Stuff you must never eat...

vim_n_vigor

You forgot to add no sugar, fake or real - they will all cause you to gain weight like crazy! Diet Sodas, and Regular Sodas aren't on your list either!

merrillfoster

Babies taste of chicken! Cannibals say that human flesh tastes of chicken, so babies must taste of chicken. And chicken tastes of humans. Good, I'm glad you're coming with me on that.

emergencytennis

Vim, this is a pisstake thread. Read it carefully.

Your extremely sensible comments do you credit.

vim_n_vigor

Vim, this is a pisstake thread. Read it carefully.

Your extremely sensible comments do you credit.

I don't actually believe that any of this stuff should never be eaten - except for the babies.....

emergencytennis

Thank you for this public service announcement, it is appreciated...

May I add:
Do not snack on anything that comes in a jar with a child-proof lid.
Do not eat or drink anything with a skull & crossbones on the label.

And if you're Jewish, Muslim, or Christian, remember that Leviticus 11:29 forbids you from eating weasel or lizard.

Glad I am none of them, then. Weeassels, mmm.

keiraev

This is nonsense, I eat all of them and still lost weight.

I do avoid white pasta and bread, but I still eat white rice as brown rice is gross!

emergencytennis

Gaah, even the food?

rml_16

This is nonsense, I eat all of them and still lost weight.

I do avoid white pasta and bread, but I still eat white rice as brown rice is gross!

If you're eating those things, you must forgo all sleep so your metabolism is nice and high.

Bronx_Montgomery

Actually I thought eating Unicorns and Reindeer was bad but its pretty good. Plus it will temporary give you weird magical powers. I swear I was flying....no lie

Jewcybabe

How about, "Do not believe everything you read in the forum threads." Remember opinions are like *kitten*......everyone has one!~

rml_16

Actually I thought eating Unicorns and Reindeer was bad but its pretty good. Plus it will temporary give you weird magical powers. I swear I was flying....no lie

Eating unicorns makes you live forever, but it's a half life and you are now evil.

rc630

And if you're Jewish, Muslim, or Christian, remember that Leviticus 11:29 forbids you from eating weasel or lizard.

Good thing Giraffe is kosher; Dunno what I'd eat if it weren't.

Also, you have to eat clean to lose weight...but look at this sugar-free cake mix recipe I made with stuff from boxes and cans!! Only 100 cals in a serving!!

emergencytennis

You know, I have read about thirty times that I should not drink soda, but nary a post against a free range unicorn.

I imagine one treats it like venison. Age it, then chuck it on the bbq for four minutes a side.

emergencytennis

How about, "Do not believe everything you read in the forum threads." Remember opinions are like *kitten*......everyone has one!~

Ah, my dear, you cut to tne heart of this thread. And kill it, of course, but what the hey.

Hellbent_Heidi

You know, I have read about thirty times that I should not drink soda, but nary a post against a free range unicorn.

I imagine one treats it like venison. Age it, then chuck it on the bbq for four minutes a side.

Unicorns are usually white..therefore, they fall into the 'white foods' category!

emergencytennis

You know, I have read about thirty times that I should not drink soda, but nary a post against a free range unicorn.

I imagine one treats it like venison. Age it, then chuck it on the bbq for four minutes a side.

Unicorns are usually white..therefore, they fall into the 'white foods' category!

God, where is my head at tonight. They also fit into the 'food' category.

Damn, this calorie balancing stuff is hard! We havent even touched on pink stuff like prawns or guava!

emergencytennis

To those wno earnestly posted their opinions, thank you. To those with a desire to eat unicorn, I recommend slow cooking with a cajun sauce.

jmruef

Eating puppies and kitties is frowned upon, despite their nutritional value.

Pants. I'm going to have to totes rethink lunch.

I just love the use of the word "pants" as a mild expletive...

emergencytennis

My mate in the UK.uses 'knickers' in the same way. Love it.

ninerbuff

Eating puppies and kitties is frowned upon, despite their nutritional value.

Not if you're Asian.................................







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Vaanja

Thank you for this public service announcement, it is appreciated...

May I add:
Do not snack on anything that comes in a jar with a child-proof lid.
Do not eat or drink anything with a skull & crossbones on the label.

And if you're Jewish, Muslim, or Christian, remember that Leviticus 11:29 forbids you from eating weasel or lizard.

Does 'gator count as lizard? If god didn't want us eating reptiles, sie wouldn't have made fried gator nuggets with voodoo sauce so damned tasty.

/edit: and @ all the puppies/kittens/asian jokes...seriously? would you make a comment about how a black person dieting has to factor in fried chicken and watermelon? all racism is just plain racism.
and wtf is asian anyway?
that's like saying, europeans are all known for hearty beers and caviar.

gp79

Let's just stop eating .

emergencytennis

Well, food is definitely one of things people on here recommend we avoid.

arlo1028

Fruit in general, yes. But especially don't eat bananas! One banana will cause at least a 10-pound gain. It is "the worst possible thing" you can eat when trying to lose weight.

And you also shouldn't sleep. Ever.

Small bananas are allowed especially if your lifting weights and training hard. Potassium is important, don't want to cramp up, even if you are having the right amount of protein Just saying :happy:

Red meat, contains too much fat.. make sure (if u do eat) it is lean or extra lean! I am grateful that red meat is a big dislike to my taste buds lol

oranges are the highest in sugar, pineapple and kiwis. anything sweet really :grumble:

berries are awesome!

MîîśÊmÿłõü

Eating puppies and kitties is frowned upon, despite their nutritional value.

Anahahahhaahhaahhahahahhahahahahah

rml_16

Well, food is definitely one of things people on here recommend we avoid.

I hear paper is a good substitute. Runway models swear by it and look how thin THEY are!

AvocadoPit

Hahaha. I love that food made it on this list. Lol.

lilRicki

Well, food is definitely one of things people on here recommend we avoid.

I hear paper is a good substitute. Runway models swear by it and look how thin THEY are!

cotton balls, fills you up and comes right out

emergencytennis

Fruit in general, yes. But especially don't eat bananas! One banana will cause at least a 10-pound gain. It is "the worst possible thing" you can eat when trying to lose weight.

And you also shouldn't sleep. Ever.

Small bananas are allowed especially if your lifting weights and training hard. Potassium is important, don't want to cramp up, even if you are having the right amount of protein Just saying :happy:

Red meat, contains too much fat.. make sure (if u do eat) it is lean or extra lean! I am grateful that red meat is a big dislike to my taste buds lol

oranges are the highest in sugar, pineapple and kiwis. anything sweet really :grumble:

berries are awesome!

Are big berries ok or only small berries?

rml_16

Well, food is definitely one of things people on here recommend we avoid.

I hear paper is a good substitute. Runway models swear by it and look how thin THEY are!

cotton balls, fills you up and comes right out

Tasty!