Broscience

Scott613
Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
edited October 4 in Chit-Chat
Do you have any worthless information you would like to tell others? This is the official Broscience thread! Tell people not to eat more than 25g of protein in one sitting or they'll die. Let others know 1lb of muscle weighs more than 1lb of fat. Are you confused about pregnant lady pee? Well me too but, what I do know is it is very expensive! Please feel free to add to the missinformation that's thrown around like a hot potatoe:-)
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  • shovav91
    shovav91 Posts: 2,335 Member
    If you eat at night you'll get FAT!
    *Points to diary... points to self*
    :laugh:
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    *lurks*
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Sugar turns to fat.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    - Unless you drink nothing but pure water you will get dehydrated and you will never lose weight

    - If you've gained 4 lbs in one week, it's ok, you're building muscle
  • rocketpants
    rocketpants Posts: 419 Member
    After a workout you should consume a large dose of "brotein" directly from a thick straw
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    If you don't eat every 2 hours you'll go into starvation mode!
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    There are good carbs and there are eeeeeevil carbs.
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    After a workout you should consume a large dose of "brotein" directly from a thick straw

    Winner!
  • jamiesgotagun
    jamiesgotagun Posts: 670 Member
    After a workout you should consume a large dose of "brotein" directly from a thick straw

    Where would one find a thick straw??
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Wondering why the weight of the world is so heavy on your shoulders? BECAUSE YOU HAVE WEAK TRAPS BRO! 5000 DUMBELL SHRUGS AND SCREAM BRO!


    Guys don't forget to go hard on your kegel exercise. Also, we have no idea what a kegel is but 3 sets of 500 should work.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    It's not broscience unless you're saying this stuff AND you're fully ripped. Otherwise you have zero broscience credibility.
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    Tapeworms are a healthy idea to lose weight fast!
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    You can't lose weight and still drink wine. BS!!!
  • hyenagirl
    hyenagirl Posts: 206 Member
    "i lost 20 lbs of fat but gained 10 lbs of muscle this month!"
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    It's not broscience unless you're saying this stuff AND you're fully ripped. Otherwise you have zero broscience credibility.

    By fully ripped you are meaning three bowls into 4:20, right?
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    It's not broscience unless you're saying this stuff AND you're fully ripped. Otherwise you have zero broscience credibility.

    By fully ripped you are meaning three bowls into 4:20, right?

    BWHAHHAHHAA .... What if my jeans are ripped? Do I have any cred then?
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    How about Chickscience?

    You can't eat fast food on a diet.

    Lots of reps, low weight do you won't bulk up.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Tapeworms are a healthy idea to lose weight fast!
    Don't knock it 'til ya try iiiiiiiiit!
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    How about Chickscience?

    You can't eat fast food on a diet.

    Lots of reps, low weight do you won't bulk up.
    Chickscience is a made up word! Broscience has street cred because it got shot in the face 9 times then made a rap record.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Five pounds of muscle weighs more than five pounds of fat.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    It's not broscience unless you're saying this stuff AND you're fully ripped. Otherwise you have zero broscience credibility.

    By fully ripped you are meaning three bowls into 4:20, right?
    Yes. 100% this.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Five pounds of muscle weighs more than five pounds of fat.

    No, no, no! A 10lb dumbbell weighs more than 10lb of paper or a 10lb baby. :laugh:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Five pounds of muscle weighs more than five pounds of fat.
    No, no, no! A 10lb dumbbell weighs more than 10lb of paper or a 10lb baby. :laugh:
    Only in the UK, not in the States. It has to do with the altitude.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Five pounds of muscle weighs more than five pounds of fat.

    No, no, no! A 10lb dumbbell weighs more than 10lb of paper or a 10lb baby. :laugh:
    Both of you, reported. And deported.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Five pounds of muscle weighs more than five pounds of fat.
    No, no, no! A 10lb dumbbell weighs more than 10lb of paper or a 10lb baby. :laugh:
    Both of you, reported. And deported.
    Aw... you caught us, trying to summon the dark forces of Legion and her followers.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    How about Chickscience?

    You can't eat fast food on a diet.

    Lots of reps, low weight do you won't bulk up.


    You're on to something .. . chickscience is totally this crap. "You burn more calories when you're on your period"
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Five pounds of muscle weighs more than five pounds of fat.
    No, no, no! A 10lb dumbbell weighs more than 10lb of paper or a 10lb baby. :laugh:
    Both of you, reported. And deported.
    Aw... you caught us, trying to summon the dark forces of Legion and her followers.

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  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Five pounds of muscle weighs more than five pounds of fat.
    No, no, no! A 10lb dumbbell weighs more than 10lb of paper or a 10lb baby. :laugh:
    Both of you, reported. And deported.
    Aw... you caught us, trying to summon the dark forces of Legion and her followers.
    This sort of thing NEVER goes well...

    Stay-puft-marshmallow-man.jpg
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    Five pounds of muscle weighs more than five pounds of fat.

    No, no, no! A 10lb dumbbell weighs more than 10lb of paper or a 10lb baby. :laugh:

    Well first you gotta throw them all in a pool and observe which one sinks or swims.
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    I'm almost cut enough to shell out some broscience.
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