Let's do this again: Last text you received

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  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Yeah I don't want to make you squirm at work

    I do!! :evilgrinforyou:
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
    and then this.....

    Yes....making you squirm at the most inopportune times. Even more fun in person...
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    "You mean the opportunity has been there all this time?"
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    "Are you f***ing kidding me?! On my way".
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "You have no messages"
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    FROM CO-WORKER:GIrl...Come see me when you get a chance ..I've got some good **** to tell you !!

    ME: - Oh Lord, let me grab coffee and a notepad !! LOL
  • nurse_christieyne
    nurse_christieyne Posts: 231
    "I want it"

    referring to the Peppermint Bark I was making.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Helloooooooooooo
  • DanceWithAlice
    DanceWithAlice Posts: 19
    "Hey hon, did you know your work is on fire?"

    Indeed it was....
  • NakedLunchTime
    NakedLunchTime Posts: 559
    "my mom will bring dip too :0 so far we got 2 dips and stuffed mushroom"

    lol
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    "**** that sucks, ahh well... maybe this is for the best"
  • mickipedia
    mickipedia Posts: 889 Member
    I love you x

    after i told my boyfriend that we can play in the snow if it manages to settle.. he's 23.. bless.
  • REBEE17
    REBEE17 Posts: 101 Member
    "Only one parent died. The other is roaming free by your parents house. haha"


    That was my FI. He works for the township and has had to bait raccoons in a school. One wound up dying, the other they caught and set free but they think the raccoons had babies since something is still tearing up the school. I said "poor babies...you parent killers!" That was his response.
  • SueGeer
    SueGeer Posts: 1,169 Member
    30% off Christmas shopping event - today until Friday at The Body Shop with your valid LYB card. T&Cs apply. Text WMYB to (number supplied) to stop.

    Exciting life I lead.... :laugh:

    Sue :smile: x
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,345 Member
    "I cant tell you, you might get excited...."

    :wink:
  • sylouette98
    sylouette98 Posts: 65 Member
    I'm just very thanful for u and ur fam

    I got that from one of my closest friends...love her to pieces!!
  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
    Markers r pilot...& can u order more of the wipes to clean white board...They r awesome..Thanks
  • lbetancourt
    lbetancourt Posts: 522 Member
    i will keep my distance once again
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 926 Member
    "Good morning beautiful"

    Me: "Wrong person?" hahahaha
  • Izable2011
    Izable2011 Posts: 755 Member
    Bring the chinese for lunch.
  • wey1983
    wey1983 Posts: 109
    "Let me attempt to get my head out of my rear and then I'll call you."

    From a coworker lol
  • AbetterMe220
    AbetterMe220 Posts: 19
    "I left $5 for you on my dresser"


    LMAO....there is a story behind that :bigsmile:
  • Sweet_Potato
    Sweet_Potato Posts: 1,119 Member
    i will keep my distance once again

    I like this one. Leaves us wondering more...
  • mem50
    mem50 Posts: 1,384 Member
    Wrong number! Something about how cute Isabella was and how big she's gotten.

    Before that My Darling niece sent me a line dance of Chippendale men. :smokin:
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
    "Too bad. :). But whatever turns you on"

    a friends response when I told him I had been getting naughty text messages all morning but no pics with them LoL
  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 729 Member
    "If you don't want to though, we can go another time. I know its a busy/expensive time of year. And you will be cold"
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    From a co-worker this morning -

    Hi girls don't forget your white elephant gift, see you soon!!
  • brooklynsfinestballerina
    brooklynsfinestballerina Posts: 136
    My fiance-No. Impossible. I'll pick u up and put u on the bed with no effort. I'll carry u around like a baby, baby.
    My response-sexy time?

    I told him I'm gonna be more cut than him and weigh more with all my muscle when I start lifting in January(;
  • stcar
    stcar Posts: 207 Member
    yeah my email is messed up. IT is working on it.
    (from my man)
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    "FREE MSG: WALMART PHARMACY 2 RX ready. 18.00. Open 9a-9p. Reply HELP for Help. STOP for Cancel."

    Oh yeah. I lead an incredibly exciting life (but at least my prescriptions are cheap!)
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