Guess the "background story" of the person above you.

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  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    Quit job as a stockbroker to become a Bill Murray impressionist
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    mikeyrp wears gloves to cover up the fact that he is really midas

    Ha! I wish - actually to prevent my fingers falling off!

    Bill_i_am: Founder of the hat wearers league of America
  • skinnypigeon
    skinnypigeon Posts: 107 Member
    MIkey: Only really ENJOYS running when he is being chased by someone or something...but does it anyway to stay fit =)
  • Mymag
    Mymag Posts: 83 Member
    mikeyrp

    there was a charity run going on in your small hometown. you stole all the money donated, though, and while on the run from the police, you knocked a guy out, stole his running clothes, and are now undercover
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    Has a history of getting really close to the camera.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    mymag is really an alien sent to earth to study earth's most fascinating creature: me!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    jeff fell off that cliff shortly after the photo was taken and now his account is run by a zombie version of him.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    jennajava and Cannibalistic meet when in line at the local bank they had been taken hostage. After using nothing but eye signals they over took the robbers. Pretty amazing considering the robbers had all been ninjas. Now they are motivational speakers. "How to kick a ninja's butt with just the power of your eyes" coming to a town near you!


    Ashdart Was the inventor of the Yos'bee--a perfectly crafted melee/range weapon that combined the frisbee and the yo-yo. With this weapon, not only did she single-handedly end the Civil War, but has also made it so that there would be no more war or crime anywhere.. ever. The supposed wars and crimes that occur nowadays are actually set up by the government for the sake of job security.Because of this, the glorious Yos'bee is considered a weapon of mass destruction, and Ashdart herself a wanted criminal.
  • tsbrown09
    tsbrown09 Posts: 53
    SatiricalWoman - Her family was kidnapped by ninjas. Now she must train in order to get them back...
  • ALW65
    ALW65 Posts: 643 Member
    bcampbell54 - After carefully observing multiple high level manager meetings at a Fortune 500 company, determined the secret to great leadership....carry a clipboard and everyone will think you know what you're doing
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    SatiricalWoman once sailed the English channel in nothing but a pair of bloomers and a pair of water wings.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    SatiricalWoman - Her family was kidnapped by ninjas. Now she must train in order to get them back...

    partly true. I would never try to get my family back from ninjas (not on good terms with them) however, I am currently training as a ninja in order to kidnap my own family.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    SatiricalWoman once sailed the English channel in nothing but a pair of bloomers and a pair of water wings.

    OMG!! did you hack my computer and find those pictures?!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    canni was raised by a komodo dragon. Hence why she is now cannibalistic, she has become accustomed to the taste of human flesh.
  • victoria233
    victoria233 Posts: 80
    Just discovered that she has this wicked cool super power to set people of fire with one blink of the eye! And now her cat is a pile of ashes :O
  • tonyamc1234
    tonyamc1234 Posts: 66
    victoria, stranded on an island waiting to be rescued by the love of her life, learning to live off the ocean to hunt for her own food....such as fish lol
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Victoria once fell into an awful abusive relationship when she fell madly in love with the world's strongest man. He feared the abuse so much that he purchased a home next door just so he wouldn't have to be under the same roof with her.
  • fit4mom
    fit4mom Posts: 1,352 Member
    tonyamc1234 Looks at the big picture in life and likes to be the center of attention. Is that a bed back there? LOL
  • tonyamc1234
    tonyamc1234 Posts: 66
    lol no its a chair and ur right about looking at the big picture in life dont like being the center of attention tho :)
  • fteale
    fteale Posts: 5,310 Member
    Tonyamc survived the sinking of the Titanic and has spent the past 100 years waitressing around America while never ageing.
  • tsbrown09
    tsbrown09 Posts: 53
    SatiricalWoman - Her family was kidnapped by ninjas. Now she must train in order to get them back...

    partly true. I would never try to get my family back from ninjas (not on good terms with them) however, I am currently training as a ninja in order to kidnap my own family.

    Silly me! lol
  • skinnypigeon
    skinnypigeon Posts: 107 Member
    tsbrown: Loves doggies, favorite color is purple and favorite food is Jelly Beans!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Just discovered that she has this wicked cool super power to set people of fire with one blink of the eye! And now her cat is a pile of ashes :O

    Hell yeah! it's about time fire shoots out of a part of my body!! I've been working on this for years!!

    Skinnypigeon is actually a raven. Much cooler.
  • victoria233
    victoria233 Posts: 80
    Nailed it! Sent him RUNNING :)
  • victoria233
    victoria233 Posts: 80
    Tastey fish, to!
  • mzenzer
    mzenzer Posts: 503 Member
    Tired of hearing about the big one that got away, so she went and got it herself!
  • twooliver
    twooliver Posts: 450 Member
    She must have grown up around water...someone taught her how to be connected with nature...love of fishing...competitive also...
  • DianaJaneD
    DianaJaneD Posts: 157 Member
    A minister ?
  • Toenges1
    Toenges1 Posts: 99 Member
    After graduating from highschool Two Oliver became a professional belly dancer in Moracco. Years later a Persian prince saw her and fell madly in love. He paid her millions to be his personal belly dancer. After six children they divorced and she moved back to the states - settling in Cleveland as the administrative assitant to an orthopedic surgeon.
  • beatleschic87
    beatleschic87 Posts: 260 Member
    A brooding poet who's meals consist of a glass of wine and fine cigarettes. Perhaps a slice of bread or two, if the mood moves you. Recently has sold a copy of erotic poetry under the psuedonym "Rex Nelson." Only to be picked up by a director and shown at the Cannes Film Festival. Do you go and reveal that you are not truly Rex Nelson? Or do you sit at home with another glass of Pino Noir and stare pensively at your blank paper contemplating your next poem. Free verse? Haiku? Cannes? Your move Mr. Nelson.
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