If you could tell that ONE coworker SOMETHING....

vanessaclarkgbr

GO AND BLOW YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!! Snorting loudly every day for weeks is making me feel sick. Thank you.

Teliooo

You are actually crazy, calm it down a bit and stop taking everything so bloody seriously. You are causing everyone major stress, stop being a martyr.

AtticusFinch

Short skirts when you have an *kitten* the size of a killer whale isn't appropriate for the office, and being a complete *kitten* doesn't qualify you to park your clapped out roller-skate in the disabled slots

Namaste1983

PLEASE STOP SMOKING. I LOVE YOU AND A BAG OF COUGH DROPS A DAY ISN'T GOING TO UNDO 25 YEARS OF SMOKING. YOUR COUGH SCARES ME AND I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP AND LET YOUR LUNGS FIX THEMSELVES. I REALLY LIKE THIS WOMAN SO IT SUCKS

mleoni092708

Please stop standing next to me at 8 am and talking in a way too loud voice. I have perfect hearing, you are a ridiculously loud talker and it gives me an instant headache. And worse, I don't need to hear your every complaint about other people in the company you are going to "slap the crap out of". PLEASE stop the complaining. You're bringing everyone down with you. STFU please!

asyouseefit

Stop snorting, sniffing, burping, yawning, humming so loudly FFS!

benodie

I am lucky and most nights I work with one of my best friends!! But to the new bosses that took over our company last month . . . . . please shove your money grabbing, penny pinching, PATHETIC new policies up your a**** . . .oh AND I think your matching flashy BMW's with their matching number plates are plain SAD . . . . .ooooh I could keep going forever!!

thanks for this post I feel better now lol!!

shireengool

you will not die if you shower daily and change your clothes, you stink

SarahxCheesecake

Short skirts when you have an *kitten* the size of a killer whale isn't appropriate for the office, and being a complete *kitten* doesn't qualify you to park your clapped out roller-skate in the disabled slots

I didnt know you felt that way about me :sad:

SomeVegansAreChubby

That the reason you're always so tired and feeling sick is because you carry around a two liter of Mountain Dew around instead of a water bottle.

morganhccstudent724

Dear ladies of my department,

Please for the love of God and everything holy clean up after yourself. I know we have a cleaning man that comes in during the evening hours however; I should not have to look at your **** stains in the toilet bowl. That is disgusting and inappropriate. There are cleaning products and a brush scrubber in the back. If these items are unfamiliar to you, please come find me. I will gladly show you how to use them. I mean...we are ladies after f*ucking all.

Thank you for your time.

Morgan

juleseybaby

Knowing that I have to come in here 5 days a week with the mere possibility of seeing you makes me throw up in my mouth a little. You suck at life.

Bronx_Montgomery

This one is easy. Hey...I can multi-task. just because I am not looking at you when you speak doesn't mean I am not paying attention. So please stop say hey or look every single time. I can type up a 20 page essay and still have a conversation with you LOL

eillamarie

Oh god, I so need this today lol

"Get off your lazy *kitten* and become a decent person. This doesn't involve stealing from less fortunate people, lying to your coworkers about it, and then trying to suck up to us to save your job. Also, nobody wants to hear you talk. When we walk away we don't want to listen to you, when we ignore you we don't want to listen to you, and when you're on your cell phone loudly for an hour gtf out of the room. So STOP TALKING. And stop repeating things 5 times. We don't care. Thanks!"

That sounds harsh hahaha, but I'm serious when I say my entire team (and students and members of other teams) feel this way about this person. It's brutal.

skittybang

STFU YOU STUPID ***** IF YOU SAY LOVEY OR SWEETY OR HONEY OR DARLING ONE MY F***ING TIME I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR FAMILY WHILE YOU WATCH

Phew, that felt good.

ChitownFoodie

Do I really need to know about your mother's gout problems? Pick up the phone and stop putting her on speaker!!!!

SinIsIn

Two words... COURTESY FLUSH!
:sick:

eillamarie

You are 23, get with this decade and grow up. Stop leaving personal belongings like your credit card and car insurance papers on the table at work, and get out of your element and learn where things are in the city you have lived in for 3 years. Basically, go forth into the world and grow. Also, you have a cell phone, use it, don't just pick it up once every 48 hours and ignore all the messages.

juicymama08

get off your fat *kitten* and do somthing

Thank You!!!

juicymama08

Wash your hands when you get off the crapper. There's a reason no one touched those awesome looking German chocolate brownies after you did.

EDIT: durn typo

LMAO.....I know!! Why is it sooooo hard to wash your hands!! I SEE YOU!! I know you didn't wash them!! Ewww....Nasty!!!

Stacera

I don't want to sit at your desk and train you on the new system b/c your desk is sticky and your keyboard crunches because all you do is eat there!!! I'm afraid of what your home looks like from seeing your desk and NO I don't want to eat any of the food you bring to work.

(diff coworker) you're a pig, we know your trick of trying to rub against the women in the elevator that's why i stepped back this morning and you lost your footing and hit the wall. The nasty degrading things you say about women in the building is being noted.

(diff person) quit being such a *kitten*!! just friggin stop!

tgh1914

Take a bath for crying out loud! You stink! Yes, I know there are cultural differences & all. But when you work with other people who have working olfactory systems, or worse - with clients sometimes - you have to do something about that BO!!!

nikki778

I would say
"UGH BE QUIET BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAAAAHHHHHH
I DON'T CARE JUST LET ME DO MY WORK"

RyanDanielle5101

Sorry Mr. Princess but no one understands why as man you HAVE to get your hair cut every fu*cking Thursday at the same time? FYI It doesn't look any different when you get back. Also, STOP INTERUPTING ME DURING A CONVERSATION YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED IN. You are a douche bag that hates women but you act like one, make up your f-ing mind.

KelliHatfield1

Stop picking your nose and wiping it on everything, close your mouth when you eat, flush the frig'n toilet, don't leave your **** all over the place! I'm a stay at home mom, my coworkers are my children!

Funny! :laugh:

complete_tease

Please sit down and shut the **** up. No your job is not the most important. No you are not supposed to monitor what everyone is doing. No everyone that works here is not ****ing stupid. Yes you are in fact the problem 99% of the time.

skinnywithin

that I am going to stick that celine dion cd up her *kitten*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chocolateandvodka

if you touch me one more time i will punch you in your face.

chocolateandvodka

Sorry Mr. Princess but no one understands why as man you HAVE to get your hair cut every fu*cking Thursday at the same time? FYI It doesn't look any different when you get back. Also, STOP INTERUPTING ME DURING A CONVERSATION YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED IN. You are a douche bag that hates women but you act like one, make up your f-ing mind.

$5 says it's not a hair appt - that sounds like therapy, a mistress or something sinister... i wanna know!!!!

_Ben

Turn off the ringer on your phone, stop talking to your friends on the phone while Im trying to help 7 customers at once by myself