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  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    "And I got all quiet and stuff and he kind of realized WHO he was talking to and I could tell he felt bad. he was like..."You and I are different and you know it", but I was still pretty upset
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    "you got any dls running?"

    My phone has been oddly quiet today.
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    "Your bill is due"

    Only my provider can send me texts, otherwise disabled.
  • TheLongRunner
    TheLongRunner Posts: 688 Member
    Hez seezily! Should named him Helix!
  • FITnFIRM4LIFE
    FITnFIRM4LIFE Posts: 818 Member
    Can you come in to work early

    @**
  • marnijojo
    marnijojo Posts: 235 Member
    Hi Keith just wanted to let you know I have your box of girl scout *kitten*. You can come by my office and pick them up.

    MMM I thin mints!!!
    autocorrect fail I hope

    Dammit, now I have tears streaming down my face from laughing til I cried!
  • Neize
    Neize Posts: 298 Member
    A picture of my new niece!!! :love:
  • roberts1013
    roberts1013 Posts: 103 Member
    "you should check out turbo fire OMG its scary"
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    Lol dork - my bf replying to me telling him the new teen mom 2 was on last night :P
  • marnijojo
    marnijojo Posts: 235 Member
    Wow I have been thinking of you all week. Would you like to go out Friday nite ;)
  • monih10
    monih10 Posts: 577 Member
    "Scratch that last message...don't know what the hell this voice text was texting....lol" :/
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    Got: "Will look for it after i pull out the christmas tree"

    Replied: "Ok, just look for a rabbit on the outside. its tan and has a slicky cover"
  • dragonflybird
    dragonflybird Posts: 232
    Roommate: "Wow busy, I'm just gonna park in no mans land"




    I sent my roommate out to get me a535 :) Nice roommate eh?
  • Shayyy01
    Shayyy01 Posts: 290 Member
    "I thought the damn cat was spayed what the **** just came out of her! " my poor boyfriend
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    "Aaaand I'm on my way to get breakfast with him now. #masochist"
  • andlovesaidn0
    andlovesaidn0 Posts: 65
    Dave: Send me a pic of your dog and I'll put it as your face in my phone

    Me: lmao ok
  • andlovesaidn0
    andlovesaidn0 Posts: 65
    "I thought the damn cat was spayed what the **** just came out of her! " my poor boyfriend

    Lmao omg
  • dalgirly
    dalgirly Posts: 280 Member
    I got a Love you Sleepy head.... as I fell asleep while playing a game online with my bf. lol.
  • mrsdauer
    mrsdauer Posts: 102
    sister: what was that med called i got from the doctor for weight loss?

    me: i think it was called "take your lazy *kitten* with me to the gym, or do jillian workout" better for your health, cheaper, and last longer!

    Sister: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NAME OF THE SH&*!!

    :) im always here to help LOL
  • ch178
    ch178 Posts: 364 Member
    oh ok good lol
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    "Ok so no touchy?"
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
    "you look good hun...love ya..."

    -in response to me sending my friend Andi a picture of myself now (she moved back to NY from MI)
  • BRISAjustAltered
    BRISAjustAltered Posts: 260 Member
    I love you baby.
    From fiancé =)
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I said "hope your tattoo goes well today."
    She said "thanks"
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    No lie - "Btw, your *kitten* is fabulously fine"
  • smashatoms
    smashatoms Posts: 144 Member
    I love you.
    --Hubby :)
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    From my wife (an investigator for social services)

    "another worker just brought a 4 year old girl to the office and the girl said, 'hi, my mom's dead'. Mom overdosed in their apartment".

    My wife and her co-workers deserve an effing medal for what the see and deal with.
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    Something fun from a fellow MFPer :)
  • outtanms
    outtanms Posts: 237 Member
    BF: Where you at? Tried to call couple of times. Hope you are feeling better.

    Response: Home on couch. Will try again tomorrow.
  • andiechick
    andiechick Posts: 916 Member
    "I thought the damn cat was spayed what the **** just came out of her! " my poor boyfriend

    hahaha love this one!
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