Men's TOM thread

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  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
    Men definitely PMS as is, no question about it! Guess now theyll actually have a reason for it.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    Women can then earn red wings!
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    Women can then earn red wings!

    See how many bloodhounds come out of the shadows to ride the pink pony!!! LOL
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    Will you feel like punching your spouse in the mouth every time they open it?
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
    I can't do Tuesdays can I put a motion in for reconsideration?
  • realrayne10
    realrayne10 Posts: 388 Member
    Just dont ask me to go to the store to buy your "masculine hygeine products", because eeeeewwwwww!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Women can then earn red wings!

    :laugh:
  • Lindsey_81
    Lindsey_81 Posts: 118 Member

    You should know by know!! :sad: :sad:
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    Why are you crying???????? Now Im crying:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
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    LMAO You guys made my night...so funny!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    Tuesday's are good. That way if my Fantasy team lost, I can cover anger along with manTom.
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    10934650.jpg

    lol
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Great thread. Very impressed with Carl tonight. He has killed it 4-5 times in this thread alone.

    ManTom makes me want to talk about my feelings.
  • subela
    subela Posts: 76
    So why is it called MENopause? See definition below:

    male menopause
     
    noun
    a malaise that allegedly affects men in middle age and is said to be responsible for periods of emotional upset and uncharacteristic behavior.

    Ahhh, this explains a lot!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    I was wondering why I was cranky the past couple days.

    BRB Stomach issues. :embarassed:
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Women can then earn red wings!

    :laugh:
    Wouldn't this be brown wings?
  • Being2befit
    Being2befit Posts: 127 Member
    Its always get to get a TOM.that means ur.not pregnant hahahaha
  • branflake5
    branflake5 Posts: 332
    men don't need to make up a TOM you guys definately already have one, maybe even two with your mood swings and i think it starts around age 11 because even my boys have started theirs already.....
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    I love you sir
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,130 Member
    This reminds me of the time I gave someone diarrhea tea when they thought it was only green tea.... waaaaahahahahah.

    There's this tea for constipation called Smooth Move. Cracks me up every time.

    My husband has "morning thunder" tea which has nothing to do with elimination functions but should. Makes me giggle uncontrollably.
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    My husband wants me to ask if you guys get cravings that time of the month. If so, what do you do to curb them? Is it true you burn more calories during MTOM?
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Women can then earn red wings!

    :laugh:
    Wouldn't this be brown wings?

    GAG!
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    I found out last night that Rum & Diet Coke helped with my MTOM
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    okay guys.. before Tuesday, make sure and load up on lots of chocolate! It does the body good ;) Also, you will probably inquire symptoms of increased sexual desires.. gotta love that. haha Oh and ANY time anyone says something negative to you, you have every right to say " I'm PMSing.. leave me the eff alone" ;)
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    How long will MTOM last?

    Normally it's a week, but we're usually done in 2 or 3 days. We're men and we get *kitten* done.

    THAT is the absolute best thing I have read on the forums EVER. Nicely done.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    Are we supposed to make our TOM a public event and ask 1k questions about it per week on MFP?

    Let me get this straight:

    Midol=beer
    Pad/Tampons= Depends for beer induced poops
    Cramps=Cramps (beer farts)
    Chocolate= Steak
    Comfy sweat pants= going comando
    Crabby/emo=good pair of boxers
    No white pants=no underpants
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
    This way men, too, can have a monthly "I'm not pregnant!" mini-party.

    I dig.
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
    You're gonna gain weight.

    I can't wait to read 14 different posts about it.
  • Whitneylol
    Whitneylol Posts: 244
    This reminds me of the time I gave someone diarrhea tea when they thought it was only green tea.... waaaaahahahahah.

    WHATS DIARRHEA TEA? SOMEONE I KNOW NEEDS IT!
  • Whitneylol
    Whitneylol Posts: 244
    This way men, too, can have a monthly "I'm not pregnant!" mini-party.

    I dig.

    This is the best party! Even when it's been like months since you've had sex- it's like YES!
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
    This way men, too, can have a monthly "I'm not pregnant!" mini-party.

    I dig.

    This is the best party! Even when it's been like months since you've had sex- it's like YES!

    It's always nice to be reassured that, as planned, you're the only one inhabiting your body. Hah.
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