Guess the "background story" of the person above you.

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  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    jennajava - you are a preschool teacher who couldn't resist sampling too many of the macaroni necklaces, which is what landed you on MFP; however, you're in recovery now and, since you began using whole grain thin spaghetti instead of macaroni in your crafts and only indulging in two or three pieces every other Thursday, you're back to your fighting weight and plan on entering the Spaghetti Western Mud Wrestling competition in March, which will benefit your local food bank and allow them to purchase lots of macaroni for the poor children.

    I was hoping you would enter with me.
    I thought that was a given? It was, after all, my idea in the first place. :)
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member

    I was hoping you would enter with me.
    I thought that was a given? It was, after all, my idea in the first place. :)

    I'd better start training then, 'cause you're gonna kick my tail!
  • heidiberr
    heidiberr Posts: 643 Member
    Jenna---after one too many trips to Starbucks, you realized you weren't happy with your figure and decided to make a change
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Awww, I feel like I got skipped. I want a background story!




    ... going over to my corner to pout.
    Oooh look! A button!
    Easily distracted.
  • hbar98
    hbar98 Posts: 39
    heidiberr, you were the quiet one in school...but unknown to your classmates you are a secret agent..and an awesome dj.
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Cory was held captive by an evil witch and force-fed ramen noodles 12 times a day. She escaped with her life (barely) and is on the road to correcting things.
  • hbar98
    hbar98 Posts: 39
    Coryida, you are already as awesome as they come. I know this because of the sign you are holding. You are a superhero!
  • lisaelainee
    lisaelainee Posts: 248 Member
    hbar98: you have always been the nerdy at heart kind of guy.
  • kouzzzz
    kouzzzz Posts: 540 Member
    hbar98: you have always been the nerdy at heart kind of guy.

    Very shy, cute and fragile like a doll....very cute!
  • hbar98
    hbar98 Posts: 39
    hbar98: you have always been the nerdy at heart kind of guy.

    Actually, that's pretty spot on..
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Hbar98 never did find those droids he was looking for. :frown: He thought he did, once, but the old guy told him they weren't.
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    hbar98: you have always been the nerdy at heart kind of guy.

    Very shy, cute and fragile like a doll....very cute!

    That's not a story... :flowerforyou:
  • mzenzer
    mzenzer Posts: 503 Member
    Lorina: Finally living her dream of becoming a swimsuit model!
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    Mzener: Once the skrawny kid in school that got picked on, and ate his lunch in the bathroom. Now he is out to proove all his bullies wrong, by becoming the biggest badass superhero of all time.
  • mickipedia
    mickipedia Posts: 889 Member
    Pocket_Pixi

    You've always been a badass.. no one has ever been able to put you down.. and if they tried you'd end them! :D
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Pocket_Pixie used to live in my pocket, but when I lost all of the weight, she had too much room in there and she is anti-claustrophobic, so now she inhabits mzener's shirt pockets, which are snug because of his awesome pectoral muscles.

    ETA: mickipedia has always rocked a LBD like no other... and now she's confident enough to show it off (causing mass jealousy among her fellow MFPers).
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Corylda is obsessed with Road Runner cartoons and holds up little signs for everything she's thinking like her idol Wile E Coyote. In her profile picture she's thinking about what she'd like to earn in her next job.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    BerryH went to some of the finest finishing schools in England, then rebelled and started her own courtesan business. She ran the business and only provided companions to the Royal Family. After being caught up in the Royal Scandal of 2004, she was forced to retire and is now selling Real Estate in Costa Rica.
  • mickipedia
    mickipedia Posts: 889 Member
    TheRoadDog has spent his life on the road on his huge custom harley.. also in his spare time he enjoys dressing like hollywood hulk hogan :D
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    In 2002, Mickipedia was part of a crack commando unit sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the MFP-Team.
  • ShapeUpSidney
    ShapeUpSidney Posts: 1,092 Member
    Lorena Lynn - comes from Old New England money, but shirks high society due to her rebellious attraction to blue collar men. Heir to the Montgomery escalator fortune, but was disinherited over her refusal to marry the young bachelor of elevator fame (Mr. Reginal Otis, III). Alas, the building conveyance empires will never merge...
  • herstrawberri
    herstrawberri Posts: 347 Member
    ShapeupSidney- Wants to be sent back in time so she can be a 20's pin up girl. Secretly has a love for tommy guns.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Once a hired assassin for an underground organization. Has since given up that life and settled for a more mundane lifestyle.
  • Micheetah
    Micheetah Posts: 184 Member
    CannibalisticVegetarian - ur mentor was Hannibal and had an exciting life of mystery and intrigue, one day u fell for a potential victim and it changed ur life forever... and now u swear off all meat
  • Kirsty_UK
    Kirsty_UK Posts: 964 Member
    Cannabalistic: Now a can-can show girl, you grew up in a religious sect that is opposed to eating anything that has ever breathed, walked, or even touched an animal. You left home and rebelled by getting yourself involved in a different sect where members would donate their bodies to be eaten by the other members. You are now trying to live an entirely sect-free life.
  • 4thehardman
    4thehardman Posts: 731 Member
    An avid explorer in the hills of Peru.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    Kirsty_UK

    No one really knows why she decided to leave her high powered city job to live in a log cabin in the mountains. What they do know is, when nature calls, she'll be there.
  • Arabian♥Breeze
    Arabian♥Breeze Posts: 323
    Running away from a fat monster, that is chasing him.
  • CanuckLove
    CanuckLove Posts: 673 Member
    Arabian - Librarian by day.. Diva by night
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Inspirational

    I think you missed the OP.

    Anyhoot.

    Your story: You're a princess who wishes she could lead a normal life and gets wisked away by a hottie with a lamp and a rug.

    Oh wait, that sounds familiar...
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