WORST Christmas songs...

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  • Eleanorjanethinner
    Eleanorjanethinner Posts: 563 Member
    I have quite a weakness for terrible Christmas songs - I got some really cheap CDs with novelty songs from the 1950's which I quite enjoy. "Christmas in Killarney" anyone? I love the old crooners... But I don't like the cartoony ones like "Snoopy's Christmas" or the Chipmunks etc.

    By the way, I don't think anyone needs Michael Buble - just get a cheap Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin CD and you're done! (I love Dean Martin "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" when he's obviously plastered and switching some of the lyrics. Great days we won't see again!)
  • russellma
    russellma Posts: 284 Member
    The worst for me is "The 12 Days of Christmas". :sick:
  • debstanley4
    debstanley4 Posts: 208 Member
    Elvis or Porky Pig singing "Blue Christmas." Once I hear it, my Christmas spirit goes in the toilet for the rest of the year.

    I hate this one too...
  • pelleld
    pelleld Posts: 363 Member
    Dominic the Donkey.......makes Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer seem like actual music. What makes it even worse is that they start playing it around here sometime in late October, before the Halloween Witches have even left the area.
  • deethinks
    deethinks Posts: 17
    I kinda hate the Elvis Christmas CD. I love him talented man and what not but the Christmas songs is something that shouldn't have been covered by him in my opinion
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    Simply Having a wonderful Christmas time...UGH
    By far the worst Christmas song is "Last Christmas" by Wham!. OMG it makes me want to cut off my ears.
    These have my votes.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    The worst for me is "The 12 Days of Christmas". :sick:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypd76zNJ5Xs
    BEST THING EVER!
  • BPayton27
    BPayton27 Posts: 626 Member
    Madonna's version of Santa Baby annoys the piss out of me!
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    If I hear Bony M's version of "Mary's Boy Child" one more freaking time, I might actually go insane.

    I LOVE THAT SONG!!!
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Madonna's version of Santa Baby annoys the piss out of me!

    This. What the hell is she doing to her voice?
  • CharityEaton
    CharityEaton Posts: 499 Member
    Simply Having a wonderful Christmas time...UGH
    I love Paul McCartney.

    But that song is DREADFUL too.

    Paul, Elton... what were you guys thinking.



    Yes, I agree! I LOVE Paul and all his Beetle Buds but this song is just awful! That bowmp bowmp sound makes me CrAzY! Oh and that song they always play about the long lost lovers in the grocery store...It mentions Christmas Eve ONE time in the entire song and they play it non-stop. My mom would be punching me right now...but she is in heaven cringing at me bashing two of her favorite songs! LOL! (love you mom BUT...eek)
  • looklikeaskelet0n
    looklikeaskelet0n Posts: 10
    Kenny Rogers and Wynonna Judd - Mary, did you know?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN70R-3ao0U

    So everyone can feel the pain I felt the first time I heard it....

    aldjf;lakj my mom sings this EVERY christmas. terrible song.

    i dont really enjoy any christmas music. ahahh. except bright eyes christmas album of course.
  • BPayton27
    BPayton27 Posts: 626 Member
    What's that song about the two high school sweethearts meeting up in a store and then getting drunk in a car before she drives off? That one is right up there with Christmas Shoes.
  • mbmorse1011
    mbmorse1011 Posts: 492 Member
    Mine is I want a hippopatmous for christmas
  • boston6
    boston6 Posts: 158 Member
    My mom hates "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" LOL
  • Amy_B
    Amy_B Posts: 2,317 Member
    Baby it's cold outside

    YES! No matter who sings it...I hate this one.

    Anything that Mariah Carey, Beyonce, or Christina Aguilera butchers makes my "Worst Christmas songs" list, as well.
    AMEN!!!!! I also HATE "Last Christmas." "Step into Christmas" is yucky too!
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    What's that song about the two high school sweethearts meeting up in a store and then getting drunk in a car before she drives off? That one is right up there with Christmas Shoes.

    That just sounds like a lovely song....
  • CharityEaton
    CharityEaton Posts: 499 Member
    What's that song about the two high school sweethearts meeting up in a store and then getting drunk in a car before she drives off? That one is right up there with Christmas Shoes.


    Yeah...that one! I HATE it! my mom used to LOVE it and I remember one time going to the grocery store with her and it came on the radio and we sat in the car while she listened/sang it...I love my mom but that was torture!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Madonna's version of Santa Baby annoys the piss out of me!
    Eartha Kitt's is the only version of that song, as far as I'm concerned. purrrrrrrr
  • shrinkingsuccess
    shrinkingsuccess Posts: 40
    It's the little St. Nick , by the Beach Boys...........E YUCK!

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