually done in 2 or 3 days. We're men and we get *kitten* done.

    This is excellent.
  • Multistyles
    Multistyles Posts: 167
    Will we have to say no to sex because even with the runs I don't think I could handle saying no
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    How long will MTOM last?

    Normally it's a week, but we're usually done in 2 or 3 days. We're men and we get *kitten* done.

    Can you tote the kid for 9 months too now. . . I'm so willing to share. . :laugh: . .
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    please tell me blood doesn't come out of your *kitten*..
  • Unwrapping_Candy
    Unwrapping_Candy Posts: 487 Member
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  • Multistyles
    Multistyles Posts: 167
    please tell me blood doesn't come out of your *kitten*..
    WHY!! I got visuals and everything lol
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    Guess you won't put out then either. :grumble:

    Don`t touch me! :angry:

    but it sounds like MTOM is the perfect time for you fellas to pay a visit to the downtown dining and entertainment district!
  • Multistyles
    Multistyles Posts: 167
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    where do you find this stuff lmao
  • lor007
    lor007 Posts: 884 Member
    How long will MTOM last?

    Normally it's a week, but we're usually done in 2 or 3 days. We're men and we get *kitten* done.

    I am inspired.
  • Unwrapping_Candy
    Unwrapping_Candy Posts: 487 Member
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    where do you find this stuff lmao

    I make it. :P
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Will we all be on the same MTOM cycle because theres this b*tch at my work i cant stand and I dont want to be on anything he is.....hmmmpphh
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Guess you won't put out then either. :grumble:

    Don`t touch me! :angry:

    but it sounds like MTOM is the perfect time for you fellas to pay a visit to the downtown dining and entertainment district!
    Love to eat there MTOM or not.:smile:
  • Cristy_AZ
    Cristy_AZ Posts: 986
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    Too F*ing Funny!
    Thanks guys, this thread made my day!
    Now you need a thread for the older guys... Man-o-pause, the diahrea will stop, but you will have hot flashes and the moodiness will be even worse (or so I've heard)
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    please tell me blood doesn't come out of your *kitten*..
    WHY!! I got visuals and everything lol


    hahaha oh man.. that made me laugh out loud.. I can give u some more visuals if u want :p
  • pink59eldo
    pink59eldo Posts: 86
    This reminds me of the time I gave someone diarrhea tea when they thought it was only green tea.... waaaaahahahahah.

    There's this tea for constipation called Smooth Move. Cracks me up every time.

    hahahaha
  • hanna1210
    hanna1210 Posts: 286 Member
    But there's only one MTOM thread... shouldn't there be at least two started? Every couple of hours?
  • CommittohealthCHANGED
    CommittohealthCHANGED Posts: 436 Member
    Will there be cramps involve. This thread is hilarious .
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    But there's only one MTOM thread... shouldn't there be at least two started? Every couple of hours?

    We don`t all cycle at the same time you know. CrossedArms.gif

    Btw,you are cute. flirtysmile1.gif

    Damn hormones. :ohwell:
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I thought men already had them. I swear every man I know has his own *****y week every month.
  • kiesh82
    kiesh82 Posts: 131 Member
    *faints* LMAOOOOOO!!
  • LolasEpicJourney
    LolasEpicJourney Posts: 1,010 Member
    But there's only one MTOM thread... shouldn't there be at least two started? Every couple of hours?

    We don`t all cycle at the same time you know. CrossedArms.gif

    Btw,you are cute. flirtysmile1.gif

    Damn hormones. :ohwell:

    I thought it was the 2nd tuesday of the month fit every MTOM? my bad
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    How long will MTOM last?

    Normally it's a week, but we're usually done in 2 or 3 days. We're men and we get *kitten* done.

    This is true. We don't have to go around sticking different neon colored tampons in us to figure out what works best for our flow. We just get the *kitten* taken care of, and we peace out of the mutha.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Wrong post dammit. :grumble:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    But there's only one MTOM thread... shouldn't there be at least two started? Every couple of hours?

    We don`t all cycle at the same time you know. CrossedArms.gif

    Btw,you are cute. flirtysmile1.gif

    Damn hormones. :ohwell:

    I thought it was the 2nd tuesday of the month fit every MTOM? my bad

    You should know by now!! :sad: :sad:
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    You should know by know!! :sad: :sad:
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    Why are you crying???????? Now Im crying:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    I'm going Avant Garde and using a cup. I think A large Slurpee cup will suffice. I hear that's really the only civilized way...
  • kyrstensmom
    kyrstensmom Posts: 297 Member
    I think you're discriminating...I wanna join. Since the hysterectomy 3 years ago, I've forgotten the joy that is TOM (I'm only 36..hate me if you wanna).
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
    How long will MTOM last?

    Normally it's a week, but we're usually done in 2 or 3 days. We're men and we get *kitten* done.

    LMFAO!:laugh: :drinker:
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