Let's do this again: Last text you received

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  • monih10
    monih10 Posts: 578 Member
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    "Scratch that last message...don't know what the hell this voice text was texting....lol" :/
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Got: "Will look for it after i pull out the christmas tree"

    Replied: "Ok, just look for a rabbit on the outside. its tan and has a slicky cover"
  • dragonflybird
    dragonflybird Posts: 232
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    Roommate: "Wow busy, I'm just gonna park in no mans land"




    I sent my roommate out to get me a535 :) Nice roommate eh?
  • Shayyy01
    Shayyy01 Posts: 290 Member
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    "I thought the damn cat was spayed what the **** just came out of her! " my poor boyfriend
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
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    "Aaaand I'm on my way to get breakfast with him now. #masochist"
  • andlovesaidn0
    andlovesaidn0 Posts: 65
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    Dave: Send me a pic of your dog and I'll put it as your face in my phone

    Me: lmao ok
  • andlovesaidn0
    andlovesaidn0 Posts: 65
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    "I thought the damn cat was spayed what the **** just came out of her! " my poor boyfriend

    Lmao omg
  • dalgirly
    dalgirly Posts: 280 Member
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    I got a Love you Sleepy head.... as I fell asleep while playing a game online with my bf. lol.
  • mrsdauer
    mrsdauer Posts: 102
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    sister: what was that med called i got from the doctor for weight loss?

    me: i think it was called "take your lazy *kitten* with me to the gym, or do jillian workout" better for your health, cheaper, and last longer!

    Sister: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NAME OF THE SH&*!!

    :) im always here to help LOL
  • ch178
    ch178 Posts: 364 Member
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    oh ok good lol
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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    "Ok so no touchy?"
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
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    "you look good hun...love ya..."

    -in response to me sending my friend Andi a picture of myself now (she moved back to NY from MI)
  • BRISAjustAltered
    BRISAjustAltered Posts: 260 Member
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    I love you baby.
    From fiancé =)
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I said "hope your tattoo goes well today."
    She said "thanks"
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    No lie - "Btw, your *kitten* is fabulously fine"
  • smashatoms
    smashatoms Posts: 144 Member
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    I love you.
    --Hubby :)
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    From my wife (an investigator for social services)

    "another worker just brought a 4 year old girl to the office and the girl said, 'hi, my mom's dead'. Mom overdosed in their apartment".

    My wife and her co-workers deserve an effing medal for what the see and deal with.
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 985 Member
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    Something fun from a fellow MFPer :)
  • outtanms
    outtanms Posts: 237 Member
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    BF: Where you at? Tried to call couple of times. Hope you are feeling better.

    Response: Home on couch. Will try again tomorrow.
  • andiechick
    andiechick Posts: 916 Member
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    "I thought the damn cat was spayed what the **** just came out of her! " my poor boyfriend

    hahaha love this one!

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