Stuff you must never eat...

emergencytennis

...from what I have read on here

White food
Fruit
Carbs after 7 pm
Carbs after 4 pm
Food after 7pm
Food
Bread
Corn
Egg yolk

I have never read anyone who said I should avoid red meat, which surprised me. I thought red meat was the food of the devil.

Coltsman4ever

Eating puppies and kitties is frowned upon, despite their nutritional value.

sarah307

Eating puppies and kitties is frowned upon, despite their nutritional value.

hhahahahhhahahahahahhahahhaasdfasf

emergencytennis

And yet, you are the first person ever to mention that. Bananas, on the other hand...!

alecta337

red meat gives you cancer

and so does not eating your exercise calories

morganadk2_deleted

all things in moderation !

i don't agree with don't eat after 7pm

love fruit

love whole eggs

bluemist248

...from what I have read on here

White food
Fruit
Carbs after 7 pm
Carbs after 4 pm
Food after 7pm
Food
Bread
Corn
Egg yolk

I have never read anyone who said I should avoid red meat, which surprised me. I thought red meat was the food of the devil.

I eat all of them and at any time I feel like. Though to be very honest I don't eat too close to bedtime simply because I can't be bothered to get up and pee/poop at 2am.

vim_n_vigor

...from what I have read on here

White food
Fruit
Carbs after 7 pm
Carbs after 4 pm
Food after 7pm
Food
Bread
Corn
Egg yolk

I have never read anyone who said I should avoid red meat, which surprised me. I thought red meat was the food of the devil.

You can have cauliflower though - even though it is white!

shakybabe

I was always told Fruit was healthy along with veg and can't imagine eating an egg without the yolk, its the best part!

I'm low carb and that seems to be working for me with the occasional treat thrown in, usually I exercise on a treat day so have 'spare calories' anyway and my weight is still going down consistently despite the occasional chocolate brownie and yorkshire pud with roasties! :laugh:

BrowneJen

Moderation on everything works for me. Check your calories!

LiL_MisS_C

Eating puppies and kitties is frowned upon, despite their nutritional value.

Bahahaha!

bluemist248

Eating puppies and kitties is frowned upon, despite their nutritional value.

:laugh:

emergencytennis

red meat gives you cancer

and so does not eating your exercise calories

Pox, I forgot that one !

Addendum
Your exercise calories.

engineman312

kittens taste like babies

SlimSadieG

red meat gives you cancer

and so does not eating your exercise calories

Brilliant.

katemiddletonisawesome

Eating puppies and kitties is frowned upon, despite their nutritional value.


So.... I guess Chinese food is bad for you then too....

Bakins929

kittens taste like babies

Only if you eat them after 7 PM...

InstantSunshine

Eating puppies and kitties is frowned upon, despite their nutritional value.

Pants. I'm going to have to totes rethink lunch.

Classalete

I try to structure my simple carbs early in the morning, (yogurt, banana, cottage cheese, ect), and then complex carbs to replenish glycogen levels immediately following my workout. If you're unable to get to the gym under after 5PM, I'd advice getting all your carbs in early as to promote energy throughout the day.

TYME4ME2CHANGE

Hahahahahahah...

allenlisa

Moderation! What's the point of working so hard if you can't treat yourself every once & awhile?! Just watch your calories & workout! But don't eat like crap all the time. Just because it's high cal doesn't mean it's not good for you. fruits & veggies are good. Protein is good. Just don't pig out.

angelmstewart

:glasses: hahahaha. i love it. cute

InstantSunshine

red meat gives you cancer

and so does not eating your exercise calories

Pox, I forgot that one !

Addendum
Your exercise calories.

Class use of Shakespearean swearing on t'internet! Pox shall be my word of the day (sirrah).

PJilly

I eat all of them and at any time I feel like. Though to be very honest I don't eat too close to bedtime simply because I can't be bothered to get up and pee/poop at 2am.

Shoot. You're supposed to get up when that happens? :laugh:

Bridget28152723

all things in moderation !

i don't agree with don't eat after 7pm

love fruit

love whole eggs

I agree, whole eggs are fine, fruit in moderation, and i do eat past 7pm sometimes its what you eat, again EVERYTHING IN MODERATION...

AdAstra47

Thank you for this public service announcement, it is appreciated...

May I add:
Do not snack on anything that comes in a jar with a child-proof lid.
Do not eat or drink anything with a skull & crossbones on the label.

And if you're Jewish, Muslim, or Christian, remember that Leviticus 11:29 forbids you from eating weasel or lizard.

rml_16

Fruit in general, yes. But especially don't eat bananas! One banana will cause at least a 10-pound gain. It is "the worst possible thing" you can eat when trying to lose weight.

And you also shouldn't sleep. Ever.

InstantSunshine

Anything labelled "Drink Me" or "Eat Me" should probably be avoided too. Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall (as someone once said!)

VeganInTraining

Fruit in general, yes. But especially don't eat bananas! One banana will cause at least a 10-pound gain. It is "the worst possible thing" you can eat when trying to lose weight.

And you also shouldn't sleep. Ever.

DANGIT! I knew that my eating a banana a day was what was keeping me from losing weight, I have been in denile so long!

emergencytennis

Fruit in general, yes. But especially don't eat bananas! One banana will cause at least a 10-pound gain. It is "the worst possible thing" you can eat when trying to lose weight.

And you also shouldn't sleep. Ever.

Curses, I forgot to add sleeping as well! Will no one rid me of this turbulent diet?

VeganInTraining

kittens taste like babies

so why not stick with babies...evidently they are totally ok to eat.